5 definitions by Bearded Justice
A sex position in which the recieving partner is suspended from the floor by one leg, which is tied to the ceiling or a ceiling mounted structure, the other leg being tied or wieghted to the floor. The penetrating partner uses all limbs to cling to the recieving partner and inserts the penis into the navel. In this position both partners proceed to defecate, the penetrating partner loudly repeating the phrase, "I am mighty pharaoh!"
double dirty egyptian corkscrew
by Bearded Justice July 15, 2011
A sex act, in which a sizable turd is fitted over the penis, to act as an extension. The feces-enhanced phallus is then used to penetrate a vagina, preferably resulting in severe infections.
by Bearded Justice August 21, 2019
Pronounced "6 outta 9" A sex position similar to the 69, except that each partner defecates into the other's mouth. Common sense would dictate that each dot represents a turd being consumed by one of the partners, but the position is represented as such do to the 6 and 9 being separated by a colon, a clever play on words as well as poignant symbolism.
by Bearded Justice November 15, 2011
To defecate. Specifically, to defecate on another individual, often for sexual pleasure or humiliation.
by Bearded Justice May 24, 2015
A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.
"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."
by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011