Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

jism

The lesser known name for 'cum'.

The couch's seats had jism underneath them. I suspect mischievous behavior from the scallywags I call my children.

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 31, 2003

colon

The bloated sack in which resides in the anus. It is blissfully restocked with gas, daily. The toxins in the gas are enough to render a snob unconscious. The gases are expelled on a daily basis from the anus approximately 15 times a day. 2 times if you are a gimboid. 30 if you work at a fast food retaurant.

My colon is feelin' great, thank you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

baby juice

Breast milk.

Damn, I am so jealous of my new baby boy. He sucks all the baby juice and gets all the action and I get nothing!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 28, 2003

period

A small ink spot that may cause a sentence to end abruptly.

Welcome to. My site I have. Lots of. GIF. Anim. Atio. N.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 26, 2003

shock

the period of time after receiving the shocker.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 12, 2003

snow

Dandruff of the head-hair, eyebrows or pubic hair. Floats slowly to the ground like snow when shaken.

"My whole body is a fucking snow mountain!" - Your Dad

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 4, 2003

Marge Simpson

The thread that holds the Simpson family together.

Marge Simpson's hair is several feet tall. She dyes it with Blue #56 dye.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003