Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

cybersex

The lowest form of sexual contact one might obtain.

I go into chatrooms, pretend to be a girl, and give guys phone numbers of idiots that I know. The fools are clueless.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 22, 2003

Xenomorph

The creatures from the Alien series with smooth, horizontally-placed-banana-shapped heads, an exoskeleton, extremely sharp teeth and a stab-wise tail. Commonly has no visible eyes.

The xenomorphs from Aliens had acidic blood and a "tongue" with teeth.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 23, 2003

The Enter Key

A key I use so much that the word 'Enter' is worn out.

Some keyboards have the 'Return' key instead of the 'Enter' key - usually Macs. Same shit, different smell.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 23, 2003

main screen turn on

What you say when Windows starts up.

We Get Signal! (Welcome to Windows) Main Screen Turn On! (Crash)

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

who're

Abbreviation of "Who are". Idiots who use Instant Messaging tend to spell it 'Whore' or 'hur' or maybe 'hoore'.

A: whore u?
B: B. hur u?
A: dunno. hoore u?
B: oready tald u.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

Typo

Typographical Error.

i r hav noe tipografical errar in mi typign!1 stopp aqqusing meh! OR I BAAN U. DERE I SED IT. U R BAANED!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

Chain Letter

adj. Annoying

"Man, this ulcer in my mouth is Chain Lettering me!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003