552 definitions by Bastardized Bottomburp

cumbubble

Bubbles of cum that spurt from the mouth of a talking woman who has given one to many blowjobs.

<Hexx> Shit that damn cumbubble, dawg!
<SunRubble> Pardon me?

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 25, 2003

fixedsys

The god of all fonts, the Notepad default font and my font for MSN Messenger. Brother of the terminal font.

Windows system fonts will own you all.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 22, 2003

spammer

A clever, diabolical person who gets free non-stop advertisement across the globe in millions of peoples electronic mail boxes.

With no money in his pocket and no way to pay for television advertisements for his new creation The Girlfriend Remote, Gerald turned to SPAM and made millions of dollars in a month.

Clever boy.

by Bastardized Bottomburp November 8, 2003

butt napkin

The irritating growth of toilet-tissue evolving between one's butt-cheeks, resulting in the horror that is Kleenex brand tissue-paper. Also quite fashionable in Iraq.

<ButtHaul> I am the Kleenex butt-monkey!
<DarkTyrant> The what now?
<ButtHaul> I'm the guy they pluck butt napkins from to make their tissue-paper, silly-billy.
<DarkTyrant> O.o;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

Typo

Typographical Error.

i r hav noe tipografical errar in mi typign!1 stopp aqqusing meh! OR I BAAN U. DERE I SED IT. U R BAANED!1

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 28, 2003

dirty pillows

Located on the head of Bill Clinton. He would fondle them happily infront of the UN.

Bill Clinton loves his pair of dirty pillows

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

dirty pillows

Water Balloons

My meat hooks got stuck to your dirty pillows.

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003