Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

Windows 2000

Looks like Windows ME, sounds like Windows ME, tastes like Windows ME. But, brother, it ain't Windows ME. I would give half a lung (not MY lung, mind you) to get this OS, or atleast WinXP.

Mmm... Win2000.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 29, 2003

phat-ass pants

Puffy pants worn by wiggas. They achieve ownership of them by asking their successful, wealthy parents for them.

I slapped on my phat-hat and my phat-ass pants and went ridin' with some girlies, fo' sho', nigga.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

cum muffin

A person who, when pricked with a pin, will begin to seep semen from the opening from which the pin came from. See pus balloon.

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

Cerebellum'd

To be attacked by a man in a small pod atop a large brain with an eyepatch.

I found some brains after I was cerebellum'd by the Children!-Man.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 17, 2003

fico

irrelevant; ignorable; of no importance; utter assness

"This dildo is fico!"

<DarghYolk> I'll have your fico-mother to go, thanks
<Trainee> You want fries with that?

"My left but0xx0r is teh fixx0rs!" (My left buttock is fico!)

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003

sock puppet

Homer Simpson's greatest fear.

<Marge> Sock puppets!
<Homer> AAAAH!

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 16, 2003

Crapper

Another name for the toilet, named after Mr. Crapper, it's inventor. This is from which the word 'crap' and 'to take a crap' came from.

<Traggle> I need to use Mr. Crapper's crapper to take a crap. You dig?
<Jurtul> Hello breakfast!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 13, 2003