Bastardized Bottomburp's definitions

net whore

An internet sleaze-slut who says she loves you, but her many MSN Display Names prove she loves 6 other guys. 5 of them know how I feel. The 6th will soon enough. The 7th, whoever he maybe, doesn't know what is gonna smack him in the gonads.

Also see slut, whore, internet whore

Need I say more?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003

Alliteration Insults

Insults that consist of 2 words and begin with the same 1-3 letters. Use them wisely, you turd-turner.

Shit-Shifter
Turd-Turner
Anal-Anarchist
Ass-Assessor
Butt-Butler
Cock-Coordinator
Prick-Print
Testicle-Tester

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 28, 2003

gaydar

A machine designed to detect whether or not a person or animal is homosexual or not.
It is identifiable as a silver box with a spinning satellite-dish upon it.

My gaydar is specifying that that guy over there is a flaming homosexual. Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather-balloon.

by Bastardized Bottomburp September 25, 2003

scrotumnavigator

One who can hear scrotums from a far distance.

There is this guy at my school, and he is, like, this full-on scrotumnavigator and stuff. He climbed up this kids legs and chewed on his scrote, and, shit, that was unpleasant.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

Hentai

Considered better than real porn because hentai characters do what real people can't or won't do, sexually.

by bastardized bottomburp June 1, 2003

Mike Rotch

A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)

<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 14, 2003

asl

The idiots versian of 'how much older is my next love-slave / the gender of my next love-slave / where I can find my love-slave.

Hello. Whore u? ASL? Bai

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003