purple mushroom

Penis being held tight on the stem, creating a purplish swelling on the head, resembling a mushroom.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 04, 2003

KeeL

How Ren pronounces 'Kill'

Steempy I weel keel you!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003

serious emotional trauma

When a large, asian male farts inside your school bag, but not without dropping a turd inside it, zipping the bag back up, shaking the bag around, opening it back up, and showing you the smeared shit all over your assignment papers due next period.

Fuck! No! My papers! I've been Serious emotional trauma'd!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

noodle

The guy who posted above this post.

Get off my roof, Noodle!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

webonese

white boy who thinks he is Lebonese. Talks in deeper voice than he really speaks.

Chris is a fucking weboneser.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003

flamingo

The letter O on fire.

Check it out! A flaming-O!

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 03, 2003

fico

irrelevant; ignorable; of no importance; utter assness

"This dildo is fico!"

<DarghYolk> I'll have your fico-mother to go, thanks
<Trainee> You want fries with that?

"My left but0xx0r is teh fixx0rs!" (My left buttock is fico!)

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 16, 2003