1 definition by Barry the MOTHERFUCKING PIRATE
1. A fleeting paradox in which deference is made to a single man for the reason of supposed affection and loyalty; neither of which generally hold up in the said relationship, which ironically excludes anyone in the friend zone.
2. Human ATM machine.
3. Euphemism for "Guy I wanna fuck continually".
4. Male bitch.
2. Human ATM machine.
3. Euphemism for "Guy I wanna fuck continually".
4. Male bitch.
"I don't understand the concept of 'boyfriend'. They're always men, and never "just a friend". I mean... He is a 'boy-friend' after all, so I'm still quite confused by all this. Can someone explain?"
"They're our source for dick and cash, when we don't want to look like whores."
"We all want to bone attractive people of the opposite sex. How does doing it more than the average person make you a whore?"
"Boyfriends are necessary in society, kiddo. Being human isn't very popular with people who fail at life."
"They're our source for dick and cash, when we don't want to look like whores."
"We all want to bone attractive people of the opposite sex. How does doing it more than the average person make you a whore?"
"Boyfriends are necessary in society, kiddo. Being human isn't very popular with people who fail at life."
by Barry the MOTHERFUCKING PIRATE August 2, 2008