Definitions by Barry G.

Voodoo robot

math professor who mispronounces zero and studies students pictures in his free time. Can't teach for anything!

"What was the Voodoo Robot talking about today?"

Voodoo robot by Barry G. September 24, 2004

Overachievers 

Students at a South Jersey college whos life revolves around making elaborate posters and powerpoints to make their fun-loving classmates look bad.

"Now the overachievers are bringing in consultants to help with their projects!"

Overachievers by Barry G. September 22, 2004

ASSbury park

Big NJ gay hangout. Future home of Jim McGreevey and Golan Cipel.

"ASSbury park is so gay the guys on Queer Eye dont go there!"

ASSbury park by Barry G. September 16, 2004

taxcrell 

North Jersey congressman whos politically stuck in the 1930's, presided over double-digit unemployment in paterson, votes for every tax increase. He does like the ladies, which makes him better than McGreevey!

"George Ajjan is gonna send Taxcrell back to p-town in November!"

taxcrell by Barry G. September 16, 2004

The Smoker 

Annoying girl who complains of chronic illness yet smokes like a chimney, cries poormouth but wastes money on cigarettes. Hobbies include surfing and defacing signs of able candidates.

"If the Smoker is in such a financial problem, why does she spend half her money on cigarettes?"

The Smoker by Barry G. September 8, 2004

Evil Floormate 

college student who is obsessed with pretty girl he worked with but cant get. claims he doesnt drink when he gets smashed all the time.

"Walk the other way to avoid the evil floormate!"

Evil Floormate by Barry G. September 8, 2004

Naptime 

Freshman philosophy class at a South Jersey college which is only occasionally interrupted by the professor giggling to himself.

"Don't worry about your homework for naptime!"

Naptime by Barry G. September 8, 2004