Barry G.'s definitions

Colonel Power

Government teacher who thinks he can give kids detention for not doing hw. Doesnt realize senior year is over.

"Yo Colonel Power no one did the hw!"

by Barry G. April 4, 2004

Overachievers

Students at a South Jersey college whos life revolves around making elaborate posters and powerpoints to make their fun-loving classmates look bad.

"Now the overachievers are bringing in consultants to help with their projects!"

by Barry G. September 22, 2004

Naptime

Freshman philosophy class at a South Jersey college which is only occasionally interrupted by the professor giggling to himself.

"Don't worry about your homework for naptime!"

by Barry G. September 8, 2004

Evil Floormate

college student who is obsessed with pretty girl he worked with but cant get. claims he doesnt drink when he gets smashed all the time.

"Walk the other way to avoid the evil floormate!"

by Barry G. September 8, 2004

daycare

what goes on at a certain central bergen county high school involving teachers giving answer keys on tests and the constant yelling of "jizz, waste and dildo"

It might snow in Detroit, so daycare is cancelled for today.

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

ASSbury park

Big NJ gay hangout. Future home of Jim McGreevey and Golan Cipel.

"ASSbury park is so gay the guys on Queer Eye dont go there!"

by Barry G. September 16, 2004

The Smoker

Annoying girl who complains of chronic illness yet smokes like a chimney, cries poormouth but wastes money on cigarettes. Hobbies include surfing and defacing signs of able candidates.

"If the Smoker is in such a financial problem, why does she spend half her money on cigarettes?"

by Barry G. September 8, 2004