Baron Of Stuff's definitions

Mr. Brown is at the window

To have the Turtle's Head, to be Touching Cloth. An emergency situation involving Mr. Brown

Oh Jesus! Mr. Brown is at the window, excuse me a minute whilst I see him off.

by Baron Of Stuff November 27, 2007

Bum Goblin

An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.

Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

Mr. Brown

1. A turd, a shit.

2. "To go for a ~" To take a shit.

See also Mr. Brown is at the window

Be right back, got Mr. Brown at the window.

by Baron Of Stuff November 27, 2007

brown hatter

A bottsman. With shit on his helmet.

"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"

"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"

by Baron Of Stuff December 3, 2007

chubby brown

1.) A short, fat shit.

2.) A short, fat, shit 'comedian'.

"Hmmm... before I go see Chubby Brown tonight, I'll drop a Chubby Brown down the bog..."

by Baron Of Stuff April 18, 2008

put to the sword

To shag, fuck, bang.

I'm out on the pull tonight. Some girl's gonna be put to the sword.

by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

brown shield stamps

Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.

Toilet tissue paper.

"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"

by Baron Of Stuff November 29, 2007