Definitions by Baron Of Stuff

chubby brown 

1.) A short, fat shit.

2.) A short, fat, shit 'comedian'.

"Hmmm... before I go see Chubby Brown tonight, I'll drop a Chubby Brown down the bog..."

chubby brown by Baron Of Stuff April 18, 2008

brown hatter 

A bottsman. With shit on his helmet.

"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"

"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"

brown hatter by Baron Of Stuff December 3, 2007

brown shield stamps

Turd-Tokens, Shit Tickets, Bumwad, Bog Roll.

Toilet tissue paper.

"Hey ma! You'll have to pickup the shoppin' alone, I'm on the bog an' we ain't got any brown shield stamps!"

brown shield stamps by Baron Of Stuff November 29, 2007

Bum Goblin 

An oddly-shaped, rock-solid and gnarled turd, which leaps out at speed from behind you and casts a painful spell on your ringpiece.

Jesus my arse is sore! Bastard Bum Goblin!

Bum Goblin by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

drown a copper 

To take a shit, lay a cable.

Uh oh, things are getting strenuous. Just popping off to drown a copper.

drown a copper by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

hound cable 

Dog shit. Barker's Rope.

What's that smell?

Ah shit, think I've trodden on some hound cable.

hound cable by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007

Barker's Rope 

Dog shit,Hound Cable.

I wouldn't take a shortcut through there - it's boobytrapped with reams of Barker's Rope.

Barker's Rope by Baron Of Stuff November 28, 2007