Definitions by Barney Who-Ah

Twitter 

Twitter is a site for pathetic people who think that every moronic brainfart deserves to be shared.

Twit: I just told everyone on Twitter that I'm not sure what to have for lunch.

Workmate: Why? On second thoughts don't tell me. I don't care.

Twitter by Barney Who-Ah May 10, 2011

Piddleton 

A hybrid name to describe Prince William and Kate Middleton, just like Brangelina describes Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Piddleton is generally used by people who want to take some of the starch out of the Royals.

Sister: How come William and Kate don't have an acronym like other celebrity couples?

Brother: They do. It's Piddleton.

Piddleton by Barney Who-Ah November 20, 2010

Yello 

Yello.

Is a cross between yes and hello. Most commonly used when people answer the phone.

Yello!

Debbie?

Sorry. Debbie can't come to the phone at the moment. My cock is in her mouth.

Yello by Barney Who-Ah April 28, 2010