11 definitions by Barnaby J.
The gelatinous, viscous, amalgamation of diarrhea and usually seminal fluid that drips from the anal orifice down to the catholic schoolgirl knee-socks after a romping good round of buttsex.
Teacher: What is 3+3?
Student 1: I smell poop.
Student 2: Hey Jill, whats that stain on your socks??
Jill: O no i forgot my butt plug. The butt fluid is a-flowin'.
Teacher: Well, go confess.
Jill: Why? It's the priest's fault for ramming it in too hard.
Student 1: I smell poop.
Student 2: Hey Jill, whats that stain on your socks??
Jill: O no i forgot my butt plug. The butt fluid is a-flowin'.
Teacher: Well, go confess.
Jill: Why? It's the priest's fault for ramming it in too hard.
by Barnaby J. July 14, 2008
Damn, this math problem is hard.
So? Would you say it's complicated?
What? No. Idiot. The correct term is complicating.
I think you're mistaken.
That's why you're dumb.
So? Would you say it's complicated?
What? No. Idiot. The correct term is complicating.
I think you're mistaken.
That's why you're dumb.
by Barnaby J. July 11, 2008
1. Any group of people that generally lack talent, humor, modesty, intelligence, or any related qualities of otherwise normal people.
2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.
3. The holes in butts.
2. Used as a slightly less meaningful but more conversationally appropriate term for assholes.
3. The holes in butts.
I was looking for a good boulder for Dinosaur Sex in the woods when some buttholes were blasting Counting Crows on their radio. I pushed my ear-buttons to keep out the wretched garbage-noise.
by Barnaby J. July 11, 2008
The pathetic substitute for real cookies like oreos or chips ahoy. Often bought by overprotective, health-conscious mothers.
-Hey little Johnny, do you want dessert?
-Ya mom! What's there to eat?
-Fig Newtons
-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.
-Ya mom! What's there to eat?
-Fig Newtons
-Fig Newtons? Fuck you, mom.
by Barnaby J. July 16, 2008