Banj's definitions

The Estate

Notorious UK hood, in the east anglian town of Bedford, where drug dealing, gang banging, car alarms going off and ratty looking kids mouthing off are a daily occurence.

Yeah i gotta go meet dave on the estate, he's hookin me up with a ps2 and an eigth.

by Banj December 20, 2004

sex pest

A person who's mind is filled with filth. Will take every opportunity to turn the most innocent of conversations/ situations, into sordid sex fests.

Will be prone to expose themselves.

Al:"Mate, have a butchers at this!"
Ben:"Dude! Seriously! Put the mouse back in the house!"
Nick:"Bloody sex pest!"

by Banj December 20, 2004

What ya saying

A mostly annoying phrase used to greet a person.

Guy1:"What ya sayin!"
Guy2:"Shut up"

by Banj December 20, 2004

The Dog

The title given to a guy who takes pride in convincing women he loves them or has some intention of commitment, in an attempt to get their knickers off. Usually takes no discrimination in who he dogs fat, thin, black, white, mullet or no mullet.

Have a girl friend who has recently broke up with her boyfriend? The Dog's interested.

by Banj December 20, 2004

Peato

To blow ya load, to arrive at the party early, to jump the gun, to ejaculate prematurely basically. Derives from the word 'peters' meaning to fizzle out and the word 'oh'. Usually exclaimed by the less than impressed second party.

Cheryl:"Oh yeah babe! Now put it in!"
Ben:"Huuuhhhhuuhh........
Cheryl:"Er babe.......
Ben:"Er....... i'm not really in the mood anymore."
Cheryl: "Babe...
Ben:"Yeah i peatoed..........

by Banj December 20, 2004

chalabi

Cannabis, either resin or leaf.

A term used in London and the South East of England. Originally nicknamed cheeba (taken from the song "Space Cowboy" by Jamiroquai) circa 1993, and subsequently becoming known as chubby. Due to the invasion of Afghanistan and the installed regime, Chelabi became the next logical progression.

Several variations on the theme are Chubby, Chubbage, Hans Chelabi, Yohans Chelabi, Corporal Chelabi, The Hans, The Corporal

"Oi! Gimp, pass me the skins, baccy and chalabi - I need to bill up"

by banj July 9, 2004

Lard on

Used to describe a mans state of arousal when in the presence of a fat bird.

Ben:"Dude! Check out the 20 stoner!
Andrew:"Oh yeah baby, i got a lard on fo sure!"
Ben:"Giggidy giggidy"!
Andrew:"Allll right"!

by Banj December 23, 2004