1 definition by Baller ass nigga homie G dogg...playa

The clump of sweaty shit that gets stuck in between your asscheeks by your wooly-mammoth like asshairs.
John: Hello kind fellow. Would you mind tearing out an assclump for me? It's been bothering me all day.

Austin: Why of course, I was actually going to stop for breakfast, but this'll do. Cheerio!
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