A phrase that many Philadelphia Phillies fans use whenever one of their third basemen can't make a play. The phrase is in refrence to Hall of Fame Phillies third baseman Mike Schmidt, who has 10 gold gloves, his number retired, and probably the best third baseman to ever play the game of baseball. It seems to be used even if the play was impossible to complete. Even for Schmidt.
The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.
The Phillies have never really had a great third baseman since the retirement of Schmidt, with the exception of Scott Rolen, who could be the next Schmidt.
Harry Kalas: And David Wright hits a ground ball over to Wes Helms, and he's...juggling the ball, and, he'll have no throw. Oh boy, Schmidty would have had it.
Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.
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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!
Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.
Gary Matthews: Yeah, not exactly a...rouTINE ground ball, but one that he should handle. But yeah, schmidty would have had it.
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Scott Franske: And stepping to the plate, Andruw Jones. Here comes the pitch from Hamels, and WOOOOOOH and the ball is lined right into the face of Greg Dobbs! And woah he's not going to make a play!
Larry Anderson: Yeah ball hit right to the face of Dobbs, but like we all say, schmidty would have had it.
by Ballantine August 29, 2007
Father: Johhny, why were you in your room so long?
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh
Johnny: (with sad look on face, and sobs) Remembering 9/11.
Father: Aw, ok son. You ok?
Johnny: Ohhhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhh
by Ballantine October 02, 2007
1) A rare event in baseball where the defense is able to record all 3 outs in the inning through one pitch. There has to be two runners on base for this to happen.
2) A special from Comcast in which they can provide you Cable, Internet, and Phone for just $99 each!
3) One of the worst situations a guy can be in. It's when his stomach, lower back, and balls all hurt at the same time. Your stomach feels 3 sizes bigger, your back hurts like mess, and your balls feel like they're about to burst. The best way to treat is to lay down.
2) A special from Comcast in which they can provide you Cable, Internet, and Phone for just $99 each!
3) One of the worst situations a guy can be in. It's when his stomach, lower back, and balls all hurt at the same time. Your stomach feels 3 sizes bigger, your back hurts like mess, and your balls feel like they're about to burst. The best way to treat is to lay down.
1) Broadcaster: And the pitch...SWING AND A MISS STRIKE THREE! Wait, runner goes for second, the throw, they got him stuck, he's tagged out AND WAIT! RUNNER GOING FOR HOME, THE THROW...HE'S OUT AT HOME! HOLY MOLY A TRIPLE PLAY! 3 OUTS AND THE INNING IS OVER!
2) I got that triple play from Comcast. Now I can do three things at once and still be out of my wallet.
3)
Why is Kyle walking so weird?
He's got a triple play going on today.
Ouch.
2) I got that triple play from Comcast. Now I can do three things at once and still be out of my wallet.
3)
Why is Kyle walking so weird?
He's got a triple play going on today.
Ouch.
by Ballantine March 21, 2007
When a guy or girl likes somebody, and they're serious about trying to get with that person. So they talk to them, try to make them laugh, spend as much time with them as possible. Their intention usually is to make friends with that person until they build the confidence to ask them out.
What's sad about a self-rejection is, that person loses the confidence to ask them out (or they discover or think they're already going out with someone and feel there's no point in trying to build-up a future relationship). Basically they're scared of rejection.
This person can never know that they were liked, going to be asked-out, so it's a real downer when they find out somebody gave up on trying to get with them (especially if it's a pretty depressed person)
Self-rejections usually occur in low confident/self-esteem teens during their middle/high school years. Usually self-rejections hurt more than actual rejections from the person, because you feel that maybe, they would say yes. You didn't even give yourself a chance.
A self-rejection is not seeing someone in the hallway, thinking they're cute, and not talking to them and giving up. You actually try to build up a friendship with that person and give up.
A self-rejection is also not, asking out a someone, still liking someone, maybe asking them out again, and giving up. Because with this, you built up the courage to ask to ask them out.
Even though the person you were trying to ask out, didn't say "no" (you didn't ask them out period), but you say "_______ self-rejected me", which basically means you gave up on that person.
After so many self-rejections this person may feel they're never going to find somebody. The best advice for that person is to try to build them up and make them a confident being, and they might ask that person out and be happy!
What's sad about a self-rejection is, that person loses the confidence to ask them out (or they discover or think they're already going out with someone and feel there's no point in trying to build-up a future relationship). Basically they're scared of rejection.
This person can never know that they were liked, going to be asked-out, so it's a real downer when they find out somebody gave up on trying to get with them (especially if it's a pretty depressed person)
Self-rejections usually occur in low confident/self-esteem teens during their middle/high school years. Usually self-rejections hurt more than actual rejections from the person, because you feel that maybe, they would say yes. You didn't even give yourself a chance.
A self-rejection is not seeing someone in the hallway, thinking they're cute, and not talking to them and giving up. You actually try to build up a friendship with that person and give up.
A self-rejection is also not, asking out a someone, still liking someone, maybe asking them out again, and giving up. Because with this, you built up the courage to ask to ask them out.
Even though the person you were trying to ask out, didn't say "no" (you didn't ask them out period), but you say "_______ self-rejected me", which basically means you gave up on that person.
After so many self-rejections this person may feel they're never going to find somebody. The best advice for that person is to try to build them up and make them a confident being, and they might ask that person out and be happy!
EXAMPLE OF SELF-REJECTIONS:
Tony was talking to Alicia all month. He couldn't get her out of his head! He really liked her. Until one day he stopped talking to her, and she didn't know why. She knew about how he was a pretty un-confident person, so she wasn't suprised when she found out she self-rejected him.
NOT A SELF-REJECTION:
I see him walk by every day before study hall, he's so cute, but I should probably stop and try to get someone else.
AND
Roy asked her out last year, even though she did like him, she had a boyfriend. He was confident enough to ask her out again, even though this time she had a different boyfriend. He gave up and is just friends with her now.
Tony was talking to Alicia all month. He couldn't get her out of his head! He really liked her. Until one day he stopped talking to her, and she didn't know why. She knew about how he was a pretty un-confident person, so she wasn't suprised when she found out she self-rejected him.
NOT A SELF-REJECTION:
I see him walk by every day before study hall, he's so cute, but I should probably stop and try to get someone else.
AND
Roy asked her out last year, even though she did like him, she had a boyfriend. He was confident enough to ask her out again, even though this time she had a different boyfriend. He gave up and is just friends with her now.
by Ballantine March 07, 2007
After a guy has an orgasm and he shoots out so much semen, it's almost as if there's no more left in his tank and he needs to restock. The reason for cumming so much is probably due to the fact that the guy was saving his load and got a real good hand/blow job.
After I had saved my cum for 2 weeks by not masturbating, I went over to her house, and I wasn't expecting what she was about to do. She went into my pants, pulled out my dick and started squeezing it and tugging it so hard, and it felt soooooo good since I haven't wanked it in so long, then when I cummed, I had so much stocked up, it completely covered her hand and I was left drained.
by Ballantine March 28, 2007
The 2nd to last or last spot on a top friends space on MySpace. It's considered the dickweed spot because the person likes you enough to put them on their top, but not enough to put you at one of those two spots.
There are only dickweed spots on top 12s, 16s, 20s, and 24s.
There are only dickweed spots on top 12s, 16s, 20s, and 24s.
Desperate MySpacer: JUST PUT ME ON YOUR TOP! PLEASE!
Average MySpacer: FINE! But you gettin' the dickweed spot!
Desperate MySpacer: Ok...
Average MySpacer: FINE! But you gettin' the dickweed spot!
Desperate MySpacer: Ok...
by Ballantine April 06, 2007
A inside and cover-up term for fellatio. When drawn correctly, the letters OAL look like a stick person giving oral.
O
A
L
You need to draw that and connect the three together to make it look right. It's best used in occasions where no other word meaning fellatio will suit well.
O
A
L
You need to draw that and connect the three together to make it look right. It's best used in occasions where no other word meaning fellatio will suit well.
(In class)
Rob: Yo dawg, I heard that jawn gave him some mad OAL.
Kyle: That's cool.
(Wedding)
Rob: Yo dawg, I heard that jawn gave him some mad OAL.
Kyle: That's cool.
(Funeral)
Rob: Yo dawg, I heard that jawn gave him some mad OAL.
Kyle: Jeez her mouth must hurt.
Rob: Yo dawg, I heard that jawn gave him some mad OAL.
Kyle: That's cool.
(Wedding)
Rob: Yo dawg, I heard that jawn gave him some mad OAL.
Kyle: That's cool.
(Funeral)
Rob: Yo dawg, I heard that jawn gave him some mad OAL.
Kyle: Jeez her mouth must hurt.
by Ballantine December 26, 2007