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What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.
Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!
by Bad C dev October 31, 2022
Get the fuck to the speed of light mug.It’s like I have hyperactive libido ramped up to 1000x. Sex dominates my thoughts every waking moment of every day. Masterbation helps for all of 5 minutes then it’s back on. Obviously I’m addicted to porn as it helps me masterbate more often to calm the unending torrents, but I’ve been trying really hard to quit as it’s so bad for my mental health and the way I see women, and my hyperactive libido has gotten so much worse. I can’t find any outlet for it at all; nothing I try can make it just stop.
by Bad C dev April 13, 2023
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by Bad C dev July 12, 2021
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by Bad C dev November 7, 2024
Get the 2305843009213693951 mug.When you fling your body forwards but your head doesn't cooperate. In order for something to be a true neck snap, the actual snap must be accompanied by an audible popping sound.
Dude!, that car accident gave me a total neck snap!
That bitch tossed me around the bed and gave me a really bad neck snap.
That wooden roller coaster ride gave me the neck snap! My neck has been sore for weeks.
That old guy tripped on the sidewalk and popped a disk. What a neck snap!
That bitch tossed me around the bed and gave me a really bad neck snap.
That wooden roller coaster ride gave me the neck snap! My neck has been sore for weeks.
That old guy tripped on the sidewalk and popped a disk. What a neck snap!
by Bad C dev March 10, 2022
Get the neck snap mug.Most free (as in freedom) Linux distro. Why have a working microphone or Nvidia drivers on your laptop when you can run in VT100 text mode and relish the enduring FREEDOM washing over you like a wave.
The smooth sexy graphics of other distros are merely a facade covering up the corrupted interior of proprietary drivers and binary blobs in the kernel. Trisquel, on the other hand, is through-and-through completed saturated in FREE software, and this really shines through.
Just as you can hear the songs of the sea by shoreline, so too can you hear the lullaby of FREEDOM with every interaction with Trisquel. It's just awesome!
The smooth sexy graphics of other distros are merely a facade covering up the corrupted interior of proprietary drivers and binary blobs in the kernel. Trisquel, on the other hand, is through-and-through completed saturated in FREE software, and this really shines through.
Just as you can hear the songs of the sea by shoreline, so too can you hear the lullaby of FREEDOM with every interaction with Trisquel. It's just awesome!
Trisquel GNU/Linux is a fully free operating system for home users, small enterprises and educational centers.
by Bad C dev February 1, 2022
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To describe the sensation of being RHELed, imagine waking up after major surgery from gastrointestinal perforation only to immediately receive news that your sister died two weeks ago and you missed her funeral.
To describe the sensation of being RHELed, imagine waking up after major surgery from gastrointestinal perforation only to immediately receive news that your sister died two weeks ago and you missed her funeral.
CentOS just got RHELed so hard that the fight porn was practically NSFW! It's now CentOS Stream. Thankfully, one can always use the unRHELed AlmaLinux OS or Rocky Linux distros.
by Bad C dev January 12, 2022
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