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4999

* The number right before 5,000.
* An odd number.
* The 669th prime number.
* Cannot be written as the sum of three squares.
* 2^3+5^4-1 = 4999
* MMMMCMXCIX in Roman Numerals
Teacher: What is 4999 times 21?
Student: Fuck you! Couldn't you just give me 5,000 times 21, which is 105,000?
Teacher: No, you are retarded. And, retarded students must work extra hard.
Student: It's not my fault that I spend most of my days high up on a cloud.
Teacher: It's okay. I'm high right now, too, so I feel you. Here, take this A+ for the class as I sympathize with your struggles.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
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libido-engulfed

When you are consumed by an insatiable appetite for sex/masturbation 24/7 x365.2425 days a year.
Tom: So, I recorded my incidences of masturbation over a 1 week period and discovered that I masturbate 11.4 times per day on average.

Jerry: WTF, dude? Has your mind been completely libido-engulfed? I don't think that's normal.

Tom: You have no idea, dude.
by Bad C dev August 1, 2022
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unsigned int

The word size on a computer. Basically the size of the largest number that can be added/subtracted at one time on a processor. In the x86-64, however, an int stayed the same size as in the x86.
x86 has a word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)
by Bad C dev March 2, 2021
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slavanna

I fucked a slavanna and she was 70lb of pure unadulterated fun!
by Bad C dev July 12, 2021
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Kum

Latin for "with"
"Kum laude" means "with praise," not "cum loudly" you fuccin pervs.
by Bad C dev March 7, 2021
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what a wonderful fuck

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll fuck You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful fuck

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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Chocophat

🍫🍫🍫Chocolate that’s physically hot and tempting🍫🍫🍫
When two worlds collide on the inside, CHOCOPHAT!!!! Rhhheeee!
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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