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ortographilia

When misspelled words turn you on, give you an erection, make you horny, induces masturbation, etc and etc.
Last night, urban dictionary got me so horny. I came hard to all the misspelled words as I have ortographilia.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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AVK

Maker of fire hydrants and various hydraulics. They also unofficially sell dead body parts (only for research purposes, but I was able to convince them I was a scientist in order to obtain a few woman hands to satisfy my fetishes. Still have them to this day 3 years later but I have to keep them in the freezer because they were starting to get too moldy).
AVK sells the best fire hydrants, so buy one today. For an extra special deal, mention the special sparkling black fire hydrant, and you'll get what you're really after.
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock

♪...Has wicked and vicious claws. And if you don’t run right now, you’ll spend Christmas in his jaws!♪
In Rudolph the Blood-Stained Jabberwock, it’s not just the Jabberwock, though. It’s also the Wildkin that spawns. Those Jabberwocks are also Scarlet ones named Rudolph and Wildkins look like emperor penguins.
by Bad C dev October 7, 2021
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Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming
*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*
by Bad C dev November 18, 2024
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Photoelectric Effect

A sheet of metal only reflects certain wavelengths of light due to magic we call quantum theory.
I stopped paying attention to classes when we photoelectric effect began leading into quantum theory. Got a passing grade of C-, though.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
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urbgot

Me: Oh no! I just don't know what to do!

My friend: Urbgot, man. Urbgot.
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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wainbows

Drug-induced rainbows
Sober man: Look up in the sky!, I see a rainbow.

Guy on shrooms: I SEE PRETTY PINK UNICORNS DANCING ON WAINBOWS!
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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