Bad C dev's definitions

IQ1000

A person when their idea is so bafflingly stupid that it's brilliant beyond all possible imagination

Bob: Climate change will kill us all very slowly and very painfully
Patrick: Just kill all the humans and climate change problem solved
Bob: What?
Bob: oh!
Bob: You're IQ1000! Wow!

by Bad C dev July 22, 2021

fungisexual

Having a sexual preference for fungi, typically of the foot

My fungisexual boyfriend rawdogged the fungus on my feet! It was sooo hot!

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

fuckildo

A dildo used for dildofucking

See also: dildofuck and strapon

Wearing the strapon, she dildofucked her hot lesbian gf with the fuckildo to creamy orgasm after squirt after orgasm

by Bad C dev December 3, 2025

Farpa

DARPA's latest new pet-project.

Working on Farpa has made me proud to work at DARPA.

Now we can weaponize any animal to produce burps that smell like farts, which gives a strategic advantage on the secret battlefield.

by Bad C dev August 1, 2022

ortographilia

When misspelled words turn you on, give you an erection, make you horny, induces masturbation, etc and etc.

Last night, urban dictionary got me so horny. I came hard to all the misspelled words as I have ortographilia.

by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

conceptualization

C++20 concepts enable complete conceptualization of the C++ language. No longer does your code have to actually do anything. Rather, it can conceptualize concepts into abstract templated classes purely for aesthetics with no functional value.

The conceptualization brought about by C++20 concepts demonstrates how C++ is becoming less of a "practical" language and more of a "toy" language. You literally spend most of your fucking time creating the most contrite complex way to represent an otherwise simple object using templates, enums, const, constexpr, and other stuff. It's fun and it gets you high, but you ultimately waste most of your time figuring out the most expressive possible way to write code and totally lose sight of the end goal of actually getting stuff done and making things happen.

by Bad C dev March 4, 2021

Gonna fuck the universe

Gonna fuck it up

Gonna fuck it left

Gonna fuck it right

Gonna fuck it down

Gonna fuck the universe

Gonna fuck it all around

Gonna fuck it up

Gonna fuck it left

Gonna fuck it right

Gonna fuck it down

Gonna fuck the universe

Baby let’s fuck all night

by Bad C dev December 22, 2025