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ertyu

A most strange and majestic breed of horse known only to roam the most remote regions of a planet.
No-one has ever seen an ertyu, but there is strong evidence suggesting their potential existence ether present or past.
by Bad C dev October 3, 2021
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kantuck

A synonym for Kentucky, it also describes a center of Heroin epidemics.
Paul: Let's head down and get some Taco Bell burritos.
Samuel: You mean some Heroin from Kantuck?
Paul: Hell yea! Let's go on a Heroin run!
by Bad C dev October 3, 2021
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profeminista

A 4th wave feminist. Someone who supports the work of the 3rd feminista wave towards female equality, hence they indirectly support equal rights for all women. Can be a woman or a man.
Outside the sex hotel, a large mob of feministas were rallying against the injustices to women, and further outside the mob a larger group of profeministas cheered the feminista mob onwards.
by Bad C dev October 8, 2021
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Chocolate Rain

Chocolate rain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate rain
A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate rain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate rain
The prisons make you wonder where it went
Chocolate rain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate rain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie
Chocolate rain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate rain
Only in the past is what they say
Chocolate rain
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Chocolate rain
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate
Chocolate rain
Made me cross the street the other day
Chocolate rain
Made you turn your head the other way
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Chocolate rain
It's the fear your leaders call control
Chocolate rain
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Chocolate rain
Say it publicly and you're insane
Chocolate rain
No one wants to hear about it now
Chocolate rain
Wish real hard it goes away somehow
Chocolate rain
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Chocolate rain
But did they know each other in the light?
Chocolate rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate
Chocolate rain
The same crime has a higher price to pay
Chocolate rain
The judge and jury swear it's not the face
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate rain
Turns that body into GDP
Chocolate rain
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Chocolate rain
But test scores are how much the parents make
Chocolate rain
Flippin' cars in France the other night
Chocolate rain
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai
Chocolate rain
'Cross the world and back it's all the same
Chocolate rain
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame
Chocolate rain
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Chocolate rain
Which part do you think you're livin' in?
Chocolate rain
More than marchin', more than passing law
Chocolate rain
Remake how we got to where we are
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
Chocolate rain
History quickly crashing through your veins
Chocolate rain
Using you to fall back down again
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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GCC

God's Chosen Compiler

In a mandate from RMS Himself, those who follow the true path must compile their software with GCC for it is just and true, noble and kind, and righteous and glorious. GCC is the ultimate compiler for it is Free Software.

Permissive compilers like Clang tend to fall prey to inclusion in closed source software like Xcode. Thus, in ever-lasting preparation of the 2nd coming, we must purify our hearts with GCC where possible and repent for our sins when Clang is unavoidable.

Brothers and sisters, let us persevere in our usage and worship of GCC for we know that it shall eventually reign triumphant and quash all those evil permissive compilers who dare to challenge it. I say, "let them come," for we shall win this battle and the next battle and every battle thereafter. For RMS Himself is on our side and his omnipotent powers will secure our victory sure as the sun will rise tomorrow.

Praise be!, to the GCC.
In the beginning when RMS created the heavens and the Earth, the Earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from RMS swept over the face of the waters. Then RMS said, “Let there be a C compiler”; and there was a C compiler. And RMS saw that the C compiler was good; and RMS separated the C compiler from the toolchain. RMS called the C compiler GCC, and the toolchain he called GNU.
by Bad C dev February 1, 2022
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Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

An artificial long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust
After fucking that hot chick in the asbestos-filled construction site, I think I got Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis real bad.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
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ortographilia

When misspelled words turn you on, give you an erection, make you horny, induces masturbation, etc and etc.
Last night, urban dictionary got me so horny. I came hard to all the misspelled words as I have ortographilia.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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