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When misspelled words turn you on, give you an erection, make you horny, induces masturbation, etc and etc.
Last night, urban dictionary got me so horny. I came hard to all the misspelled words as I have ortographilia.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
Get the ortographilia mug.A blog about porn. What did you expect? Go fuck yourself. Oh wait, you just did that yesterday. Pffft. When are you going to wake up and get a physical girlfriend instead of jacking off to Urban Dictionary definitions?!?! You have a life. Now, take control over it.
Urban Dictionary is like a super-massive star except that it's a super-massive pornblog. When too much iron forms, the rate of nuclear fusion in UD will slow down to a point where the outward pressure exerted by the fusion is insufficient to counteract the massive weight of the blog, resulting in a long-drawn-out collapse, leading to the formation of a black hole which will suck in everything within a few light-years. Then, its going to emit Hawking Radiation, leading to the resurrection of Steven Hawking, who will have newfound tractor beams coming from his eyes which he will use to control and subjugate his loyal servents. All hail Steven Hawking, future tyrant of the human race.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
Get the pornblog mug.A Vulcan science officer. One of the most beautiful women in star trek. Her real name is Jolean Blalock, but her natural body isn't half as sexy as when she put on 10 miles of makeup to become T'Pol.
Dude, I found this amazing T'pol the beautiful picture at tinyurl.com/55veserh and I came so hard. Pictures are worth a thousand videos because they force you to use your imagination, which stimulates dopamine production and makes the experience even more pleasureful.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
Get the Jolene Blalock mug.No nothing finer than a cross-platform asynchronous I/O library written in C and designed to interface intimately with the V8 engine.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
Get the libuv mug.A recent study suggests that although many Americans appear nice on the outside, they are secretly self-centered porn-addicted eco-oblivious entitled rapists who love nothing more than to buy an expensive car and jack off in it. The blacks? No, actually they're innocent. I was mostly referring to the middle to upper-class white gents who are so detached from reality that they shield their innocent cock-sucking porn-watching girl-stalking teenagers from watching harmless entertainment like South Park.
Today, I got a talking to by an All American Shit. As soon as I realized the situation, I tried to walk away, but I'm black, so I got lynched and, when the police showed up, they participated in the lynching and cheered it on. Fuck America, land of the free and home of the entitled jackasses.
by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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by Bad C dev February 26, 2021
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