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by Bad C dev June 27, 2021
Get the egap mug.I stopped paying attention to classes when we photoelectric effect began leading into quantum theory. Got a passing grade of C-, though.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
Get the Photoelectric Effect mug.When Red Hat sticks their big juicy cock where it rightfully belongs in the grasp of the left hand of God.
To describe the sensation of being RHELed, imagine waking up after major surgery from gastrointestinal perforation only to immediately receive news that your sister died two weeks ago and you missed her funeral.
To describe the sensation of being RHELed, imagine waking up after major surgery from gastrointestinal perforation only to immediately receive news that your sister died two weeks ago and you missed her funeral.
CentOS just got RHELed so hard that the fight porn was practically NSFW! It's now CentOS Stream. Thankfully, one can always use the unRHELed AlmaLinux OS or Rocky Linux distros.
by Bad C dev January 12, 2022
Get the RHELed mug.Anyone with Progressive insure who has gotten into a car accident has felt the pain and mutilation of Progressive rape—being fucked around phone call after call and going nowhere and loosing your insurance before anything is paid out.
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by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
Get the progressive rape mug.When you fling your body forwards but your head doesn't cooperate. In order for something to be a true neck snap, the actual snap must be accompanied by an audible popping sound.
Dude!, that car accident gave me a total neck snap!
That bitch tossed me around the bed and gave me a really bad neck snap.
That wooden roller coaster ride gave me the neck snap! My neck has been sore for weeks.
That old guy tripped on the sidewalk and popped a disk. What a neck snap!
That bitch tossed me around the bed and gave me a really bad neck snap.
That wooden roller coaster ride gave me the neck snap! My neck has been sore for weeks.
That old guy tripped on the sidewalk and popped a disk. What a neck snap!
by Bad C dev March 10, 2022
Get the neck snap mug.Most free (as in freedom) Linux distro. Why have a working microphone or Nvidia drivers on your laptop when you can run in VT100 text mode and relish the enduring FREEDOM washing over you like a wave.
The smooth sexy graphics of other distros are merely a facade covering up the corrupted interior of proprietary drivers and binary blobs in the kernel. Trisquel, on the other hand, is through-and-through completed saturated in FREE software, and this really shines through.
Just as you can hear the songs of the sea by shoreline, so too can you hear the lullaby of FREEDOM with every interaction with Trisquel. It's just awesome!
The smooth sexy graphics of other distros are merely a facade covering up the corrupted interior of proprietary drivers and binary blobs in the kernel. Trisquel, on the other hand, is through-and-through completed saturated in FREE software, and this really shines through.
Just as you can hear the songs of the sea by shoreline, so too can you hear the lullaby of FREEDOM with every interaction with Trisquel. It's just awesome!
Trisquel GNU/Linux is a fully free operating system for home users, small enterprises and educational centers.
by Bad C dev February 1, 2022
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by Bad C dev March 5, 2021
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