Bad C dev's definitions

naked Bradbury

The state or statuary of love with the OG pedophile

Naked Bradbury was an American author and screenwriter. One of the most celebrated 20th-century American writers, he worked in a variety of genres, including fantasy, science fiction, horror, mystery, and realistic fiction.

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

double integral

God's favorite form of torture for Calculus III college students. Typically, triple integrals are not even touched by most colleges as students would sooner pass out than shoulder the immense pain of evaluating such nonsense.

With double integrals, you do an integral twice but square the pain.

Before I entered pre-med, I thought I learned the true meaning of pain in my Calculus III class--double integrals.

by Bad C dev March 2, 2021

what a wonderful cunt

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful cunt

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

PHAT shart

A physically hot and tempting poop and fart at the same time. Usually used by people with an elder fetish to describe grannies.

Did you see that PHAT shart? It was so hot.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

k-lax

First mentioned in Rick and Morty s1e11, "Ricksy Business"

Also known as k-lax

Crystal kalaxian is a really strong, but fleeting high. Does anybody else have any more k-lax? B-birdperson?

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

The Best Parts of a Woman

The misnomer title of a Tumblr blog about porn. The blog purports that "the best parts of a woman" are the "boobs, vagina, and butt." In fact, the actual best parts of a woman are her intelligent mind, her strong soul, and her innate dignity.

White male porn addict: I found this amazing blog on Tumblr called "The Best Parts of a Woman"
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!

by Bad C dev February 10, 2021

microtic

When the micro text editor with all its sexy key bindings and petite portable single-file binary that can penetrate SSH struts around in the nude for your pleasure and you can't stave off your erection any longer.

Steps to mastering Linux CLI:
1. sudo -i or su - root
2. cd /usr/bin
3. curl getmic.ro | bash or wget -qO- getmic.ro | bash (may need to install bash)
4. update-alternatives --install /usr/bin/editor editor /usr/bin/micro
5. exit
6. crontab -e
7. let the microticness of the circumstances sink in
8. instant hard-on

by Bad C dev January 22, 2022