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urban immorality

When a definition on Urban Dictionary discusses conquering women as if they were objects or shrugs off sex as not having any deeper meaning.
Women were designed to become objects for us men. Due to the inclusion of the previous sentence, this definition is a perfect example of urban immorality.
by Bad C dev March 4, 2021
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naked Bradbury

The state or statuary of love with the OG pedophile
Naked Bradbury was an American author and screenwriter. One of the most celebrated 20th-century American writers, he worked in a variety of genres, including fantasy, science fiction, horror, mystery, and realistic fiction.
by Bad C dev November 9, 2024
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what wonderful tits

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll grope You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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what a wonderful ass

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll penetrate You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful ass

Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024
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Node.js

A heavy-weight memory-intensive high-level slow language which is the latest "hype", even though severs using Node.JS are notorious for their lag spikes due to random stop-the-world garbage collection.

Whoever the fuck says Node.JS is "lightweight" is retarded. Hello world for C linked to musl commits 4kb of RAM and takes 0ms to run. Hello world with NodeJS 14 commits 34MB of RAM and takes 397ms to run.
Node.JS is a sick old dog. Let's put it out of its misery and get a young puppy named Go.
by Bad C dev February 28, 2021
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chicafuck

V.: to chicafuck is to fuck around in Chicago

N.: a chicafuck is an instance of fuckery committed in Chicago
Bro let’s go up to black town and chicafuck up those niggas

Bro those niggas to dared retaliate to our chicafuck, so we got out the guns and shot them shits dead
by Bad C dev November 13, 2024
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4999

* The number right before 5,000.
* An odd number.
* The 669th prime number.
* Cannot be written as the sum of three squares.
* 2^3+5^4-1 = 4999
* MMMMCMXCIX in Roman Numerals
Teacher: What is 4999 times 21?
Student: Fuck you! Couldn't you just give me 5,000 times 21, which is 105,000?
Teacher: No, you are retarded. And, retarded students must work extra hard.
Student: It's not my fault that I spend most of my days high up on a cloud.
Teacher: It's okay. I'm high right now, too, so I feel you. Here, take this A+ for the class as I sympathize with your struggles.
by Bad C dev February 27, 2021
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