BaconMastert's definitions

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Rejection Commercial

Making a commercial to let a guy know that a girl doesn't want to sleep with him. It doesn't happen very often, only when necessary to prove that someone is willing to waste money to let someone know that a girl doesn't like him. This can't be done for everyone because it would be too expensive and would take up air time for normal commercials that companies need to advertise their products. If you get rejected via commercial, ask whoever is rejecting you why they decided to make a commercial about it because it is unnecessary, insulting and doesn't occur very often. Ask for the name and contact information of the person that made the commercial. You have the right to know who made the commercial and the reasoning behind it.

If you make a rejection commercial you are a rich douche bag.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

porn logic

Using sex to express feelings or opinion. Spreading your legs to prove the point. Why waste time talking about a problem or explaining yourself when fucking someone is much easier and more fun! Or if you can't make up your mind about something, just fuck someone instead! Reject the losers by fucking their friends, its fun to make the losers feel bad! You are a hot porn star you can fuck whoever you want! The Porn Logic solution to any problem is to have sex, fuck the problem away!

You don't need to explain yourself or have a reason for doing things, use Porn Logic instead!

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016

Pornrassment

Getting harassed or bullied by a porn star/porn site for little or no reason. Victims of this form of harassment are usually unable to get it to stop and the Pornrassers will go to ridiculous lengths to harass, bully, and make someones life hard. They will talk about the harassed behind his back and will lie about what they have done to the victim and will deny guilt at all costs. Pornrassment makes sense to the porn stars, but not to the person they are harassing.

Pornrassment is a rare but cruel thing porn stars do to show their dislike of someone.

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

Pornspiracy

When a porn site conspires against someone they have chosen not to like. The rules of privacy one would expect on a porn site do not apply to the chosen victim. They begin Insulting him and plotting to do weird shit to annoy the unlucky bastard. It may seem like only a porn site, but if you are deemed unworthy to chat with the naked women you will suffer a horrible fate.

Pornspiracy can happen when porn trash losers take their porn site way too seriously.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Twin Porncruiter

Someone who looks for people that look like other people and tries to convince them to work on a porn site. Nobody knows why the hell they do this, but I'm sure theres a very good reason for it. The people that spend their time finding people that look like other people are very important people.

I wish I were a Twin Porncruiter, scouring the web finding people that look like people sounds thrilling.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

ruiner of lives

A person that loves to ruin the lives of others. Making an intricate plan to destroy someones life for little or no reason at any cost.

The ruiner of lives chooses a victim and vows to destroy him.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016