pornapotamus

A porn star dressed as a hippo. It is a weird and uncommon fetish.

I have never seen a pornapotamus because I'm not into that kind of thing.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

stinky blow job

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.

I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

Rejection Commercial

Making a commercial to let a guy know that a girl doesn't want to sleep with him. It doesn't happen very often, only when necessary to prove that someone is willing to waste money to let someone know that a girl doesn't like him. This can't be done for everyone because it would be too expensive and would take up air time for normal commercials that companies need to advertise their products. If you get rejected via commercial, ask whoever is rejecting you why they decided to make a commercial about it because it is unnecessary, insulting and doesn't occur very often. Ask for the name and contact information of the person that made the commercial. You have the right to know who made the commercial and the reasoning behind it.

If you make a rejection commercial you are a rich douche bag.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Hatredbond

When people bond over the hatred of an individual. A mutual agreement to hate someone can bring people closer together. The reason for hatred is irrelevant or their may not even be a reason, simply hating for the sake of hating can form a Hatredbond between a group of peoples. Recruiting more people into your Hatredbond creates a sense of belonging, you become a part of something.

Our Hatredbond grew strong as more people began to hate along with us. Join us and you will know the true meaning of senseless hate.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

tard smile

Looking retarded when you smile.

That girl has a tard smile.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Prejection

When a girl rejects you before you even have a chance to speak to her or when a girl you don't like rejects you because she's full of herself and she thinks she's god's gift to men.

I don't appreciate your prejection because I don't like you and you shouldn't preject anyone else because its rude and unnecessary

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

ruiner of lives

A person that loves to ruin the lives of others. Making an intricate plan to destroy someones life for little or no reason at any cost.

The ruiner of lives chooses a victim and vows to destroy him.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016