BaconMastert's definitions

Pornspiracy

When a porn site conspires against someone they have chosen not to like. The rules of privacy one would expect on a porn site do not apply to the chosen victim. They begin Insulting him and plotting to do weird shit to annoy the unlucky bastard. It may seem like only a porn site, but if you are deemed unworthy to chat with the naked women you will suffer a horrible fate.

Pornspiracy can happen when porn trash losers take their porn site way too seriously.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

stickbutt

Getting a stick or some other object lodged in your rectum.

I was so bored and ended up getting stickbutt

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Dumbgreement

A group of individuals make a Dumgreement on a very stupid plan or decision. Whoever is in charge convinces others it is a good idea. Blindly following the genius who thought of the idea even though it is stupid, a moron mob forms and carries out his plan. The plan backfires, unforeseen repercussions piss a lot of people off and the moron mob makes another dumgreement and decide the best thing to do is deny involvement and lie about everything.

If you make a Dumbgreement before thinking it through bad things will happen, be prepared to cover up your stupid plan.

Don't make Dumbgreements, The Nazis made a Dumbgreement and look what happened,

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

stinky blow job

Getting a blow job from someone that is taking a crap.

I enjoyed getting a stinky blow job until it was interrupted by the wiping.

by BaconMastert November 21, 2016

pornapotamus

A porn star dressed as a hippo. It is a weird and uncommon fetish.

I have never seen a pornapotamus because I'm not into that kind of thing.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Rejection Commercial

Making a commercial to let a guy know that a girl doesn't want to sleep with him. It doesn't happen very often, only when necessary to prove that someone is willing to waste money to let someone know that a girl doesn't like him. This can't be done for everyone because it would be too expensive and would take up air time for normal commercials that companies need to advertise their products. If you get rejected via commercial, ask whoever is rejecting you why they decided to make a commercial about it because it is unnecessary, insulting and doesn't occur very often. Ask for the name and contact information of the person that made the commercial. You have the right to know who made the commercial and the reasoning behind it.

If you make a rejection commercial you are a rich douche bag.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016