BaconMastert's definitions

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Dumbgreement

A group of individuals make a Dumgreement on a very stupid plan or decision. Whoever is in charge convinces others it is a good idea. Blindly following the genius who thought of the idea even though it is stupid, a moron mob forms and carries out his plan. The plan backfires, unforeseen repercussions piss a lot of people off and the moron mob makes another dumgreement and decide the best thing to do is deny involvement and lie about everything.

If you make a Dumbgreement before thinking it through bad things will happen, be prepared to cover up your stupid plan.

Don't make Dumbgreements, The Nazis made a Dumbgreement and look what happened,

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Rejection Commercial

Making a commercial to let a guy know that a girl doesn't want to sleep with him. It doesn't happen very often, only when necessary to prove that someone is willing to waste money to let someone know that a girl doesn't like him. This can't be done for everyone because it would be too expensive and would take up air time for normal commercials that companies need to advertise their products. If you get rejected via commercial, ask whoever is rejecting you why they decided to make a commercial about it because it is unnecessary, insulting and doesn't occur very often. Ask for the name and contact information of the person that made the commercial. You have the right to know who made the commercial and the reasoning behind it.

If you make a rejection commercial you are a rich douche bag.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Pornspiracy

When a porn site conspires against someone they have chosen not to like. The rules of privacy one would expect on a porn site do not apply to the chosen victim. They begin Insulting him and plotting to do weird shit to annoy the unlucky bastard. It may seem like only a porn site, but if you are deemed unworthy to chat with the naked women you will suffer a horrible fate.

Pornspiracy can happen when porn trash losers take their porn site way too seriously.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Porn Star Protector

A person that defends the honor of a porn star against any who would oppose her. Standing up for a woman that makes porn is an honorable and necessary act of selflessness. It is unclear what they need protection from, but they can rest assured that they are protected. A Porn Star Protector makes the porn star feel safe and secure so they can stay focused and perform to the best of their ability. Creating a safe environment to make pornography before the naughtiness begins is essential. Practicing good porn safety leads to the porn stars feeling more comfortable and results in a better sexual performance.

I want to be a porn star protector.

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016

porn logic

Using sex to express feelings or opinion. Spreading your legs to prove the point. Why waste time talking about a problem or explaining yourself when fucking someone is much easier and more fun! Or if you can't make up your mind about something, just fuck someone instead! Reject the losers by fucking their friends, its fun to make the losers feel bad! You are a hot porn star you can fuck whoever you want! The Porn Logic solution to any problem is to have sex, fuck the problem away!

You don't need to explain yourself or have a reason for doing things, use Porn Logic instead!

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016

Home Pornvasion

Having your home invaded by a porn star without warning. If a porn star invades your home it is usually to prove a point. Even if you don't understand what the hell she is trying to prove, in her mind their is a reason behind the home invasion. The sort of person that would do something like this is probably crazy and asking for an explanation wouldn't do any good. If you ask questions and people cover up for the porn star they are lying porn trash bastards and will lie about everything even if they know its wrong. Even if you might be in danger they still won't do anything or tell the truth. A persons safety is much more important than a porn stars privacy.

It sucks to be the victim of a Home Pornvasion

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016