BaconMastert's definitions

Psychicspy Matchmaker

When an individual with psychic ability deems the man interested in the woman insufficient and uses their ability to find a superior sexual partner, often to the dismay of the inferior suitor. There are some skeptics, but some psychics have an uncanny sense of sexual compatibility and utmost confidence in their matchmaking abilities. Although he tried his best the loser is rejected and can only watch while the victor, a man she has never met before takes her home for a vigorous night of lovemaking.

A psychicspy matchmaker is basically a glorified cock blocker that thinks he has to protect women from one man that he has decided to hate.

by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

huggie wuggie

When a really hot chick hugs you it is called a huggie wuggie, and often leads to sexual intercourse. Never pass up a huggie wuggie unless you are an idiot that doesn't like to nail hot chicks. If you have never received a huggie wuggie then you are probably ugly.

Everyone loves to get a huggie wuggie because everyone loves nailing hot chicks.

by BaconMastert November 22, 2016

Dumbgreement

A group of individuals make a Dumgreement on a very stupid plan or decision. Whoever is in charge convinces others it is a good idea. Blindly following the genius who thought of the idea even though it is stupid, a moron mob forms and carries out his plan. The plan backfires, unforeseen repercussions piss a lot of people off and the moron mob makes another dumgreement and decide the best thing to do is deny involvement and lie about everything.

If you make a Dumbgreement before thinking it through bad things will happen, be prepared to cover up your stupid plan.

Don't make Dumbgreements, The Nazis made a Dumbgreement and look what happened,

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

butthole birthcontrol

Using anal sex instead of vaginal sex to act as a form of birth control. Lubrication is necessary in most cases as is convincing a woman to use this form of birth control, but there will be no butt babies and it is 99.99% effective.

Butthole birthcontrol is an effective way to prevent pregnancy.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Rejection Commercial

Making a commercial to let a guy know that a girl doesn't want to sleep with him. It doesn't happen very often, only when necessary to prove that someone is willing to waste money to let someone know that a girl doesn't like him. This can't be done for everyone because it would be too expensive and would take up air time for normal commercials that companies need to advertise their products. If you get rejected via commercial, ask whoever is rejecting you why they decided to make a commercial about it because it is unnecessary, insulting and doesn't occur very often. Ask for the name and contact information of the person that made the commercial. You have the right to know who made the commercial and the reasoning behind it.

If you make a rejection commercial you are a rich douche bag.

by BaconMastert September 23, 2016

Pornrassment

Getting harassed or bullied by a porn star/porn site for little or no reason. Victims of this form of harassment are usually unable to get it to stop and the Pornrassers will go to ridiculous lengths to harass, bully, and make someones life hard. They will talk about the harassed behind his back and will lie about what they have done to the victim and will deny guilt at all costs. Pornrassment makes sense to the porn stars, but not to the person they are harassing.

Pornrassment is a rare but cruel thing porn stars do to show their dislike of someone.

by BaconMastert September 19, 2016

Home Pornvasion

Having your home invaded by a porn star without warning. If a porn star invades your home it is usually to prove a point. Even if you don't understand what the hell she is trying to prove, in her mind their is a reason behind the home invasion. The sort of person that would do something like this is probably crazy and asking for an explanation wouldn't do any good. If you ask questions and people cover up for the porn star they are lying porn trash bastards and will lie about everything even if they know its wrong. Even if you might be in danger they still won't do anything or tell the truth. A persons safety is much more important than a porn stars privacy.

It sucks to be the victim of a Home Pornvasion

by BaconMastert September 24, 2016