1. Verb. When you love a tree. You have sex with it and get an std because you forgot that it was living. You don't care though and go do a threesome with it and a plant.
2. Noun. The vagina of a Treenis.
3. Adjective. A tree is is shaped like a hard penis.
4. Noun. A place with a lot of treenises.
2. Noun. The vagina of a Treenis.
3. Adjective. A tree is is shaped like a hard penis.
4. Noun. A place with a lot of treenises.
1. I had a real treeup last night.
2. She has such a treeup. So I can't have sex with her.
3. I saw the weirdest tree yesterday, it was shaped like a treeup.
4. It was such a treeup at the strip club last night.
2. She has such a treeup. So I can't have sex with her.
3. I saw the weirdest tree yesterday, it was shaped like a treeup.
4. It was such a treeup at the strip club last night.
by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019
Get the Treeupmug. 
Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.
by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019
Get the Salad Punchermug. by Aweirdcreep March 28, 2019
Get the Legelizationmug.