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Definitions by Atomik Spongeface

sky drink 

The act of drinking someone else's beverage without letting your mouth come into contact with the can, I.E. holding the can above your mouth and pouring it in. The idea of sky drinking comes from the unpleasant prospect of having someone else's saliva on your drink can, which won't cause any harm, but still isn't very nice to think about.
"Hey Will, let's have some of that beer."
"Alright, but sky drink it, I don't want your germs on my can."
sky drink by Atomik Spongeface October 17, 2008

emoticontradiction 

When someone posts two or more emoticons that completely contradict eachother.
An example of emoticontradiction:

Person 1: I'm a much bigger fan than you!
Person 2: Yeah right! XD ='( =P =S
Person 1: You didn't have to bombard me with smileys! =O XP
The state of being a lurker, i.e. following the posts on an Internet forum but not posting yourself.
Generic_User: That user Matrix91 used to post funny stuff all the time, but now he seems to have disappeared. He must have descended into lurkhood.

Matrix91: Attention everyone, I've just emerged from lurkhood!

Everyone: Huzzah!
lurkhood by Atomik Spongeface October 7, 2008

Anne Robinson 

The most evil woman on television, but that's what makes her so awesome!
If you're going on the Weakest Link, prepare to get torn to shreds by the Queen of Mean, Anne Robinson.
Anne Robinson by Atomik Spongeface September 27, 2008

demon in the sack 

I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.

demon in the sack 

I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.

kabollocks 

The way to say "bollocks" without really saying "bollocks" so no one can have a go at you for swearing.
John: That is an absolute load of kabollocks.
Uptight Person: JOHN!
John: What?! I didn't swear!
kabollocks by Atomik Spongeface August 11, 2008