Atomik Spongeface's definitions

B to the S

Bullshit. Only, a more polite version with more ability to be said in public. Also on forums when you don't mean to cause too much offense.

WTF?! I call B to the S on that.

by Atomik Spongeface August 7, 2008

phantom jam

A traffic jam that seems to happen for absolutely no reason. No roadworks, no traffic lights, no car crashes, no nothing. Just a great big traffic jam.

The common driver is often left not only frustrated, but also confused, after coming out of a phantom jam.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008

demon in the sack

Very good in bed; basically, an excellent shag.

I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.

by Atomik Spongeface August 12, 2008

demon in the sack

A person who is very good in bed.

I took this fit bird home last night, she was a demon in the sack.

by Atomik Spongeface August 19, 2008

emote

Abbreviation of emoticon.

Paul: Hey Dave, check out my new emotes!

Dave: Dude, your emotes suck compared to mine.

Paul: STFU.

by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008

lurkhood

The state of being a lurker, i.e. following the posts on an Internet forum but not posting yourself.

Generic_User: That user Matrix91 used to post funny stuff all the time, but now he seems to have disappeared. He must have descended into lurkhood.

Matrix91: Attention everyone, I've just emerged from lurkhood!

Everyone: Huzzah!

by Atomik Spongeface October 7, 2008

Lurker

Someone who "lurks" around an Internet forum, only reading and never posting. "Lurking" is often the result of being too scared or lazy to register, and the term mostly applies to those who do not; however you do get the occasional member who doesn't post.

There are ALWAYS more lurkers than registered members.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008