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phantom jam

A traffic jam that seems to happen for absolutely no reason. No roadworks, no traffic lights, no car crashes, no nothing. Just a great big traffic jam.

The common driver is often left not only frustrated, but also confused, after coming out of a phantom jam.

by Atomik Spongeface June 16, 2008

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To grab the length of a person's tie, yank it down, and push the knot up as far as you can. This results in the victim struggling to breathe, and also makes it very difficult to undo the knot as it has become so small (hence the word "peanut"). Done mostly by school kids as a prank on each other.

...and then he peanutted me, so I kicked him in the balls.

by Atomik Spongeface August 4, 2008

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in before the lock

Phrase used to imply that a forum thread is either stupid or pointless and is going to be locked by a forum mod/admin. It's a much cooler way of saying "I bet this thread is gonna be locked soon".

OP: Hey everyone, I thought I'd just bring up something that's been posted several times before...

OP+1: In before the lock! ;

Forum Admin: I'm locking this thread because its stupid and pointless and has been brought up several times before.

by Atomik Spongeface June 21, 2008

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L2P

Learn to play. Phrase can be used in almost any situation, with the ability to be said at anyone who has just done something stupid.

"Oh my God, Sam! You spilt the Coke everywhere! L2P!"

by Atomik Spongeface June 23, 2008

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lurkhood

The state of being a lurker, i.e. following the posts on an Internet forum but not posting yourself.

Generic_User: That user Matrix91 used to post funny stuff all the time, but now he seems to have disappeared. He must have descended into lurkhood.

Matrix91: Attention everyone, I've just emerged from lurkhood!

Everyone: Huzzah!

by Atomik Spongeface October 7, 2008

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