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Beaning

/biniŋ/
Bean + 'ing' / Usually Informal
1. Putting a large beans in stuff that isn't yours
( i ) : Usually this happens mostly in British Tiktok
The Tiktoker @epicprobeaner beaned that guy, by the way the Tiktoker said 'No one is free from the beaning'
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 13, 2021
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ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder)

Not be confused with OCD, ODD which are real diagnosis rather than something some kid just made-up
ODLD stands for Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder, it refers to a disorder of obssively loving Dream (the minecraft YouTuber)
———Symptoms———
• Dream connected gender or/and orientation (notably: "dreamgender")
• Calling someone who doesn't like dream by (pseudo)slurs
• Prefering dream/drem pragmatic treatment (pronouns)
• Being a dream fanboy on twitter

The world's TikTok big pharma health association stated that "considering modern scientific research on the fields of psychology of ODLD, point to the induction that ODLD affects 1 in 150 people, it is considered about as common as the previous diagnosis of Empathetic Cutie Overload Common Disorder and Dance Cow Friend Condition"
"Lol that motherfucker has ODLD (Obssesive Dream Loving Disorder)!!" ~Uninteligent 23
"Better than Transgender Fucking Disease" ~Some fuck-fuck
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U R BANed from URBAN dictionary

When you upload something serious to the urban dic₭tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of 👎 and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say ‘‘𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵’’ and they ban you.
Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
User: N000O0O00h
Mod:
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sexxes

what you are doing with your life?
Did you know that sex - xes isn't some live-saving stuff?
sex-xes kinda sounds like sucess, in our communication system
but it's not some key to the universe
for the sucess
the little standard bastardadizer said "latin annus could be inside my poo-poo"
and had (DPA) diarreiac presuomic attack and (OND) obsessive-neuronic disease
after having sexxes (buzzwords funny)
read more
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem October 22, 2022
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(6 x 9)+(6+9) = 69

is mathematical expression/equation sex that means two

general mathematical symbols or expressions, numbers, etc
√99: What (so)up guys, I was (6 x 9)+(6+9) = 69 with (34,5 x 4)
Plus Symbol (+):What is that??
3:Go to urban dicionary to see lol
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f**k

"F**k" or "F##k" is a censored version of fuck like "f*ck" or "f***" to make it no offensive, in the Roblox chat is "####", and in the comics is a random combinations of "#", "*", "$", "!", "&", "@", "&", "(" and ")" like @#$%, #!$% and others
Is used for videos not being demonetized on Youtube
Is used to censor curse words in general media
Is used to make you look cooler
Context: They
MinecraftUser23: What will be the video tittle... This game is hard as fuck, yeah looks an awesome tittle!
Types "This game is hard as fuck"

Oh shit with the f-word in the tittle of the video gonna be demonetized... so let's try this
Select text "fuck", press DELETE and then type "f**k"

MinecraftUser23: Oh fuck yeah or this case more like f**k yeah, anyways lets publish the video to the public
MinecraftUser23: Oh i sayed "fuck" during the video and i didn't put a BEEP!
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masturbasex aka sexturbation

masturbasex /mæstɚbəsɛks/ MASS-TUR-BUH-SEKS* (/mæstəbəsɛks/ MASS-TU-BUH-SEKS if you have a non-rhotic dialect)
noun • fictional

Sexual intercourse while masturbating

Etymology:
Masturbation; wanking (British)
Sex; sexual intercourse
jack and sabrina are having sex
Sabrina: "Uuuuh you know how masturbasex aka sexturbation, sex while masturbating, works?"
Jack: "Nope."
Sabrina: "While having sex, you can masturbate in any part of the penis with exception of the part that you're fucking"
Jack: "Imma try it"
starts to try
Jack: "aaaaaaaaah, i feel sooooo good!"
You: "wtf"
Jack: "lol he's reacting like 'whaaat' to our funny masturbasex"
Sabrina: "did yo0o0o0ou just BROKE thth-the forth wall, yah ... yah GOD-FUCKING-DAMN IDIOT!!"
Sabrina explodes
Jack: "what??????????????????????????????????!!!!"
You: "0_0" (actually maybe something more like 'lmao-bruh!!')
by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem December 28, 2021
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