pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.
I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.
by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003
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A comeback, usually signifying that the person saying this phrase can't win the argument.
"Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit whore"
"Yeah, well your mom was really good last night"
by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003
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tshirthell.com

Where all the funniest t-shirts come from.
Need some attention? Go to tshirthell.com - You'll be running for your fucking life!
by Assholes Inc. September 02, 2003
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basturd

you are such a basturd
by Assholes Inc. August 13, 2003
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Dr. Evil

My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.
Throw me a frikkin bone here, will ya?
Just kill that little bastard, see if I care.
by Assholes Inc. September 15, 2003
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Pokemon

...right up there with Barney and Telletubbies.
Only raving homos would watch this pokemon shit, it even makes Barney look good.
by Assholes Inc. September 04, 2003
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