Assholes Inc.'s definitions

Dr. Evil

My father was a relentlessly self-improving lingerie salesman with low-grade narcolepsy and a panchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, make outrageous claims like he had invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. My childhood was pretty typical. Summers in Rangoon, louge lessons, in the spring we would make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap sack and beaten with reeds. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At 13 I met an Austrian barber-surgeon named Wilma. She ritualistically shaved my testicles. There's nothing like a freshly shorned scrotum. It's breathtaking, you should try it.

Throw me a frikkin bone here, will ya?
Just kill that little bastard, see if I care.

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

Pepsi Blue

Diarrhea mixed with blue food coloring

You want me to drink Pepsi Blue?!?

by Assholes Inc. September 16, 2003

crApple

The proper term for Apple.

The iMac, the Powermac, the iPod... what will crapple think of next?

by Assholes Inc. September 14, 2003

evershit

The proper term for Everquest. A retarded game made by fags for fags.

I saw someone buy evershit in a computer store. Turns out that he's the same person living in a gay bath house who fucks men in the asshole every day.

by Assholes Inc. August 26, 2003

evil

the name of the street I live in

I live at 666 evil dr.

by Assholes Inc. August 30, 2003

mee grob

One of the 7 words that offend God, considered as one of the highest degree.

Sony roolz is a mee grob.

by Assholes Inc. September 30, 2003

weapons of ass destruction

What people get after eating at Taco Bell

After I ate a burrito from Taco Bell and released a Weapon of Ass Destruction, everyone in the room was left unconscious.

by Assholes Inc. August 29, 2003