11 definitions by Asshat

Disfunktshun

Dysfunction. He owns you and all of your base. See also, manseks

I lubed up my Distunktshun, before I proceded to rub it's shaft.

by Asshat April 25, 2003

new year's resolutions

Things you promise yourself you will do or accomplish, but try as you might you never will.

"This year I'm going to lose weight"
december 31, 2005, weight = 300 lb
"God damnit!!"

by Asshat January 1, 2005

clypp

ownz

Damn that car sure clypps

by Asshat September 4, 2003

dong

Its a slang name for a penis. NOT A DILDO!!!

he had a small dong

by Asshat January 23, 2003