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kill em all

Metallica's first and best album.

Heavily influenced by Venom and Motorhead but took it up another notch with the superior guitar soloing of former Exodus guitarist Kirk Hammett.

Reworks demos from 1981's Hit the Lights 7-inch and 1982's No Life Til Leather (featuring Dave Mustaine on lead guitars/lead vocals) and vastly improves on their song structure.

Song list found in another prior UD definition. All songs are raw and not overproduced - the opposite of every Metallica album afterwards.

Originally released on Megaforce Records in May 1983.
Kill Em All is clearly the only Metallica album that doesn't suck and is still enjoyable in the present tense.

The black kids in my high school (late 1980s) thought Kill Em All had something to do with killing black people, which is totally stupid and false.
by Assex 776 September 28, 2007
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government employees

A collection of people too dumb, bald, lazy, handicapped, fat, black or old to get a job in corporate America.

The last refuge for dumb liberals.
That lady that looks like she crawled out of a barell of nuclear waste ... the one that takes three smoke breaks an hour ... she's been eating ho hos all day ... the one who speaks ebonically ... yeah, her, the fat one with tattoos on her neck ... she's one of those typical government employees
by Assex 776 September 28, 2007
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Black Muslim

A black guy who uses Islam as an excuse to hate white folks and the Jewish people also Asians and hispanics.

Some of the early leaders of this group were Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X. Later the group was hijacked by Louis "Calypso" Farrakhan and turned into a gimmick to make money.
Yo, dog. I just saw these two Black Muslims drinking 40s and eating hambone with black eyed peas.

That Black Muslim was saying that Isreal was in charge of 9-11. Then he went out and masturbated to a photo of Barbara Streisand.

Ice Cube was saying he was a Black Muslim. Then he buttfucked about fourteen virgins and drank a quart and a half of Crazy Horse.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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nob-gobbler

1) a female who loves to suck dick

2) a gay man

3) a liberal Democrat
1) You baby faced nob-gobbler. I love your pussy and tits. Give me a kiss.

2) I don't care if you dress better than me. At least I have sex with women, you nob-gobbler.

3) I'm not voting for that nob-gobbler Obama for a million dollars.
by Assex 776 May 27, 2008
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methtropolis

A city with lots of methamphetamine addicts, where tons of tweakers live and break in and rob your shit
Independence, Missouri, is the methtropolis of mid-America

Bakersfield is one methed up methtropolis and close enough to L.A. to bake up tons of that tooth shattering shit for Los Angelenos.
by Assex 776 September 22, 2023
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punk

1-A teenage boy who gets cornholed in prison by an adult man

2-A form of music that used to be relevant 20 plus years ago but is now more about look than attitude
1-"Nigga, you be my punk. Now bend over," Tookie Williams, RIP

2-The Ramones and the Misfits were extremely energetic, exciting, hard rock bands that were punk rock without even having to try hard at all.

Any band where the singer wears a sweater or clothes he bought at the mall and sings about 11 y/o girls and/or breaks into a rap in the middle of the song is a mall punk and not to be taken seriously by anyone over the age of 15.
by Assex 776 October 14, 2007
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Eddie Vedder

A San Diego-based rock star/surfer who took over the helm of the moribund, Seattle, grunge band Mother Love Bone and turned it into the mega-platnum, hit machine Pearl Jam in 1991.

Sang on the album Ten which was one of the five most influential albums of the 1990s (along with Nirvana's Nevermind, Dr Dre's the Chronic, Alice in Chains' Facelift and Slayer's Seasons in the Abyss)

Is an example of a good yuppie - rich but cares about the environment, ending racism/sexism/homophobia and electing liberal Democrats to office.

Used to swing from the rafters like Tarzan and give free concerts like the Day on the Green in Lawrence, Kansas, in 1992. (I was there).
"I'm Eddie Vedder, and I care about the environment."

Thousands of sexy chicks cheer and throw their panties on the stage.
by Assex 776 September 29, 2007
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