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slacker

1) The name of a great independent film from 1991 featuring such novelties as Madonna's pap smear. Shot in Austin, Texas, on a shoestring budget, it may be about the definitive movie on Slackers forever after.

Tends to be sort of affectionate slang in this context.

2) Synonym for a typical member of Generation X (born 1964-1981 roughly). Anyone who smoked reefer, wore flannel or owned the Chronic, Doggystyle or any music by Sublime, the Red Hot Chili Peppers, Pearl Jam , Nirvana, Rancid , etc., in the first half of the 1990s. Anyone who liked movies directed by Quentin Tarantino.

Tends to be neutral slang, when used in this context.

3) Antonym of a politically aware member of the Baby Boom generation (born 1946-1963 roughly). Someone who thought of the Beatles, Vietnam, Woodstock or JFK being as historically relevant today as the Civil War or the War of 1812.

In this context is usually pejorative and insulting.

4) A description of a young man in the early 20th Century, who avoided military duty. An amoral, lazy coward.

Also negative in this context
1) The movie Slacker was brilliant. I could not stop seeing people I grew up with portrayed in the characters. It's a great movie to smoke weed and watch, when you're bored and not in the mood to write your Master's Thesis.

2) Wow. Lots of Slackers at Lollapalooza this year again. I wish someone would shoot Ani DeFranco.

3) You fucking Slackers think that Reaganomics was cool. You probably never even heard of Kent State or the Montgomery Bus Boycott. Too bad you weren't old enough to have had to have been drafted and sent to Vietnam.

4) You yellow-bellied slackers will be court-martialed, when General Patton returns from the Battle of the Bulge.
by Assex 776 August 25, 2009
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butt towel

A towel used by someone in their ass crack. It can be somewhat clean and hygienic as in butt-towel, when used after a shower.

However, many males use a butt towel to clean the grit off their anus and ball sack, when they are too lazy to bathe more than once a week.
My girlfriend used a butt-towel right after her shower to dry off her cooch and butt crack. I would have used it on my face after that and not been offended at all by her sweet smell, but she immediately took it to the wash room and threw it in the washer.

Mark is such a mongoloid. He's almost 40 and still lives in his mom's basement. I don't think he bathes often, which is one reason why he shaved his head and obtained a butt towel to wipe the scum and sweat off his sphincter and nut sack. What a fucking groder.
by Assex 776 June 13, 2009
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High Four

High four is similar to giving someone a high five only one of your fingers is missing.
My manager at Pizza Hut lost one of his fingers in an industrial mishap, so he was always trying to give everyone a high four, which was funny the first 10 times he did it but not funny after the 100th time.
by Assex 776 December 5, 2009
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gay cop

a homosexual and/or amused peace officer

target practice in the ghetto
Did you see the parade of gay cop in Frisco last week?

The last thing Rashid Ahmad Rufus Washington did was to execute that white, gay cop. Then we smoked crack rocks and praised Allah.
by Assex 776 December 5, 2009
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prison heterosexuality

Strictly this doesn't exist since no one who's totally straight lasts five minutes in prison without becoming involved in some kind of man-man action.
Prison heterosexuality basically means ass-raping another inmate, before he ass-rapes you. In other words, it's about being the dominant homosexual in a gay jail relationship.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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arthur bryant's

Arthur Bryant's is the best BBQ restaurant in the world bar none. The main location is northeast of the corner of 18th and Brooklyn in Kansas City, Missouri. It was jazz saxophonist Charlie "Bird" Parker's favorite restaurant.

Among the list of celebrities, who cite Bryant's as the best BBQ in America: John Kerry; Steven Speilburg; Jimmy and Rosalyn Carter; Danny Glover; R. Lee Ermey; James Spader; Sally Field; etc.
I just chartered a private jet from Los Angeles, because I wanted to fly to Kansas City and get some Arthur Bryant's BBQ. It's the best BBQ on earth.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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Black Muslim

A black guy who uses Islam as an excuse to hate white folks and the Jewish people also Asians and hispanics.

Some of the early leaders of this group were Elijah Muhammad and Malcolm X. Later the group was hijacked by Louis "Calypso" Farrakhan and turned into a gimmick to make money.
Yo, dog. I just saw these two Black Muslims drinking 40s and eating hambone with black eyed peas.

That Black Muslim was saying that Isreal was in charge of 9-11. Then he went out and masturbated to a photo of Barbara Streisand.

Ice Cube was saying he was a Black Muslim. Then he buttfucked about fourteen virgins and drank a quart and a half of Crazy Horse.
by Assex 776 August 28, 2007
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