Ash's definitions

punt

to kick something, usually a ball.

a drop punt from 50 metres is beautifully delivered by matthew richardson!

by ash October 28, 2004

Send It

Rock climbing: Used to encourage a fellow climber to finish a route or problem. Similar to and interchangeable with "allez!" (French), or "dale" (Spanish)

Come on, man, send it!

by Ash April 26, 2005

townie

Were to start... Well, townies (chavs, twats, neds in scotland. I also hear they are called trevs in bristol.) They wear tracksuits all the time, often wear gloves as they may be called to rob a house or mug an old woman. They wear that damn burberry pattern all the time (Shirts, hats. It wouldn't suprise me if they had burberry underwear...) They smoke to look hard, only to look hard (Well, i smoke but it's because its one thing that calms me down after run-ins with the scum.) They love to start on normal people, goths and moshers, well basicly everyone. They drive around in 1.1 Vauxhall novas or fiestas with added body kits to make it look like the sports version, which they can't afford on the dole or by mugging old ladies. I think we should start taking back our world from these burberry wearing sheep.

What do you do if you see a townie with half a face? Stop laughing and reload the shotgun

by Ash December 1, 2004

Blerk

A word made up by atease member Ash. It means "to fart with great force".

I just blerked right in your FACE!

by Ash May 29, 2003

non-thesaurusical

When chris is trying to act random, but everyone knows he's totally planned.

"Chris is being like so non-thesaurusical right now, i think i could wet myself because it's so funny

by Ash December 15, 2004

DarkThrone

An internet text game (www.darkthrone.com) in which users waste away their lives clicking buttons and talking about clicking on buttons.

Highly addictive!

Pete: You weren't at my party last night Dave.
Dave: I was on DarkThrone.

by Ash January 22, 2005

bus stop

A safe haven for like-minded rationalists to enjoy thoughtful discourse as well as emotional support; an escape from the judgemental eyes of the shiny-happy world.

Tired of everyone's bullshit attempts to try to save you? Come to the bus stop and hang out with some real people, bid farewell to others catching a bus, and maybe even schedule a bus ride for yourself.

by ASH September 21, 2004