Ash's definitions

everton

The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.

Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid

by Ash April 21, 2005

Narley

it was out there and scary but exciting

jumpin outta a plane or doin a move on ur motorbike!"that shits narley"

by ash January 4, 2005

Shababa

Clinton is a batty boy

by ash May 6, 2003

vagangry

Invented by the Andrew Z morning show in Toledo, OH...to be vagangry means to have a cranky vagina (ie be a total biatch)

Trish, you are so vagangry this morning. You're making D's balls shrivel.

by Ash July 15, 2009

hand cannon

Short-barrel shotgun (Around 10-12") with a pistol grip. Usually made from cheap breech-load single or double barrel shotguns. (Over-Under models are also used.)

Jon said he carried a gun, but not anything as formidable as a hand cammon!

by ash August 19, 2003

bcs

BCS or Bowl Championship Series. A formula created by the NCAA to say who goes to the National Championship, which rotates between the Rose, Orange, Sugar and Fiesta Bowl. Also determines who gets the money in national college football.

In 2004 the BCS selected USC and Oklahoma to play for the National Championship in the Orange Bowl.

by Ash February 17, 2005

bus stop

A safe haven for like-minded rationalists to enjoy thoughtful discourse as well as emotional support; an escape from the judgemental eyes of the shiny-happy world.

Tired of everyone's bullshit attempts to try to save you? Come to the bus stop and hang out with some real people, bid farewell to others catching a bus, and maybe even schedule a bus ride for yourself.

by ASH September 21, 2004