Ash's definitions

everton

The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.

Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid

by Ash April 21, 2005

tic tacs

1. Mint
2. Extremely small breasts.

1. You need a tic tac, your breath stinks!
2. Jaysus, she's a right tic-tac!

by Ash February 16, 2005

Teenage Love Song

When virgins make love for the first time.

"We made a teenage love song."

by Ash February 15, 2005

bus stop

A safe haven for like-minded rationalists to enjoy thoughtful discourse as well as emotional support; an escape from the judgemental eyes of the shiny-happy world.

Tired of everyone's bullshit attempts to try to save you? Come to the bus stop and hang out with some real people, bid farewell to others catching a bus, and maybe even schedule a bus ride for yourself.

by ASH September 21, 2004

ougly

odd-ugly

means you

by ash April 18, 2003

DarkThrone

An internet text game (www.darkthrone.com) in which users waste away their lives clicking buttons and talking about clicking on buttons.

Highly addictive!

Pete: You weren't at my party last night Dave.
Dave: I was on DarkThrone.

by Ash January 22, 2005

bininer

cocks, penis etc

the bitch likes bininers

by ash April 18, 2003