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1. The person in a group who gets assigned undesirable tasks, gets no respect, etc.

2. Slang for the effeminate one in a homosexual relationship.

3. A variant on seven-card stud poker in which the player who is dealt the queen of spades (the Bitch) face-down (if there is one) splits the pot with the winner. If the Bitch is dealt face up, the entire hand is scrapped and redealt from the beginning, keeping the pot as it was when the Bitch appeared.
1. I feel so sorry for him, he's totally the bitch around them.

2. "Wha- I'm the bitch?!"
"Hey, if we were gay, that's how I'd see it."

3. Who's up for another round of The Bitch?
by Artscrafter June 18, 2005
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1. The gentle scratching, or rubbing with the fingertips, of one's head, back, or similar hard-to-reach area by another person. Scritchies are assumed to be on the head unless otherwise specified.
2. To give scritchies: To scratch someone else in this manner.
3. A scritchie: A specific instance of someone giving somone else scritchies. The singular is rarely used.
1. Scritchies are fun.
2. He tried giving her scritchies to cheer her up.
3. This is turning out to be a very long scritchie.
by Artscrafter April 7, 2005
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