67 definitions by Ant

The Friday Night Project

MKeaning to fuck every Friday Night on a regular basis.

Right, I've got an erection, time to work on our Friday Night Project!

by Ant April 11, 2005

rape

Are you lot mentally ill or something? Rape isnt something which you do for fun, its disgusting.

Rape is a digusting crime against human beings.

by Ant February 17, 2005

shagnasty

Usually used as a proper noun (someone's name) to show disdain, contempt. Also used in jest on acquaintances.

Hey Shagnasty! Get us a beer in, will you?
You shut yer fuckin' trap, Shagnasty!

by Ant August 8, 2003

chuffbumpkin

A wad of folded toilet paper placed in between the arse cheeks at the height of the anus, in order to prevent 'seepage' and subsequent staining of one's underwear especially after heavy farting.

'Well children, I hope you all enjoyed your bean curry, now before we proceed to a dessert of prunes and apricot juice, would you please ensure that all chuffbumpkins are firmly in place'

by Ant November 11, 2007

420

420 crew reppin'

420 holla

by Ant March 10, 2003

irish breakfast

A pint of the black stuff, to start the day right.

'I can't think straight before I've had my breakfast'
'You can't think straight after it!'

by Ant August 4, 2004

barp

the sound effect generally put with a wheelie on a motobike

baaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!!!! baaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp!

by Ant June 21, 2004