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1. To become friends with someone.
2. To use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous harm upon a target in order to prove the validity of your belief system.
1. To become friends with someone.
2. To use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous harm upon a target in order to prove the validity of your belief system.
1. Befriending someone is easy.
2. Becoming friends with Nanoha goes like this. Fight her, and she'll befriend you. IF she doesn't kill you first
2. Becoming friends with Nanoha goes like this. Fight her, and she'll befriend you. IF she doesn't kill you first
by Anhilliator1 August 20, 2017
Get the Befriend mug.Your teacher lied. They do exist. If heard, the answering party usually enters Sarcasm Mode.
Also worth noting is that the person asking needs to be punched upside the head. Hard. If he dies, it's none of your concern.
Also worth noting is that the person asking needs to be punched upside the head. Hard. If he dies, it's none of your concern.
Examples of a stupid question:
(Your friend is over to visit)
Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we shit outside!
(You are washing your car)
Neighbor: Are you washing your car?
You: No, I'm watering it to see if it grows into a truck!
(Your friend is over to visit)
Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we shit outside!
(You are washing your car)
Neighbor: Are you washing your car?
You: No, I'm watering it to see if it grows into a truck!
by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017
Get the Stupid Question mug.Short for "Electronic Arts." A corporation whose sole purpose is to make as much money as possible. Also maker of Origin, a stupid game client. Releases their bullshit games unfinished, and then forces gamers to pay for DLC and updates that do jack shit to fix the game. If you try and complain, you are banned. The help support is worse than Comcast's. Has killed many good game developers.
EA has won the award for Worst Company in America TWICE in a row. Meaning TWO golden turds. And yet they STILL don't get it. Wow.
RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017
Get the EA mug.An assault rifle in wide use. Used by different nations. Mass-produced in large amounts. Also a very decent weapon.
AK-47
When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitute.
When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitute.
by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017
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Get the Pseudo-Intellectual mug.1. An expression commonly used in conjunction with a hard slap to someone who did something exceedingly stupid.
2. Something that most people have absolutely ZERO patience in dealing with. Like me.
3. Something that, unfortunately, comprises most of planet Earth's population.
The below GIF shows the proper reaction to an idiot.
2. Something that most people have absolutely ZERO patience in dealing with. Like me.
3. Something that, unfortunately, comprises most of planet Earth's population.
The below GIF shows the proper reaction to an idiot.
Tim: *Tries launching a bowling ball to the moon, only for said bowling ball to land on his foot.* OUCH!
Jack: *Smacks Tim* Idiot.
I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR IDIOTS.
I am sorry to say, sir, that you are like most of the world. You, sir, are an IDIOT.
Jack: *Smacks Tim* Idiot.
I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR IDIOTS.
I am sorry to say, sir, that you are like most of the world. You, sir, are an IDIOT.
by Anhilliator1 May 29, 2017
Get the Idiot mug.A large line of various plastic models manufactured by Bandai based on the Gundam Series of Anime. Building a kit is often time consuming and can sometimes be extremely difficult.
Avid fans often have more than twelve of these things
NO! IT'S NOT BAD, DAMMIT! *sobs in corner*
Avid fans often have more than twelve of these things
NO! IT'S NOT BAD, DAMMIT! *sobs in corner*
Me: I need to save my money. Priorities.
Bandai: *Releases new Gunpla series*
Me: *Throws money at Bandai*
JUST WHEN YOU THINK BANDAI IS DONE RAPING YOUR WALLET!
Bandai: *Releases new Gunpla series*
Me: *Throws money at Bandai*
JUST WHEN YOU THINK BANDAI IS DONE RAPING YOUR WALLET!
by Anhilliator1 July 4, 2017
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