Anhilliator1's definitions

Pichu Main

Mains the character Pichu in Smash Bros.

If you see them in comp, they're either a noob, or you're about to get three-stocked in less than ten minutes.

Pichu Mains - they're either terrible or combo gods. There is no in-between.

by Anhilliator1 October 8, 2020

Bing

A servicable, but not great search engine. Unless you're looking for porn, use Google.

There are only TWO reasons to use Bing: To get Google, or to get yourself off.

by Anhilliator1 October 8, 2020

jerkass has a point

That moment where someone who literally EVERYONE hates has something actually good to say. Often very rare. AND very surprising.

Jerkass: Look, I know you hate me, but we CanNOT go in there with these weapons.
Dude 1: Hmm..
Dude 2: y'know, the Jerkass has a point.

by Anhilliator1 January 25, 2017

People Shelf

A small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. Also may be known as a Sofa or a chair.

Hey, you got anywhere to sit?
Yeah, the people shelf's right over there.

by Anhilliator1 October 15, 2016

Westboro Baptist Church

A church that everyone, INCLUDING CHRISTIANS, hate. Known for picketing funerals and walking around with posters that says "God hates (X)". Also rejoice over dead kids and the likes.

When the Westboro Baptist Church decided to picket Jeff Hanneman's funeral, they didn't know what would happen when they went up against thousands of Slayer Fans. Needless to say, they didn't come out of that one looking pretty.

by Anhilliator1 February 3, 2017

Megumin

Walking nuke.

Megumin: "EXPLOSION!"

Cue a town being wiped off the map.

by Anhilliator1 September 17, 2020

EA

Short for "Electronic Arts." A corporation whose sole purpose is to make as much money as possible. Also maker of Origin, a stupid game client. Releases their bullshit games unfinished, and then forces gamers to pay for DLC and updates that do jack shit to fix the game. If you try and complain, you are banned. The help support is worse than Comcast's. Has killed many good game developers.

EA has won the award for Worst Company in America TWICE in a row. Meaning TWO golden turds. And yet they STILL don't get it. Wow.

RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017