Anhilliator1's definitions

Idiot

1. An expression commonly used in conjunction with a hard slap to someone who did something exceedingly stupid.

2. Something that most people have absolutely ZERO patience in dealing with. Like me.

3. Something that, unfortunately, comprises most of planet Earth's population.

The below GIF shows the proper reaction to an idiot.

Tim: *Tries launching a bowling ball to the moon, only for said bowling ball to land on his foot.* OUCH!
Jack: *Smacks Tim* Idiot.

I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR IDIOTS.

I am sorry to say, sir, that you are like most of the world. You, sir, are an IDIOT.

by Anhilliator1 May 29, 2017

doomguy

The living embodiment of Badass. This guy has faced down the entire armies of hell four times and won all four times. And he's just one person.

Doomguy: Don't mess with him.

by Anhilliator1 November 11, 2016

Bing

A servicable, but not great search engine. Unless you're looking for porn, use Google.

There are only TWO reasons to use Bing: To get Google, or to get yourself off.

by Anhilliator1 October 8, 2020

jerkass has a point

That moment where someone who literally EVERYONE hates has something actually good to say. Often very rare. AND very surprising.

Jerkass: Look, I know you hate me, but we CanNOT go in there with these weapons.
Dude 1: Hmm..
Dude 2: y'know, the Jerkass has a point.

by Anhilliator1 January 25, 2017

People Shelf

A small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. Also may be known as a Sofa or a chair.

Hey, you got anywhere to sit?
Yeah, the people shelf's right over there.

by Anhilliator1 October 15, 2016

Megumin

Walking nuke.

Megumin: "EXPLOSION!"

Cue a town being wiped off the map.

by Anhilliator1 September 17, 2020

EA

Short for "Electronic Arts." A corporation whose sole purpose is to make as much money as possible. Also maker of Origin, a stupid game client. Releases their bullshit games unfinished, and then forces gamers to pay for DLC and updates that do jack shit to fix the game. If you try and complain, you are banned. The help support is worse than Comcast's. Has killed many good game developers.

EA has won the award for Worst Company in America TWICE in a row. Meaning TWO golden turds. And yet they STILL don't get it. Wow.

RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017