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D4

1. A tetrahedral dice. Has four sides, hence the name "D4." Used for Wizard spells and small weapons. Also used for low-caliber firearms in d20 Modern.
2. Improvised caltrops that hurt way more than a LEGO brick. Incidentally, D4s are also used to roll for caltrop damage.
1. Roll 1d4 damage.
2. "Whilst the d4 isn't as sharp as a d8, it has one major bit of natural defense - no matter what way it lands, it will have a point face-up. Because it's the smallest die, care needs to be used - if one escapes its dice-box and into the wild, it will wait, with its natural weapon ready, for the exact moment someone walks into its vicinity barefoot to strike, whereupon it will inflict some surprisingly-vicious puncture wounds." - "Dice," 1d4chan.
by Anhilliator1 January 11, 2021
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Wooden Door

An object usually found in games. If seen, the door will usually require some sort of key to open. The doors found in a game are completely impenetrable to anything that might damage a metal door, including but not limited to Kicks, Rockets, and Explosives.
Oh! A wooden door. This Door is locked Huh... I guess I better find a key, instead of breaking it down.
by Anhilliator1 October 14, 2016
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Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.
Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!
by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016
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Megumin

Megumin: "EXPLOSION!"

Cue a town being wiped off the map.
by Anhilliator1 September 17, 2020
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EA

Short for "Electronic Arts." A corporation whose sole purpose is to make as much money as possible. Also maker of Origin, a stupid game client. Releases their bullshit games unfinished, and then forces gamers to pay for DLC and updates that do jack shit to fix the game. If you try and complain, you are banned. The help support is worse than Comcast's. Has killed many good game developers.
EA has won the award for Worst Company in America TWICE in a row. Meaning TWO golden turds. And yet they STILL don't get it. Wow.

RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017
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Gunpla

A large line of various plastic models manufactured by Bandai based on the Gundam Series of Anime. Building a kit is often time consuming and can sometimes be extremely difficult.

Avid fans often have more than twelve of these things

NO! IT'S NOT BAD, DAMMIT! *sobs in corner*
Me: I need to save my money. Priorities.

Bandai: *Releases new Gunpla series*

Me: *Throws money at Bandai*

JUST WHEN YOU THINK BANDAI IS DONE RAPING YOUR WALLET!
by Anhilliator1 July 4, 2017
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ORK

MADE FER FIGHTIN' AND WINNIN, YA BLOODY GIT!
ORKZ WAS MADE TA FIGHT AND WIN! WAAAAAAAAAGH!
by Anhilliator1 December 8, 2021
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