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People Shelf

A small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. Also may be known as a Sofa or a chair.
Hey, you got anywhere to sit?
Yeah, the people shelf's right over there.
by Anhilliator1 October 15, 2016
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Pichu Main

Mains the character Pichu in Smash Bros.

If you see them in comp, they're either a noob, or you're about to get three-stocked in less than ten minutes.
Pichu Mains - they're either terrible or combo gods. There is no in-between.
by Anhilliator1 October 8, 2020
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cucco

A chicken-like creature that appears all throughout the Legend of Zelda series. They typically wander around and ignore the player. If hit, however, a large swarm will appear and start chasing Link, the main character of LoZ, around, and kill him if he does not hide.
Guy 1: Huh, is that a chicken?
Guy 2: No, that's a cucco. Don't attack it.
Guy 1: Come on, what's the worst that could happen? (Gets mauled by the Cucco revenge squad) WHAT? THAT FAST? WHAT?
Guy 2: Told you.
by Anhilliator1 February 3, 2017
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Dan Mandel

Character from the show Dan VS. He seems to be a center of bad luck almost everywhere he goes. But does he let it get to him?

...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.

His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.

A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)
UUUUURBAAAAAN DIIIIIICTIIIOOOOONAAAAARYYYYYY! - Dan Mandel, upon learning of my entry.
by Anhilliator1 December 17, 2017
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D4

1. A tetrahedral dice. Has four sides, hence the name "D4." Used for Wizard spells and small weapons. Also used for low-caliber firearms in d20 Modern.
2. Improvised caltrops that hurt way more than a LEGO brick. Incidentally, D4s are also used to roll for caltrop damage.
1. Roll 1d4 damage.
2. "Whilst the d4 isn't as sharp as a d8, it has one major bit of natural defense - no matter what way it lands, it will have a point face-up. Because it's the smallest die, care needs to be used - if one escapes its dice-box and into the wild, it will wait, with its natural weapon ready, for the exact moment someone walks into its vicinity barefoot to strike, whereupon it will inflict some surprisingly-vicious puncture wounds." - "Dice," 1d4chan.
by Anhilliator1 January 11, 2021
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worf barrage

Any sort of supposedly powerful attack that ends up having zero effect. Examples include a BFG doing nothing. That's right, NO DAMAGE. Named after Worf from star trek.
Dude! I just fired this super-powerful cannon on this boss and it did nothing!

Man, I'm sorry, but that thing's basically a Worf Barrage gun. IT IS FUCKING USELESS!
by Anhilliator1 December 12, 2016
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EA

Short for "Electronic Arts." A corporation whose sole purpose is to make as much money as possible. Also maker of Origin, a stupid game client. Releases their bullshit games unfinished, and then forces gamers to pay for DLC and updates that do jack shit to fix the game. If you try and complain, you are banned. The help support is worse than Comcast's. Has killed many good game developers.
EA has won the award for Worst Company in America TWICE in a row. Meaning TWO golden turds. And yet they STILL don't get it. Wow.

RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017
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