Skip to main content

Anhilliator1's definitions

cucco

A chicken-like creature that appears all throughout the Legend of Zelda series. They typically wander around and ignore the player. If hit, however, a large swarm will appear and start chasing Link, the main character of LoZ, around, and kill him if he does not hide.
Guy 1: Huh, is that a chicken?
Guy 2: No, that's a cucco. Don't attack it.
Guy 1: Come on, what's the worst that could happen? (Gets mauled by the Cucco revenge squad) WHAT? THAT FAST? WHAT?
Guy 2: Told you.
by Anhilliator1 February 3, 2017
mugGet the cucco mug.

worf barrage

Any sort of supposedly powerful attack that ends up having zero effect. Examples include a BFG doing nothing. That's right, NO DAMAGE. Named after Worf from star trek.
Dude! I just fired this super-powerful cannon on this boss and it did nothing!

Man, I'm sorry, but that thing's basically a Worf Barrage gun. IT IS FUCKING USELESS!
by Anhilliator1 December 12, 2016
mugGet the worf barrage mug.

doomguy

The living embodiment of Badass. This guy has faced down the entire armies of hell four times and won all four times. And he's just one person.
Doomguy: Don't mess with him.
by Anhilliator1 November 11, 2016
mugGet the doomguy mug.

Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.
Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!
by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016
mugGet the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy mug.

Dan Mandel

Character from the show Dan VS. He seems to be a center of bad luck almost everywhere he goes. But does he let it get to him?

...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front.

His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry.

A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):
Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)
Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)
Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)
Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)
Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))
Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)
Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)
Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.
(TO BE UPDATED)
UUUUURBAAAAAN DIIIIIICTIIIOOOOONAAAAARYYYYYY! - Dan Mandel, upon learning of my entry.
by Anhilliator1 December 17, 2017
mugGet the Dan Mandel mug.

Stupid Question

Your teacher lied. They do exist. If heard, the answering party usually enters Sarcasm Mode.
Also worth noting is that the person asking needs to be punched upside the head. Hard. If he dies, it's none of your concern.
Examples of a stupid question:

(Your friend is over to visit)
Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we shit outside!

(You are washing your car)
Neighbor: Are you washing your car?
You: No, I'm watering it to see if it grows into a truck!
by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017
mugGet the Stupid Question mug.

Wooden Door

An object usually found in games. If seen, the door will usually require some sort of key to open. The doors found in a game are completely impenetrable to anything that might damage a metal door, including but not limited to Kicks, Rockets, and Explosives.
Oh! A wooden door. This Door is locked Huh... I guess I better find a key, instead of breaking it down.
by Anhilliator1 October 14, 2016
mugGet the Wooden Door mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email