Anhilliator1's definitions

Megumin

Walking nuke.

Megumin: "EXPLOSION!"

Cue a town being wiped off the map.

by Anhilliator1 September 17, 2020

Bing

A servicable, but not great search engine. Unless you're looking for porn, use Google.

There are only TWO reasons to use Bing: To get Google, or to get yourself off.

by Anhilliator1 October 8, 2020

Pichu Main

Mains the character Pichu in Smash Bros.

If you see them in comp, they're either a noob, or you're about to get three-stocked in less than ten minutes.

Pichu Mains - they're either terrible or combo gods. There is no in-between.

by Anhilliator1 October 8, 2020

Stupid Question

Your teacher lied. They do exist. If heard, the answering party usually enters Sarcasm Mode.
Also worth noting is that the person asking needs to be punched upside the head. Hard. If he dies, it's none of your concern.

Examples of a stupid question:

(Your friend is over to visit)
Friend: Do you have a bathroom?
You: No, we shit outside!

(You are washing your car)
Neighbor: Are you washing your car?
You: No, I'm watering it to see if it grows into a truck!

by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017

EA

Short for "Electronic Arts." A corporation whose sole purpose is to make as much money as possible. Also maker of Origin, a stupid game client. Releases their bullshit games unfinished, and then forces gamers to pay for DLC and updates that do jack shit to fix the game. If you try and complain, you are banned. The help support is worse than Comcast's. Has killed many good game developers.

EA has won the award for Worst Company in America TWICE in a row. Meaning TWO golden turds. And yet they STILL don't get it. Wow.

RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017

AK-47

An assault rifle in wide use. Used by different nations. Mass-produced in large amounts. Also a very decent weapon.

AK-47

When you absolutely, positively gotta kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitute.

by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017

Pseudo-Intellectual

Someone who pretends to be smarter than they really are (See Smartass).

Pseudo-Intellectuals can be downnright dumb at times.

by Anhilliator1 May 28, 2017