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doomguy

The living embodiment of Badass. This guy has faced down the entire armies of hell four times and won all four times. And he's just one person.
Doomguy: Don't mess with him.
by Anhilliator1 November 11, 2016
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worf barrage

Any sort of supposedly powerful attack that ends up having zero effect. Examples include a BFG doing nothing. That's right, NO DAMAGE. Named after Worf from star trek.
Dude! I just fired this super-powerful cannon on this boss and it did nothing!

Man, I'm sorry, but that thing's basically a Worf Barrage gun. IT IS FUCKING USELESS!
by Anhilliator1 December 12, 2016
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EA

Short for "Electronic Arts." A corporation whose sole purpose is to make as much money as possible. Also maker of Origin, a stupid game client. Releases their bullshit games unfinished, and then forces gamers to pay for DLC and updates that do jack shit to fix the game. If you try and complain, you are banned. The help support is worse than Comcast's. Has killed many good game developers.
EA has won the award for Worst Company in America TWICE in a row. Meaning TWO golden turds. And yet they STILL don't get it. Wow.

RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017
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D4

1. A tetrahedral dice. Has four sides, hence the name "D4." Used for Wizard spells and small weapons. Also used for low-caliber firearms in d20 Modern.
2. Improvised caltrops that hurt way more than a LEGO brick. Incidentally, D4s are also used to roll for caltrop damage.
1. Roll 1d4 damage.
2. "Whilst the d4 isn't as sharp as a d8, it has one major bit of natural defense - no matter what way it lands, it will have a point face-up. Because it's the smallest die, care needs to be used - if one escapes its dice-box and into the wild, it will wait, with its natural weapon ready, for the exact moment someone walks into its vicinity barefoot to strike, whereupon it will inflict some surprisingly-vicious puncture wounds." - "Dice," 1d4chan.
by Anhilliator1 January 11, 2021
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Bing

A servicable, but not great search engine. Unless you're looking for porn, use Google.
There are only TWO reasons to use Bing: To get Google, or to get yourself off.
by Anhilliator1 October 8, 2020
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jerkass has a point

That moment where someone who literally EVERYONE hates has something actually good to say. Often very rare. AND very surprising.
Jerkass: Look, I know you hate me, but we CanNOT go in there with these weapons.
Dude 1: Hmm..
Dude 2: y'know, the Jerkass has a point.
by Anhilliator1 January 25, 2017
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People Shelf

A small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. Also may be known as a Sofa or a chair.
Hey, you got anywhere to sit?
Yeah, the people shelf's right over there.
by Anhilliator1 October 15, 2016
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