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Befriend

(V.)
1. To become friends with someone.
2. To use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous harm upon a target in order to prove the validity of your belief system.
1. Befriending someone is easy.
2. Becoming friends with Nanoha goes like this. Fight her, and she'll befriend you. IF she doesn't kill you first
by Anhilliator1 August 20, 2017
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Idiot

1. An expression commonly used in conjunction with a hard slap to someone who did something exceedingly stupid.

2. Something that most people have absolutely ZERO patience in dealing with. Like me.

3. Something that, unfortunately, comprises most of planet Earth's population.

The below GIF shows the proper reaction to an idiot.
Tim: *Tries launching a bowling ball to the moon, only for said bowling ball to land on his foot.* OUCH!
Jack: *Smacks Tim* Idiot.

I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR IDIOTS.

I am sorry to say, sir, that you are like most of the world. You, sir, are an IDIOT.
by Anhilliator1 May 29, 2017
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jerkass has a point

That moment where someone who literally EVERYONE hates has something actually good to say. Often very rare. AND very surprising.
Jerkass: Look, I know you hate me, but we CanNOT go in there with these weapons.
Dude 1: Hmm..
Dude 2: y'know, the Jerkass has a point.
by Anhilliator1 January 25, 2017
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Bing

A servicable, but not great search engine. Unless you're looking for porn, use Google.
There are only TWO reasons to use Bing: To get Google, or to get yourself off.
by Anhilliator1 October 8, 2020
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People Shelf

A small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. Also may be known as a Sofa or a chair.
Hey, you got anywhere to sit?
Yeah, the people shelf's right over there.
by Anhilliator1 October 15, 2016
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EA

Short for "Electronic Arts." A corporation whose sole purpose is to make as much money as possible. Also maker of Origin, a stupid game client. Releases their bullshit games unfinished, and then forces gamers to pay for DLC and updates that do jack shit to fix the game. If you try and complain, you are banned. The help support is worse than Comcast's. Has killed many good game developers.
EA has won the award for Worst Company in America TWICE in a row. Meaning TWO golden turds. And yet they STILL don't get it. Wow.

RUN, RESPAWN ENTERTAINMENT! SAVE TITANFALL WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
by Anhilliator1 April 24, 2017
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Megumin

Megumin: "EXPLOSION!"

Cue a town being wiped off the map.
by Anhilliator1 September 17, 2020
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