Anhilliator1's definitions

Pichu Main

Mains the character Pichu in Smash Bros.

If you see them in comp, they're either a noob, or you're about to get three-stocked in less than ten minutes.

Pichu Mains - they're either terrible or combo gods. There is no in-between.

by Anhilliator1 October 8, 2020

cucco

A chicken-like creature that appears all throughout the Legend of Zelda series. They typically wander around and ignore the player. If hit, however, a large swarm will appear and start chasing Link, the main character of LoZ, around, and kill him if he does not hide.

Guy 1: Huh, is that a chicken?
Guy 2: No, that's a cucco. Don't attack it.
Guy 1: Come on, what's the worst that could happen? (Gets mauled by the Cucco revenge squad) WHAT? THAT FAST? WHAT?
Guy 2: Told you.

by Anhilliator1 February 3, 2017

Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy

Where any and all villains go to learn how to shoot. If they attended here, their shooting will inevitably be terrible, e.g., they will hit everything but their target.

Your shooting is terrible!

Hey, I went to the Imperial Stormtrooper Marksmanship Academy!

by Anhilliator1 November 9, 2016

People Shelf

A small to medium sized object that should be capable of holding at least one person. Also may be known as a Sofa or a chair.

Hey, you got anywhere to sit?
Yeah, the people shelf's right over there.

by Anhilliator1 October 15, 2016

Bing

A servicable, but not great search engine. Unless you're looking for porn, use Google.

There are only TWO reasons to use Bing: To get Google, or to get yourself off.

by Anhilliator1 October 8, 2020

jerkass has a point

That moment where someone who literally EVERYONE hates has something actually good to say. Often very rare. AND very surprising.

Jerkass: Look, I know you hate me, but we CanNOT go in there with these weapons.
Dude 1: Hmm..
Dude 2: y'know, the Jerkass has a point.

by Anhilliator1 January 25, 2017

Idiot

1. An expression commonly used in conjunction with a hard slap to someone who did something exceedingly stupid.

2. Something that most people have absolutely ZERO patience in dealing with. Like me.

3. Something that, unfortunately, comprises most of planet Earth's population.

The below GIF shows the proper reaction to an idiot.

Tim: *Tries launching a bowling ball to the moon, only for said bowling ball to land on his foot.* OUCH!
Jack: *Smacks Tim* Idiot.

I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR IDIOTS.

I am sorry to say, sir, that you are like most of the world. You, sir, are an IDIOT.

by Anhilliator1 May 29, 2017