Amish Stalker's definitions
Anyone that is a different shade of snowflake expecting a special gold colored label of authenticity for existing and gets offended when you mispronounce, misgender, or simply ask questions that they believe pertains to themselves feeling inferior despite it just being a neutral question to get to know them.
Scenario 1
Cashier: Hello miss, that will be $10.25..
Person: EXCUSE ME?!?! I can't believe you just assumed my gender, for your information I'm a demi-foxkin pansexual un-identifying gender queer and in fact NOT a WOMAN!
Cashier: .... Okay, Sir that will be $10.25..
Person: YOU'RE REALLY OFFENDING MY VIBE RIGHT NOW. I'm not a man either. I can't believe i'm being faced with this atrocity. I'm going to make sure you pay for hurting my feelings.
*Person opens up TikTok and goes live about their injustice*
Cashier: That will still be $10.25...
*Cashier lets out sigh of disbelief thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
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Scenario 2
Tinder Dating 2022 - Ryan matches with Alexa
Ryan: Hey Alexa, you're such a beautiful lady, we should really meet for coffee this weekend.
Alexa: Yeah, I would really like that.
*Meets in Person*
Ryan: You look a lot different from your photo's Alexa...
Alexa: Oh that's my snap filter! Aren't they just the cutest!?
Ryan: Alexa, you have a beard... It would of been nice if you were transparent about your gender from the start.
Alexa: EXCUSE ME?! Are you F'ing serious right now? You're such a gender-phob. I can't believe I wasted my morning on a jerk like you.
*Ryan thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
-Ryan leaves the coffee house-
Cashier: Hello miss, that will be $10.25..
Person: EXCUSE ME?!?! I can't believe you just assumed my gender, for your information I'm a demi-foxkin pansexual un-identifying gender queer and in fact NOT a WOMAN!
Cashier: .... Okay, Sir that will be $10.25..
Person: YOU'RE REALLY OFFENDING MY VIBE RIGHT NOW. I'm not a man either. I can't believe i'm being faced with this atrocity. I'm going to make sure you pay for hurting my feelings.
*Person opens up TikTok and goes live about their injustice*
Cashier: That will still be $10.25...
*Cashier lets out sigh of disbelief thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
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Scenario 2
Tinder Dating 2022 - Ryan matches with Alexa
Ryan: Hey Alexa, you're such a beautiful lady, we should really meet for coffee this weekend.
Alexa: Yeah, I would really like that.
*Meets in Person*
Ryan: You look a lot different from your photo's Alexa...
Alexa: Oh that's my snap filter! Aren't they just the cutest!?
Ryan: Alexa, you have a beard... It would of been nice if you were transparent about your gender from the start.
Alexa: EXCUSE ME?! Are you F'ing serious right now? You're such a gender-phob. I can't believe I wasted my morning on a jerk like you.
*Ryan thinking to himself what kind of lizard person is this*
-Ryan leaves the coffee house-
by Amish Stalker February 28, 2022
Get the Lizard Personmug. When you run with a group of people on DayZ for a fat minute, then switch up to play with someone new for a few days while appearing offline, only to have your friends join the party on alt accounts to find you and said person together.
Squad: I can't believe you, I thought you were rollin with us?
Victim: I am, I'm just---
Squad: I don't wanna hear it. I can't believe you're DayZ Cheating on us.
Victim: I am, I'm just---
Squad: I don't wanna hear it. I can't believe you're DayZ Cheating on us.
by Amish Stalker October 26, 2019
Get the DayZ Cheatingmug. When you're online with someone and they say something sexual too you, and you get this grippling feeling they're not of age so you ask their age to find out they're under 18. This is where you come to realize you're Catching A Case.
Example 1:
Person 1: Hey girl, you sound hot. You mind if i inject maple syrup in your ass?
Person 2: sure.. wait, how old are you?
Person 1: i'm 16 and have alot to give.
Person 2: I'm Catching A Case, bye.
Example 2:
Person 1: I lied about my age, but i hope you'll still love me for me. I'm not 21, I'm 13.
Person 2: I'm Catching A Case, and we can't co-exist together anymore. *blocks person*
Example 3:
Person 1: I'm impressed you're grand champ on RL, maybe you could teach me to get good.
Person 2: Yea sure, but it's going to take a while.
Person 1: Baby, I got time for you.
Person 2: .. How old are you?
Person 1: 15, 16 next month.. you got snap?
Person 2: I'm Catching A Case, gotta go bye.
Person 1: Hey girl, you sound hot. You mind if i inject maple syrup in your ass?
Person 2: sure.. wait, how old are you?
Person 1: i'm 16 and have alot to give.
Person 2: I'm Catching A Case, bye.
Example 2:
Person 1: I lied about my age, but i hope you'll still love me for me. I'm not 21, I'm 13.
Person 2: I'm Catching A Case, and we can't co-exist together anymore. *blocks person*
Example 3:
Person 1: I'm impressed you're grand champ on RL, maybe you could teach me to get good.
Person 2: Yea sure, but it's going to take a while.
Person 1: Baby, I got time for you.
Person 2: .. How old are you?
Person 1: 15, 16 next month.. you got snap?
Person 2: I'm Catching A Case, gotta go bye.
by Amish Stalker May 5, 2020
Get the Catching A Casemug. Casey: Sweetie, did you do the dishes?
Ryan: No, but after this game i will.
Casey: You said that 4 hours ago..
Ryan: Just a minute.. Just shh..
Casey: You didn't just tell me to shush.
* Casey does the Glitter Pit Manoeuvre *
Ryan: OMG I can't breathe please stop..
Ryan: No, but after this game i will.
Casey: You said that 4 hours ago..
Ryan: Just a minute.. Just shh..
Casey: You didn't just tell me to shush.
* Casey does the Glitter Pit Manoeuvre *
Ryan: OMG I can't breathe please stop..
by Amish Stalker February 1, 2020
Get the Glitter Pit Manoeuvremug. Example 1: Watching your drunk friend fall down a flight of stairs. "Ughhh!"
Example 2: Walking up behind a pretty girl at the bar, only for her to turn around and showcase a butter face and brown teeth. "Ughhh!"
Example 3: When you wake up after a night on the town, look beside you in bed and realize what you brought home. "Ughhh!"
Example 4: When your friend sends you a spoof meme and it turns out to be a gross video. "Ughh!"
Example 5: When you're mid game and your console turns off. "Ughhh!"
Example 2: Walking up behind a pretty girl at the bar, only for her to turn around and showcase a butter face and brown teeth. "Ughhh!"
Example 3: When you wake up after a night on the town, look beside you in bed and realize what you brought home. "Ughhh!"
Example 4: When your friend sends you a spoof meme and it turns out to be a gross video. "Ughh!"
Example 5: When you're mid game and your console turns off. "Ughhh!"
by Amish Stalker May 5, 2020
Get the Ughhh!mug. Sally: I really like this guy, but I'm afraid he doesn't like girls.
Debra: Well, why don't you ask him or spend time bonding to find out?
Sally: No, I don't want to die of embarrassment. Instead I'm going to ask his friends, his sister, or stalk his social media and contact others online he knows to get an answer.
Debra: Stop playing longball and get it over with. You'll live.
Debra: Well, why don't you ask him or spend time bonding to find out?
Sally: No, I don't want to die of embarrassment. Instead I'm going to ask his friends, his sister, or stalk his social media and contact others online he knows to get an answer.
Debra: Stop playing longball and get it over with. You'll live.
by Amish Stalker March 5, 2024
Get the Longballmug. Where you eat half a banana, look at your friend suspiciously and smash the leftover banana and peel on the top of their head. It lowkey resembles dreadlocks, and often the reaction of anger is priceless.
*Kyle looks at his friend while eating a banana*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
*Kyle smashes banana on friends head, then runs away laughing*
*Friend runs after Kyle looking like an Angry Jamaican*
*Friend looks back at kyle confused*
*Kyle smashes banana on friends head, then runs away laughing*
*Friend runs after Kyle looking like an Angry Jamaican*
by Amish Stalker January 29, 2020
Get the Angry Jamaicanmug.