Amber Almighty's definitions

n64

A dark grey video gaming console that demands your respect and attention.

(also has a knack for collecting fuzz)

Hey, how'd all that fuzz get in there?

by Amber Almighty January 17, 2005

Doom

A word I seldom use. It just makes me feel like I'm ripping off Jhonen Vasquez...I can't stand it. I'm just sensitive about it...*sigh*...It was such a fun word...

Doom...There, I said it...DAMN THOSE RECKLESS FANBOYS! RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD WORD!

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Can Opener

I alone control the Can Opener...The Can Opener obeys only me.

I am the goddess of Can Openers...FEAR ME!!

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Spider

Okay, I can see why people hate black widows...But tarantulas? I mean, yeah, they'll give you a rash if you hold them wrong, but still...

Afraid of a nonpoisonous creature only half an inch long? Okay, that's just sad.

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

Hell

A place. It may or may not exist, making it an idea. Therefore, Hell is a proper noun and should always be capitalized.

Right: Hell
Wrong: hell

by Amber Almighty December 29, 2004

smurf

A TV show featuring 100 little blue communists, two of which are female. Smurfs are led by a dictator and sometimes by Trotsky, when the dictator's off smurfing the town bitch. Always use "smurf" in place of any word possible.

"I smurfed that li'l smurf down by that creek."
"Holy smorf!"
"I got my li'l smurf stuck in his smurfhole. It smurfed. There was smurf everywhere."
"You smurfed HIM?"
"uh..."
"YOU BIG MOTHASMURFIN SONAVASMURF! I'M GONNA SMURF YOU!!"
bang!
"Oh my smurf! He smurfed Smurffy!

by Amber Almighty June 4, 2004

scooby

A great dane that smokes pot.

There goes tipper, what a scooby

by Amber Almighty July 15, 2004