13 definitions by Amber Almighty

One often female and found at sport tournaments shrieking and bouncing and waving retarded poofy-things. When not at games, the cheerleader can be found in groups in the back of a car making love with a jock. Cheerleaders are often screaming at the top of their lungs in a way to express excitement.
by Amber Almighty June 4, 2004
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An evil being sent by Martians to destroy earth. Poodles are not dogs, contrary to popular belief, but are actually a relative of the spotted hyena. Poodles are generally quite small and armed with their hideous high-pitched yapping and razor-sharp teeth.
Billy, you get that poodle out of your nose right this instant!
by Amber Almighty June 28, 2004
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See "pathetic attempt at appearing to be 'hardcore'."

Or "beating a dead horse"

Or "not shocking"

Or "one of the many, many words to use in place of "having sex"
by Amber Almighty December 29, 2005
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Okay, I can see why people hate black widows...But tarantulas? I mean, yeah, they'll give you a rash if you hold them wrong, but still...
Afraid of a nonpoisonous creature only half an inch long? Okay, that's just sad.
by Amber Almighty December 29, 2005
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A dark grey video gaming console that demands your respect and attention.

(also has a knack for collecting fuzz)
Hey, how'd all that fuzz get in there?
by Amber Almighty January 17, 2005
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