Alyson's definitions

smane

A derogatory term, usually used in mocking; a smidge-ish type person

Smane,John
You are a smane!

by Alyson April 23, 2005

bail

to fall, especially in a painful, embarassing, public way

I was in the cafeteria with my lunch tray when I tripped on my heels and bailed in front of everyone.

by Alyson November 3, 2004

frances wertimer

the coolest person in the world who is so original and everyone should love her. also, is a person who does not need a man to complete her!

wow, that person is a frances wertimer!

by alyson March 31, 2005

gymnastics

One of the hardest sports in the world, demanding extreme physical endurance and an ultra-tough mentality.

A gymnast must be flexible, and have near-perfect balance, grace, strength, and endurance.

Women's gymnastics practices on 4 different apparatus, each with it's own challenges: uneaven bars, balance beam, vault, floor exercise

Gymnastics is easy to watch, but I've found that it is very hard to do.

by alyson May 13, 2005

Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

by Alyson March 31, 2003

Uke

The Japanese term for the partner on the bottom. Used in conjunction with seme and yaoi.

Harlequinn Goldman

by Alyson March 31, 2003

antiwar protestor

1. A person who, is fond of futility.

2. A person whom cannot live with themselves unless they try.

by Alyson April 21, 2003