Alyson's definitions

Uke

The Japanese term for the partner on the bottom. Used in conjunction with seme and yaoi.

Harlequinn Goldman

by Alyson March 31, 2003

Seme

Japanese for the partner on top. Used in conjunction with uke and yaoi.

Koudo Yoji

by Alyson March 31, 2003

Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

by Alyson March 31, 2003

bisexual

To be bisexual is to be attracted to a person regardless or gender or sex. It does not mean that you cannot make up your mind, it does not mean you are sex-crazed, and it does not mean that you will by default participate in orgies every night.

Of course, there is probably someone reading this that DOES participate in orgies every night, but they would be in the minority.

by Alyson April 21, 2003

Homosexual

A person who is attracted only to members of the same sex.

by Alyson April 21, 2003

antiwar protestor

1. A person who, is fond of futility.

2. A person whom cannot live with themselves unless they try.

by Alyson April 21, 2003

book

1. A source of information.

2. A source of entertainment.

3. A tool barely used by todays societies, because it is not 'cool' to read a book.

1. The dictionary

2. Neil Gaimain's 'American Gods'

3. Which is a shame, really, because once upon a time (and today, in countries with little money) a book was a precious commodity.

by Alyson April 21, 2003