Alyson's definitions

Uke

The Japanese term for the partner on the bottom. Used in conjunction with seme and yaoi.

Harlequinn Goldman

by Alyson March 31, 2003

smane

A derogatory term, usually used in mocking; a smidge-ish type person

Smane,John
You are a smane!

by Alyson April 23, 2005

bail

to fall, especially in a painful, embarassing, public way

I was in the cafeteria with my lunch tray when I tripped on my heels and bailed in front of everyone.

by Alyson November 3, 2004

frances wertimer

the coolest person in the world who is so original and everyone should love her. also, is a person who does not need a man to complete her!

wow, that person is a frances wertimer!

by alyson March 31, 2005

book

1. A source of information.

2. A source of entertainment.

3. A tool barely used by todays societies, because it is not 'cool' to read a book.

1. The dictionary

2. Neil Gaimain's 'American Gods'

3. Which is a shame, really, because once upon a time (and today, in countries with little money) a book was a precious commodity.

by Alyson April 21, 2003

Bend over and I'll show ya

The comeback to end all comebacks.

Person 1: Where did you leave the _______?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

Person 1: What the hell happened to my _____?
Person 2: Bend over and I'll show ya.

by Alyson March 31, 2003

antiwar protestor

1. A person who, is fond of futility.

2. A person whom cannot live with themselves unless they try.

by Alyson April 21, 2003