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When a grunt returns from Iraq or Afghanistan- his attitude about hunting.
or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.
or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.
Man loading a rifle into his truck out west.
friend- "what are you doing?"
man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"
friend- "what are you doing?"
man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"
by Alpino December 15, 2008
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esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events
esp for people under 40 years old
students take pics of notes or test reviews, but cannot find them amongst the thousands of selfies & texts a day
people walk off cliffs, into sewer holes, or miss the UFOs flying over, or bigfoot strolling by
one of the highest forms of narcissism OR filming illegal events
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have a family ethic, besides the work ethos
IF the Roman Empire was in Iraq these days, gasoline would cost 25 cents a gallon
Black folks get Italian names by MARRIAGE, not slavery.
anyone with Italian blood is usually a little bit happier, content, hedonistic
from Sicilia to Roma to Valdaosta, from NYC to Toronto to small towns in Minnesota or Montana- it's all good
have a family ethic, besides the work ethos
IF the Roman Empire was in Iraq these days, gasoline would cost 25 cents a gallon
Black folks get Italian names by MARRIAGE, not slavery.
anyone with Italian blood is usually a little bit happier, content, hedonistic
from Sicilia to Roma to Valdaosta, from NYC to Toronto to small towns in Minnesota or Montana- it's all good
by Alpino July 3, 2008
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sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or
Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or
Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"
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