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the original Latinos, face up to it my Mexican brothers, our flag is about the same, as is the food, passion and I'd rather be mistaken for a Mexican any day than a WASP.
have a family ethic, besides the work ethos
IF the Roman Empire was in Iraq these days, gasoline would cost 25 cents a gallon
Black folks get Italian names by MARRIAGE, not slavery.
anyone with Italian blood is usually a little bit happier, content, hedonistic
from Sicilia to Roma to Valdaosta, from NYC to Toronto to small towns in Minnesota or Montana- it's all good
have a family ethic, besides the work ethos
IF the Roman Empire was in Iraq these days, gasoline would cost 25 cents a gallon
Black folks get Italian names by MARRIAGE, not slavery.
anyone with Italian blood is usually a little bit happier, content, hedonistic
from Sicilia to Roma to Valdaosta, from NYC to Toronto to small towns in Minnesota or Montana- it's all good
by Alpino July 3, 2008
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sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
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Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"
sort of a twist on "go fuk yourself"
or
Q. "you are so good in bed... why?"
A. "I practice a lot when I'm alone"
by Alpino January 6, 2021
Get the selfie mug.Short for "bourgeois bohemian" in fact another form of poser... pretending "acting" to be a dirtbag or grunge type, often in ski towns or outdoors activities areas - climbing, wind-surfing, kayaking, etc ... being the most hip, non-capitalist, vegan, supporter of causes. Often found in the hippest places in Latin America, Palestine, Africa, acting like the locals. When they are out of money and when the going gets rough they do not sell their truck or pawn their skis but go to the bank, discretely find their credit card or have their parents bail them out, supply an airline ticket or hospital bill. A covert "trustafarian"
She's not a dirtbag snowborder... she's a DuPont, a bobo...
You wait tables all summer; bobo there goes home to Cape Cod or Palo Alto.
You wait tables all summer; bobo there goes home to Cape Cod or Palo Alto.
by Alpino November 30, 2010
Get the bobo mug.electronic devices given to children - I-pods, cell phones, DVDs in cars, X-Box, Play Station, Nintendo, etc - to keep them quiet & busy - can range from a blessing to a curse
"Honey, did you bring the electronic ritalin? This is going to be a twelve hour drive"
"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"
"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"
"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"
"Yes the boys picked out a dozen DVDs and brought their I-Phone chargers"
"Now we can discuss every life issue in privacy and fall in love again"
"What do we do when the DVDs run out? Listen to their stories and fall in love with them again"
by Alpino August 5, 2012
Get the electronic ritalin mug.Whenever the old lady bitches about "playing your death metal music in front of the kids" I just tell them "it's the Cookie Monster singing."
by Alpino October 16, 2008
Get the death metal mug.Do you want Eye-talian dressing on your salad?
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.
by Alpino October 28, 2020
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Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
by Alpino December 15, 2008
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