The reality of ski bums... the cute name for these type of "professional" skiers who exist hand to mouth, mooching beers or bongs, living on other peoples couches... but have a really good time skiing over 100 times a season!
Half the people in this town on unemployment or washing dishes at night are ski trash.
Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless
Q. What do you call ski trash without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless
by Alpino March 15, 2010

an offensive hispanic word for white people. just like the word mayate for black people. we are told it isn't offensive, just like indianos, chuntaro or mojado "friends say it to each other"
by Alpino June 13, 2010

When a grunt returns from Iraq or Afghanistan- his attitude about hunting.
or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.
or simply, the serious nature of elk hunting.
Man loading a rifle into his truck out west.
friend- "what are you doing?"
man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"
friend- "what are you doing?"
man- "Looking for elk-qaeda"
by Alpino December 15, 2008

Subaru - the ultimate status symbol, besides a new bong, or on their way to Cuba, Nepal, or Palestine - especially in ski or college towns. Ask any good mechanic what a POS they are, yet their owners will never admit it, but spend senseless $thousands repairing it & pretending it is "well built & reliable" Not registerable unless covered with rainbow, coexist, or "=" stickers
by Alpino February 01, 2023

holding a woman's hair with one or both hands in various forms of sex, from the front or from behind
by Alpino February 05, 2012

by Alpino November 06, 2009

Do you want Eye-talian dressing on your salad?
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.
No, I want Italian dressing on my salad, after my dinner.
by Alpino October 28, 2020
