AlownAgainstTheWorld's definitions

Turkery Sandwitch

When you are so dimwitted that you spell turkey sandwich like it's a felony and type it into Urban Dictionary for some reason.

Mark: Hey I'm going to go eat a Turkery Sandwitch.
Marcus: What the heck are you a serial killer.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Guilty Pleasure Music

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.

Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.

*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*

Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Shrek 7

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of

Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%

Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Mugshot

When you shoot one of Urban Dictionary's cheap mugs that it is obssesed with for no apparent reason.

Mark: Take the mugshot.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Janai

Not. Originates in Japanese. Used improperly in every American anime.

Mark: Anime JANAI.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

[e-mail]

An email that you should sign up for random things just to piss some random guy off.

Mark: I just signed up [e-mail] for 2325 newsletters.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 30, 2023

Shame

Increasingly rare. Not found among, boomers, TikTokkers, children, Redditors, Discord mods, Urban Dictionary editors,

The average Urban Dictionary editor has more 2007 intact Monster Trucks than shame.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023