by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of
Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%
Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%
Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.
Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.
*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*
Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.
*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*
Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Me
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 28, 2023

Mark: Did you see the new Mission Impossible movie.
Marcus: It's Tom Hanks. When has Tom Hanks ever failed. It's Mission Possible.
Marcus: It's Tom Hanks. When has Tom Hanks ever failed. It's Mission Possible.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.
Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Mark: Yo do you want to visit my ibi ibi.
Marcus: No because you're from Chicago which is a terrible place.
Mark: I agree, I'm sorry I brought it up.
Marcus: No because you're from Chicago which is a terrible place.
Mark: I agree, I'm sorry I brought it up.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023
