Definitions by AlownAgainstTheWorld

[e-mail] 

An email that you should sign up for random things just to piss some random guy off.

Mark: I just signed up [e-mail] for 2325 newsletters.

[e-mail] by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 30, 2023

alownagainsttheworld 

Me

I am AlownAgainstTheWorld. Check out my other definitions.

alownagainsttheworld by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 28, 2023

Janai 

Not. Originates in Japanese. Used improperly in every American anime.

Mark: Anime JANAI.

Janai by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Mugshot 

When you shoot one of Urban Dictionary's cheap mugs that it is obssesed with for no apparent reason.

Mark: Take the mugshot.

Mugshot by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

FranCheck 

Combination of frantic and check. Common symptom of Obsessive Compusive Disorder, but can also occur when you are checking the likes on a Twttr post. More commonly, it's a constant will to check on microwaves to make sure they aren't still on, making sure the sinks are off, and for some reason that closet doors are closed? I'm not sure why.

Mark: *FranChecks* how many likes does this rambling Urban Dictionary post have oh no it's not high I'm so sad help.

FranCheck by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

ibi ibi 

Slang for hometown (from Yoruba)

Mark: Yo do you want to visit my ibi ibi.
Marcus: No because you're from Chicago which is a terrible place.
Mark: I agree, I'm sorry I brought it up.

ibi ibi by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Canada

If your rich, intelligent, superstar, celebrity neighbor was a country.

Canada: ..and that's how we will combat hunger and income inequality worldwide!
USA: *burps* stfu.

Canada by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023