Mugshot

When you shoot one of Urban Dictionary's cheap mugs that it is obssesed with for no apparent reason.

Mark: Take the mugshot.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

NSFW

Something banned at work, but perfectly suitable for schoolchildren.

NSFW is not the same as NSFS. All NSFW content is perfectly fine for your children to see.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service

A joke.

Effectively every part of The Urban Dictionary Terms of Service is violated by 80% of posts.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

[e-mail]

An email that you should sign up for random things just to piss some random guy off.

Mark: I just signed up [e-mail] for 2325 newsletters.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 30, 2023

Mission Possible

A realistic name for the Mission Impossible series.

Mark: Did you see the new Mission Impossible movie.
Marcus: It's Tom Hanks. When has Tom Hanks ever failed. It's Mission Possible.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

Shrek 7

Based on the trend shown by graphing the Rotten Tomatoes score of Shrek movies, this movie, if it were to come out, would have a Rotten Tomatoes score of

Shrek 1: 88%
Shrek 2: 89%
Shrek 3: 41%

Shrek 4: 57%
Up by one, down by 48, up by 16. Continuing this pattern, we will have down by 768, up by 256, down by 12288. Adding this all up, we get a Rotten Tomatoes score for Shrek 7 of -12743. Still better than Morbius.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Urbanless Dictionary Definition

When a definition is posted on Urban Dictionary, but it's lame and just defines an actual word with an actual definition.

Mark: Did you add a new definition to Urban Dictionary?
Marcus: Yeah I defined 'Baloon' as

1.
a brightly colored rubber sac that is inflated with air and then sealed at the neck, used as a children's toy or a decoration.
"the room was festooned with balloons and streamers"
2.
a large bag filled with hot air or gas to make it rise in the air, typically carrying a basket for passengers.
"he set his sights on crossing the Pacific by balloon"
Mark: That's an Urbanless Dictionary Definition...

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023