AlownAgainstTheWorld's definitions

FranCheck

Combination of frantic and check. Common symptom of Obsessive Compusive Disorder, but can also occur when you are checking the likes on a Twttr post. More commonly, it's a constant will to check on microwaves to make sure they aren't still on, making sure the sinks are off, and for some reason that closet doors are closed? I'm not sure why.

Mark: *FranChecks* how many likes does this rambling Urban Dictionary post have oh no it's not high I'm so sad help.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Mugshot

When you shoot one of Urban Dictionary's cheap mugs that it is obssesed with for no apparent reason.

Mark: Take the mugshot.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Janai

Not. Originates in Japanese. Used improperly in every American anime.

Mark: Anime JANAI.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Guilty Pleasure Music

Music you put on your private playlist, and get scared to listen to in public in the low-chance scenario that your airpods disconnect and you accidentally press play.

Mark: I'm a straight male. Time to listen to some music.

*Taylor Swift comes on through headphones*

Mark: Oh no oh lord please no. This is my guilty pleasure music.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

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When you are so goddamn bored that you just type the cookies policy of Urban Dictionary into the search bar.

Mark: Wow Marcus, how was your day?
Marcus: This website uses cookies to enhance user experience and to analyze performance and traffic on our website. We also share information about your use of our site with our social media, advertising and analytics partners. Use of this site is subject to our terms of service.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

iTalian

An Apple product disguising itself as a nationality inhabiting the country of iTaly, also an Apple-created fabrication. iTalians are really spaghetti-powered war machines programmed to kill anyone eating Hawaiian pizza on sight.

Benito Mussolini did not actually orchestrate any invasions. The iTalians had not been fully developed, and thus Mussolini was forced to make little people out of sticks.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

Turkery Sandwitch

When you are so dimwitted that you spell turkey sandwich like it's a felony and type it into Urban Dictionary for some reason.

Mark: Hey I'm going to go eat a Turkery Sandwitch.
Marcus: What the heck are you a serial killer.

by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023