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Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit

It's the words coming out of a local government when they realise there is no way she is signing an NDA

Woman : sorry means admitting EVERYTHING you did. I'm not signing that NDA. P.S. love that audio of you admitting enough you can't get me for defamation by speaking the truth

Matturbation : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit

CEO : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

CEO

Coverup Everything Officer

CEO : this is the Coverup Everything Officer speaking. Please bury the investigation report. The Freedom of Information request is refused.

FOI officer : the freedom of information request is refused. It will take us so many hours to stick paper in a photocopier and black out some words. It doesn't matter that you offered to pay for our time to take an already collated investigation file and copy it. It is a big job to photocopy shit we don't want you to see.

HR : not a problem.

Lawyer: no problem. We will continue to refuse access to the investigation report. After all access has been refused for a year and a half now.

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Dicknesia

When a person has been a right asshole but seems to have no recollection of it

Soz Mal, I can't remember I mean I have Dicknesia

by Allegedly... November 5, 2019