Allegedly...'s definitions

Frisking permits

Get out of jail free cards for perverts (only valid at work)

CEO : Do you have any frisking permits to go with that sexual harassment complaint.

Harry Frotteur: fuck yes, you gave it to me

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Matturbate

When you are a guy named Matt and your missus is hell pissed at you this is your new favorite verb.

Hey I'm Matt and I'm in the shit, guess I gonna go Matturbate

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Harry Frotteur

Another name for a pervert who likes to put his body against women without their consent

Oh my god it's Harry Frotteur aka my old boss, quick run before he uses your body to get the hard on he says he can.

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019