Frisking permits

Get out of jail free cards for perverts (only valid at work)
CEO : Do you have any frisking permits to go with that sexual harassment complaint.

Harry Frotteur: fuck yes, you gave it to me
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
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Matturbation

It's what a married guy named Matt aka Harry Frotteur has to resort to for the next year or two when his wife knows he is in some serious fucking trouble
Hey look it's Matturbation isn't that the guy who brought a book about vagina and pubic hair into work after touching that woman and his wife knows he's guilty and now it doesn't matter if he can get it up
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
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Harry Frotteur

Another name for a pervert who likes to put his body against women without their consent
Oh my god it's Harry Frotteur aka my old boss, quick run before he uses your body to get the hard on he says he can.
by Allegedly... October 18, 2019
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