Allegedly...'s definitions

Harry Frotteur

Another name for a pervert who likes to put his body against women without their consent

Oh my god it's Harry Frotteur aka my old boss, quick run before he uses your body to get the hard on he says he can.

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Matturbate

When you are a guy named Matt and your missus is hell pissed at you this is your new favorite verb.

Hey I'm Matt and I'm in the shit, guess I gonna go Matturbate

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Matturbation

It's what a married guy named Matt aka Harry Frotteur has to resort to for the next year or two when his wife knows he is in some serious fucking trouble

Hey look it's Matturbation isn't that the guy who brought a book about vagina and pubic hair into work after touching that woman and his wife knows he's guilty and now it doesn't matter if he can get it up

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019