Allegedly...'s definitions

Frisking permits

Get out of jail free cards for perverts (only valid at work)

CEO : Do you have any frisking permits to go with that sexual harassment complaint.

Harry Frotteur: fuck yes, you gave it to me

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit

It's the words coming out of a local government when they realise there is no way she is signing an NDA

Woman : sorry means admitting EVERYTHING you did. I'm not signing that NDA. P.S. love that audio of you admitting enough you can't get me for defamation by speaking the truth

Matturbation : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit

CEO : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Matturbation

It's what a married guy named Matt aka Harry Frotteur has to resort to for the next year or two when his wife knows he is in some serious fucking trouble

Hey look it's Matturbation isn't that the guy who brought a book about vagina and pubic hair into work after touching that woman and his wife knows he's guilty and now it doesn't matter if he can get it up

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019