47 definitions by All Bets Hedged

Dilling

When you use a dill pickle to scratch the inside of your anus.

I had an itchy butt so I decided dilling was my best option.

by All Bets Hedged October 27, 2022

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.

by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021

When a girl thinks she sneaks a fart, but in reality her mate is disgusted by the smell.

Alex angrily pushed away his dinner when he detected Kim’s Girl Fart from across the table.

by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2020

The reply of an elderly gentlemen after weakly ejaculating on a younger a mans chest when asked ‘is that it?’.

He was wanting more but I told that is full blast.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.

I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.

by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020

The act of stuffing ones testicles in their own anus then farting them out.

Everything was going fine till they started clarking.

by All Bets Hedged June 26, 2020

When three or more people press their buttholes together and pass gas.

Little did she know that experiencing Trade Winds would improve her sex life.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020