Definitions by Alisa

ashanti 

a female (or who knows maybe male) who is flat AS HELL, cant sing a damn note. cant dance if her life depended on it, her routines are retarded. looks like a gorilla with sideburns & a unibrow. Her wigs are always missplaced or misshaped, has a very stan fanbase. R&B prince my ass, Beyonce is the real princess, at least she has talent.

Damn, Ashanti's sideburns are gonna eat my dog if she comes any closer

ashanti by Alisa May 5, 2005

Hollister Co. 

A semi-expensive west coast version of A&F store where people of all backgrounds go shopping. and they DO hire people of different backgrounds. im not a prep and dont act like one, but i shop there because i adore the clothes. its pure opinion, you dont have to to be a dumb blonde to shop there.

I got ripped jeans a cute cami at Hollister.

Hollister Co. by Alisa April 4, 2005

mormon 

People who believe in The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints; also (less accurately) known as the Mormon religion. Being Christian, (for they believe in and accept Christ as their Savior, and also strive to live a Christ-centered and Christ-like life), they also believe that Jesus Christ is what the Bible says He is: the son of God the Father. They do not believe in the Trinity, but rather the Godhead: that God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit are physically seperate but one in purpose. Many Mormons live in Utah, but the religion is practiced throughout the world. They believe in the Bible and also the Book of Mormon. They believe that the church of Jesus Christ (the same church/religion that Christ established when He came to this world) was restored to its fullness by Joseph Smith through the power of God for the preparation of the Second Coming of Christ.

Mormons are people too, yo.

mormon by Alisa February 21, 2005

talking points 

The one phrase or idea that candidates repeat over and over again in debates and commercials until it people believe it. Especially applicable to the 2004 election and an indication of the downfall of the media.

Crossfire Dweeb: We do honest debate on this show
Jon Stewart: No, you don't. All you do is scream the talking points at each other.

talking points by Alisa November 1, 2004

myjellybean 

The best place for girls to go!!

OMG all the girls on myjellybean are awsome! I love all you jellybeaners!! :-D

myjellybean by Alisa August 1, 2004

alisa 

Means "Joy" in Hebrew. Female name.

We named our child Alisa because she brought us joy.

alisa by Alisa April 30, 2004

anton chelnokov

Amazingly gorgeous talented aerialist now performing in Varekai. Formerly in Saltimbanco (Cirque du Soleil).

Anton is my love!

anton chelnokov by Alisa January 22, 2004