Ali T's definitions

turnout

To have a have a successfull emptying of the bowels through the rectum.

I say Betty, I had a great turnout on 't' pot today.

by Ali T May 30, 2005

Corn Hole

To stick your wang in her ass

Dude I corn holed his wife last night.

by Ali T January 6, 2007

speed stripe

When a whore has shaved her vaginal pubic hair so that it is in a stright line going stright down to the pussy lips

Tat whore has a speed stripe

by Ali T April 3, 2003

cum guzzeling

A whore who loves to suck dick and swallow jizz.

"Check out suzy stink bitch, she's a cum guzzeling whore"

by Ali T April 3, 2003

cock monster

(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.

Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.

by Ali T April 8, 2003

road law

A police officer who excells at use of the multiple chapters of motor vehicle law in an attempt to keep the motoring public alive and safe.

Also known as A25

Check out that guy, that's road law right there.

by Ali T April 8, 2003

cawk

A slang word for the male penis. Usally spoken with a northen accent.

That whore put on her stiletto boots and walked all over my cawk.

by Ali T April 18, 2003