Lauren

The kind of girl who will give you free ice cream.
Unless you are Eoin
Then you just have to suffer

W: hey Lauren can I have some.bubblegum please?
L: sure baby daddy , eoin is a busy idiot and doesn't deserve any ice cream MuahhahahahH!!!

by Alfred Nevermind July 15, 2018

Lovely lady who provides free ice cream to her friends and not Eoin cause he is a massive twat with okay facial hair

W: Hey Lauren can I have bubblegum?
L: Sure will , eoin is a twat and will never get ice cream! MuahhahahahH!

by Alfred Nevermind July 15, 2018

Silky smooth transition Mint

A man of great prowess.
Known for being able to smoothly merge and prolong conversations by adding a continuation in between.

MInty: Speaking of Black Mirror, what's the story with IM?

*Silky Smooth Transition Mint*

by Alfred Nevermind September 24, 2020