Alexi's definitions

jetsam

A neopet on the site called neopets.com

A jetsam is a shark-like neopet.

by Alexi August 2, 2003

Virtual Boy

A disgrace to the Nintendo name.

All you can see is RED in those blasted things.

by Alexi November 6, 2003

beggin strips

It's similar to bacon, but it's not, and it's also for dogs. But dogs think it's bacon!

Dog: I smell bacon! Where's the bacon? IT'S BACON!
Woman: That's not bacon, it's beggin strips!

by Alexi August 31, 2003

Ninturdo

The stupidest nickname for Nintendo. Seriously, I like Sony, X Box and Nintendo. It's people like this that make me want to start hating Sony.

....and I can say the same thing to that kid dissing Nintendo. If it weren't for Final Fantasy, Sony would have died out long ago. Now tell me, how does that make you feel?

by Alexi November 21, 2003

BEF

An insult for people who were born with big ears, despite the fact that it's not their fault they have big ears.

Lora is a BEF, she has ears like Dumbo.

by Alexi August 31, 2003

super nintendo

A nice gaming system that has great games like Chrono Trigger, and Illusion of Gaia.

My SNES has a great variety of games.

by Alexi August 3, 2003

mootix

A petpetpet for your neopet. it is quite confusing, is it not? If it is, then let me break it down for you. It's a pet for your petpet. The actual petpet is owned by your neopet. However, the petpetpet is owned by your petpet.

Sally has a mootix, he's so small. I think it's a cute little Mootix.

by Alexi November 5, 2003