Definitions by Alexi

Windows 

In my opinion, Windows is a fairly nice operating system that I haven't had any problems with since we installed XP.

Windows XP is better than Windows ME.

Windows by Alexi November 12, 2003

Windows ME 

A disgrace to the Windows name. It is chock full of errors and glitches.

Win ME user: Uh oh...Windows ME crashed again.
Win XP user: Install Windows XP today!

Windows ME by Alexi November 12, 2003

Viagra 

The type of spam I get in my e-mail box every day.

*reads e-mail* "Free Generic V.iagra",
"Online Pharmacy", "Can't get it up?", "Get V I A G R A and Phentermine Online!"

The weird thing is, is that I'm not a male.

Viagra by Alexi November 12, 2003

Parlez-Vous 

It means "Do you speak" in the French language.

Person 1: Parlez vous Francais?
Person 2: Oui. (oui means yes)

Parlez-Vous by Alexi November 11, 2003

weapon of mass insertion 

What a penis is. You can insert it into many things. For example: mouth, pussy, butthole, eyes.....

I have a weapon of mass insertion in my pants. Care to suck it?

weapon of mass insertion by Alexi November 11, 2003

KKKmart 

Where a Klan member shops

I am a member of the KKK, I get all my goods at the KKKmart.

KKKmart by Alexi November 7, 2003

Flamoro 

A pet at the site www.venetopia.com

It looks like a small serpent with weird looking wings.

The Flamoro looks odd.

Flamoro by Alexi November 6, 2003