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porn hot

Any chick who you would never fuck, but wouldn't mind seeing in a porno movie.
She's all scrawny and leathery; there's no way I'd fuck her, but if I saw her in a porno I'd jerk off so hard. I guess you could say she's porn hot.
by Alex Stockwell July 27, 2009
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guilty jerk

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.
Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.
by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009
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Take It Barry

A sex act where the woman straps on a dildo and sodomizes her man with it. The name comes from a scene in the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".
Yeah, take it! Take it! Take it Barry!
by Alex Stockwell August 18, 2009
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NAMGLA

Short for North American Man Gun Love Association. A joke name for the National Rifle Association, or NRA.
Hey, who's in charge of NAMGLA now that Chuck Heston's dead?
by Alex Stockwell July 6, 2009
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redneck

The reason so many people are embarassed to be white. The white equivalent of "niggas" as in Chris Rock's bit "Black People vs Niggas"; there's white people, and then there's rednecks, and rednecks have got to go.
While it's true not all douchebags are rednecks, all rednecks are douchebags.
by Alex Stockwell August 29, 2009
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Lancer

In the classic Five Man Band in fiction, the Lancer is the second string to the Hero, who often has the opposite personality to him. The best known example would be Han Solo, who is the Lancer to Luke Skywalker's hero.
Don't think of yourself as my second banana, think of yourself as my Lancer.
by Alex Stockwell December 26, 2010
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White Stripes

Awesome rock band from Detroit made up of the world's sexiest drummer and her ex-husband.
Somebody's screaming
Looking at the ceiling
Everything's so funny
I don't have any money
People don't even know me
But they know how to show me

Why can't you be nicer to me?

-White Stripes, Why Can't You Be Nicer To Me
by Alex Stockwell October 19, 2010
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