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She's all scrawny and leathery; there's no way I'd fuck her, but if I saw her in a porno I'd jerk off so hard. I guess you could say she's porn hot.
by Alex Stockwell July 27, 2009
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Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.
And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.
Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.
And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.
by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009
Get the guilty jerk mug.A sex act where the woman straps on a dildo and sodomizes her man with it. The name comes from a scene in the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".
by Alex Stockwell August 18, 2009
Get the Take It Barry mug.Short for North American Man Gun Love Association. A joke name for the National Rifle Association, or NRA.
by Alex Stockwell July 6, 2009
Get the NAMGLA mug.The reason so many people are embarassed to be white. The white equivalent of "niggas" as in Chris Rock's bit "Black People vs Niggas"; there's white people, and then there's rednecks, and rednecks have got to go.
by Alex Stockwell August 29, 2009
Get the redneck mug.In the classic Five Man Band in fiction, the Lancer is the second string to the Hero, who often has the opposite personality to him. The best known example would be Han Solo, who is the Lancer to Luke Skywalker's hero.
by Alex Stockwell December 26, 2010
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Looking at the ceiling
Everything's so funny
I don't have any money
People don't even know me
But they know how to show me
Why can't you be nicer to me?
-White Stripes, Why Can't You Be Nicer To Me
Looking at the ceiling
Everything's so funny
I don't have any money
People don't even know me
But they know how to show me
Why can't you be nicer to me?
-White Stripes, Why Can't You Be Nicer To Me
by Alex Stockwell October 19, 2010
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