Alex Stockwell's definitions

fuck pie

To have a rough, unkempt look.

When I fly, I don't care how I look, I'm just like fuck pie.

by Alex Stockwell August 20, 2006

shit-take song

When a radio DJ plays a longer song than usual, it's often because he has to take a shit, and wants to ensure the song doesn't end while he's still in the John.

Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Freebird" is a very popular shit-take song with DJs.

by Alex Stockwell July 5, 2014

resisting arrest

Police code for African Americans, and sometimes other minorities. Very popular with the LAPD.

I had to bash his head in, Captain. He was resisting arrest.

by Alex Stockwell June 15, 2007

republicans

A bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Are you telling me you're one of those uptight, blood-sucking republicans? Get against the wall!

by Alex Stockwell November 25, 2006

straight up Sith

When someone uses an absolutist tone where it doesn't belong, like when talking about movies. A reference to the line from Revenge of the Sith; "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

"Did you see that Last Jedi review that just went up?"
"Yeah, but I'm not watching it. That reviewer can be straight up Sith sometimes."

by Alex Stockwell December 20, 2018

balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

by Alex Stockwell November 5, 2006

fist related teeth disorder

A phrase coined by the character Lister on the British TV show "Red Dwarf". Used as a threat.

I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.

When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!

by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009