Alex Stockwell's definitions

no clue there

A comical way of implying that the way someone is at the moment is the way they are all the time.

"Hey, I think Joe's drunk."

"No clue there."

by Alex Stockwell January 17, 2008

incest

An act that is apparently less blasphemous than homosexuality, according to millions of Southerners.

I would commit incest before I fucked a guy!

by Alex Stockwell December 4, 2007

black wigger

A black person who acts so over-the-top stereotypical, you'd swear he was white.

Hey, check out the black wigger! Could he be any more stereotypical?

by Alex Stockwell January 29, 2019

redneck

The reason so many people are embarassed to be white. The white equivalent of "niggas" as in Chris Rock's bit "Black People vs Niggas"; there's white people, and then there's rednecks, and rednecks have got to go.

While it's true not all douchebags are rednecks, all rednecks are douchebags.

by Alex Stockwell August 29, 2009

straight up Sith

When someone uses an absolutist tone where it doesn't belong, like when talking about movies. A reference to the line from Revenge of the Sith; "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

"Did you see that Last Jedi review that just went up?"
"Yeah, but I'm not watching it. That reviewer can be straight up Sith sometimes."

by Alex Stockwell December 20, 2018

rimshot

When a guy pulls out during doggy-style, and cums all over the chick's asshole.

Facials and creampies are great, but for me, nothing's better than a good rimshot.

by Alex Stockwell March 14, 2018

Hadley's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, this states that the longer a debate on comedy goes on, the more likely one person will compare the other's sense of humor to Seltzer and Frieberg, aka Seltzerberg. Named for Internet radio personality Josh Hadley(Lost in the Static, Radiodrome), who tends to do this a lot.

"Dude, you liked that movie? It's like Seltzer and Frieberg!"

"Dude, you know you just confirmed Hadley's Law?"

by Alex Stockwell August 23, 2012