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A doo wop song, originally by the Four Deuces, then covered by the Mothers of Invention. WPLJ stands for White Port and Lemon Juice, and the lyrics are about what a tasty concoction this is.
I say WPLJ, really taste good to me
WPLJ, won't you take a drink with me
Well, it's a good good wine
It really make you feel so fine
(So fine, so fine, so fine)
WPLJ, won't you take a drink with me
Well, it's a good good wine
It really make you feel so fine
(So fine, so fine, so fine)
by Alex Stockwell July 15, 2007
Get the wplj mug.When a good actor is forced to star in a bad movie due to needing a lot of money fast, ie. sudden big tax bill.
How the hell did the Oogieloves movie get so many great actors?
Looks like the IRS Casting Agency had a hand.
Looks like the IRS Casting Agency had a hand.
by Alex Stockwell September 9, 2012
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Looking at the ceiling
Everything's so funny
I don't have any money
People don't even know me
But they know how to show me
Why can't you be nicer to me?
-White Stripes, Why Can't You Be Nicer To Me
Looking at the ceiling
Everything's so funny
I don't have any money
People don't even know me
But they know how to show me
Why can't you be nicer to me?
-White Stripes, Why Can't You Be Nicer To Me
by Alex Stockwell October 19, 2010
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Get the compassionate conservative mug.In the classic Five Man Band in fiction, the Lancer is the second string to the Hero, who often has the opposite personality to him. The best known example would be Han Solo, who is the Lancer to Luke Skywalker's hero.
by Alex Stockwell December 26, 2010
Get the Lancer mug.When someone uses an absolutist tone where it doesn't belong, like when talking about movies. A reference to the line from Revenge of the Sith; "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."
"Did you see that Last Jedi review that just went up?"
"Yeah, but I'm not watching it. That reviewer can be straight up Sith sometimes."
"Yeah, but I'm not watching it. That reviewer can be straight up Sith sometimes."
by Alex Stockwell December 20, 2018
Get the straight up Sith mug.I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.
When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!
When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!
by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009
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