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put your foot through a Van Gogh

To ruin something beautiful by trying to improve it.
You think I should lose weight?

Hey, don't put your foot through a Van Gogh, now.
by Alex Stockwell December 3, 2007
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pulling a dubya

To pretend to be stupid to get people to drop their guard, as many liberals(ie. Patton Oswalt) suspect President Bush of doing.
Patton Oswalt on "pulling a dubya": Bush isn't stupid, he's evil. There's a difference. When he talks about bombing Iraq, he's really eloquent and poetic, but when he talks about actually caring about another human being, that's when he tends to say things like "It's hard to put food on your family".
by Alex Stockwell June 28, 2007
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rimshot

When a guy pulls out during doggy-style, and cums all over the chick's asshole.
Facials and creampies are great, but for me, nothing's better than a good rimshot.
by Alex Stockwell March 14, 2018
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IRS Casting Agency

When a good actor is forced to star in a bad movie due to needing a lot of money fast, ie. sudden big tax bill.
How the hell did the Oogieloves movie get so many great actors?

Looks like the IRS Casting Agency had a hand.
by Alex Stockwell September 9, 2012
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Lancer

In the classic Five Man Band in fiction, the Lancer is the second string to the Hero, who often has the opposite personality to him. The best known example would be Han Solo, who is the Lancer to Luke Skywalker's hero.
Don't think of yourself as my second banana, think of yourself as my Lancer.
by Alex Stockwell December 26, 2010
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wplj

A doo wop song, originally by the Four Deuces, then covered by the Mothers of Invention. WPLJ stands for White Port and Lemon Juice, and the lyrics are about what a tasty concoction this is.
I say WPLJ, really taste good to me
WPLJ, won't you take a drink with me
Well, it's a good good wine
It really make you feel so fine
(So fine, so fine, so fine)
by Alex Stockwell July 15, 2007
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compassionate conservative

Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.
by Alex Stockwell May 25, 2007
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