Alex Stockwell's definitions

resisting arrest

Police code for African Americans, and sometimes other minorities. Very popular with the LAPD.

I had to bash his head in, Captain. He was resisting arrest.

by Alex Stockwell June 15, 2007

mickfro

Thick, curly hair as it grows on the head of a Scottish or Irish person.

Check out Sully, he is rockin' that mickfro!

by Alex Stockwell October 4, 2008

yellow snowball

When you kiss someone after they pee in your mouth, sharing their urine with them.

I tell ya, that chick's freaky! I hear she's into yellow snowballs!

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2018

sweat, anger, and shame

The scent one gives off after a sexual encounter with someone they swore they were done with, or would rather people didn't know about.

"What's that? Smells like sweat, anger, and shame."
-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

by Alex Stockwell March 4, 2011

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

fucked Buffy Summers

A colorful way of saying someone has sold out. Based on the character Angel on the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who lost his soul after having sex with Buffy.

I liked Soderbergh's older movies, before he fucked Buffy Summers.

by Alex Stockwell October 3, 2007

sleevejob

Similar to a handjob, a sleevejob is when you rub someone's genitals with some kind of cloth or fabric between your hand and their privates, like doing it with long sleeves, hence, a sleevejob. Because of the friction from the cloth, the resulting orgasm can be very intense.

"How'd you get in here?"
"Oh, I have my ways."
"Yeah, I'll bet you gave the guard a sleevejob!"
The Firesign Theatre, "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers"

by Alex Stockwell September 1, 2006