Alex Stockwell's definitions

sweat, anger, and shame

The scent one gives off after a sexual encounter with someone they swore they were done with, or would rather people didn't know about.

"What's that? Smells like sweat, anger, and shame."
-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

by Alex Stockwell March 4, 2011

yellow snowball

When you kiss someone after they pee in your mouth, sharing their urine with them.

I tell ya, that chick's freaky! I hear she's into yellow snowballs!

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2018

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

mickfro

Thick, curly hair as it grows on the head of a Scottish or Irish person.

Check out Sully, he is rockin' that mickfro!

by Alex Stockwell October 4, 2008

fucked Buffy Summers

A colorful way of saying someone has sold out. Based on the character Angel on the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, who lost his soul after having sex with Buffy.

I liked Soderbergh's older movies, before he fucked Buffy Summers.

by Alex Stockwell October 3, 2007

balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

by Alex Stockwell November 5, 2006

republicans

A bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Are you telling me you're one of those uptight, blood-sucking republicans? Get against the wall!

by Alex Stockwell November 25, 2006