Definitions by Alex Stockwell

Doctorate in Truthology 

Someone who spouts complete bullshit, with a wholly undeserved air of authority, can be said to have this.

"What kind of authority does this guy think he has, saying that shit like it's objective fact?"
"Apparently he has some kind of degree..."
"Yeah, Doctorate in Truthology!"

Doctorate in Truthology by Alex Stockwell March 13, 2019

black wigger 

A black person who acts so over-the-top stereotypical, you'd swear he was white.

Hey, check out the black wigger! Could he be any more stereotypical?

black wigger by Alex Stockwell January 29, 2019

straight up Sith

When someone uses an absolutist tone where it doesn't belong, like when talking about movies. A reference to the line from Revenge of the Sith; "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

"Did you see that Last Jedi review that just went up?"
"Yeah, but I'm not watching it. That reviewer can be straight up Sith sometimes."

straight up Sith by Alex Stockwell December 20, 2018

yellow snowball 

When you kiss someone after they pee in your mouth, sharing their urine with them.

I tell ya, that chick's freaky! I hear she's into yellow snowballs!

yellow snowball by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2018

rimshot

When a guy pulls out during doggy-style, and cums all over the chick's asshole.

Facials and creampies are great, but for me, nothing's better than a good rimshot.

rimshot by Alex Stockwell March 14, 2018

metro-lesbian 

The reverse of metrosexual, a straight woman who dresses and wears her hair like a lesbian.

Good lord, does that metro-lesbian looks get me hot!

metro-lesbian by Alex Stockwell May 18, 2017

cinematic justice warrior 

Someone who obsesses over movies they don't like, to the point of making a personal crusade out of them. Often have an Objectivist view towards these movies, believing that everybody should hate them, and anyone who doesn't is clearly low on intelligence. CJW for short.

"Jesus Christ, now they're doing Aquaman? When are people gonna wake up to the fact that DC movies are fucking awful?"

"Okay, I'm going to shut you down right now, pal, because I have no patience for that cinematic justice warrior bullshit."

cinematic justice warrior by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2017