Alex Stockwell's definitions

black wigger

A black person who acts so over-the-top stereotypical, you'd swear he was white.

Hey, check out the black wigger! Could he be any more stereotypical?

by Alex Stockwell January 29, 2019

incest

An act that is apparently less blasphemous than homosexuality, according to millions of Southerners.

I would commit incest before I fucked a guy!

by Alex Stockwell December 4, 2007

objectivism

Politically-correct term for evil.

"Please, we don't use the word 'avarice' around here. We prefer 'objectivism'."

by Alex Stockwell November 21, 2013

mickfro

Thick, curly hair as it grows on the head of a Scottish or Irish person.

Check out Sully, he is rockin' that mickfro!

by Alex Stockwell October 4, 2008

yellow snowball

When you kiss someone after they pee in your mouth, sharing their urine with them.

I tell ya, that chick's freaky! I hear she's into yellow snowballs!

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2018

cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

sweat, anger, and shame

The scent one gives off after a sexual encounter with someone they swore they were done with, or would rather people didn't know about.

"What's that? Smells like sweat, anger, and shame."
-Stewie Griffin, Family Guy

by Alex Stockwell March 4, 2011