175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle
by Alex Quantashassle June 21, 2005
Same meanings as the word 'barstard', but used with the accent that most people outside of America pronounce it with.
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
Slang for masturbation. Derived from the Moroccan language, where the word for cheese and the word for masturbate are one and the same.
"Where's Ratmann?"
"Oh, he's cheesing in the bathroom."
"I see, and how did you know that?"
"Uh....hmm...."
"Oh, he's cheesing in the bathroom."
"I see, and how did you know that?"
"Uh....hmm...."
by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005
by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005
Really dodgy half-price cereal you buy because you want to save money which you pour into a bowl, only to find that it is littered with assorted pubic hairs.
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
When someone bleaches their hair properly, it's bright whitish-yellow all the way through. However, fashion, in all it's glory (sarcastic), has made it stylish to have poorly, half-bleached hair of the colour urine-yellow with black roots. This form of quasi-bleach is known as 'each'/'eaching' your hair.
by Alex Quantashassle June 20, 2005
by Alex Quantashassle May 27, 2005