arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

as the actress said to the bishop

Phrs. A jocular catch phrase that draws attention to an otherwise innocent statement by imbuing sexual innuendo. Other variations include "as the mistress said to the gardener".

"as the actress said to the bishop"

by Alex Quantashassle April 10, 2005

avvy

Noun. Afternoon. See 'this avvy'.

"See you this avvy, Dave."

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

ensures

Things that you have acquired to stop certain things from happening. E.g. insurance prevents bankruptcy. Used by Western Australian yuppies.

"Right, so we're going skydiving. Got all the ensures you need?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

away with the mixer

Phrs. Not quite in touch with reality, in a dreamy state. (Merseyside British use)

"Have you seen Debbie lately? God, she's really away with the mixer, i'n't she!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

heart of gold

Something Neil Young can't find.

(also, someone really nice)

"'I've been a miner for a heart of goooldd-'"

"Hey, good song!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 21, 2005

Barstard

Same meanings as the word 'barstard', but used with the accent that most people outside of America pronounce it with.

"John Howard is such a barstard! I just hate him!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005