Alex Quantashassle's definitions

position

How you're having sex with your partner.

"What's our position tonight, booba?"
"63-z"
"Oh dear"

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005

prevention

A synonym of contraception.

"Hey, byatch! Youse got protection on yer bling bling?"

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005

precaution

Precaution is the act of making sure nuffin bad happens to you.

"Rightio, you're about to have sex for the first time. Have you taken plently of precautions?"

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005

awlarse

Noun. A contemptible person. Also auldarse, allarse. Possibly from old arse. (Merseyside British use)

"You can be such an awlarse at times!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

arse load

Noun. In large quantities, a lot of, a great amount. British.

"She's given me arse loads of paperwork to complete before lunch."

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

skooj

A contemptable individual. (i.e. someone you don't like). Suburban slang.

"My teacher's a skooj! He always keeps us in!"
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

recommended

To be recommended, is to be paticularly favoured sexually in a circle of the opposite (or sometimes, same) sex.

"Hey Dave! You lucky devil, you!"
"Wha?"
"Heh heh, words goin' 'round that you're getting pretty highly recommended!"
"Oh wow!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005