Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

Reginald 

The posh englishman's way of referring to the male private parts.

"Oh, old reginald's having a bit of trouble, is he?"

Reginald by Alex Quantashassle July 18, 2008

madly 

Country slang for being a bit reclusive, a bit unorthidox, a bit unchristian, and a bit eccentric.

Willie Nelson could be said to be a bit madly because he's never been known as a very talkative fellow.

madly by Alex Quantashassle July 18, 2008

dean

A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.

"I just programmed Netscape in Perl! Bow to me, people."
"Aaah, Zac, yer such a dean!"

dean by Alex Quantashassle July 16, 2008

achievement 

Successfully reaching OG during a sexual act.

"Britney Spears! Britney Spears! Britney Spears! Brit-........... uhh..... achievement!"
"Oh that's just sad."
"For ****'s sake! I'm in here! Get out!"

achievement by Alex Quantashassle July 16, 2008

service 

Prostitute intercourse.

"I had service last night."
"....at least it's safe to shake your hand again."

service by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

goldie 

Something that really stands out amongst a pack of mediocres. Surburban slang.

"Hey, I know! A double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm"
"Now that's a real goldie!"

goldie by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

cheese 

Slang for masturbation. Derived from the Moroccan language, where the word for cheese and the word for masturbate are one and the same.

"Where's Ratmann?"
"Oh, he's cheesing in the bathroom."
"I see, and how did you know that?"
"Uh....hmm...."

cheese by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008