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Something Neil Young can't find.

(also, someone really nice)
"'I've been a miner for a heart of goooldd-'"

"Hey, good song!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 21, 2005
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Same meanings as the word 'barstard', but used with the accent that most people outside of America pronounce it with.
"John Howard is such a barstard! I just hate him!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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Slang for masturbation. Derived from the Moroccan language, where the word for cheese and the word for masturbate are one and the same.
"Where's Ratmann?"
"Oh, he's cheesing in the bathroom."
"I see, and how did you know that?"
"Uh....hmm...."
by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005
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What you say when things are not too wonderul at all.
"Looks like you got a D in History, Jacko!"
"Wonderful."
by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005
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Really dodgy half-price cereal you buy because you want to save money which you pour into a bowl, only to find that it is littered with assorted pubic hairs.
"Just bought a another box of pubix the other day, god I tell you, you gotta be careful!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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When someone bleaches their hair properly, it's bright whitish-yellow all the way through. However, fashion, in all it's glory (sarcastic), has made it stylish to have poorly, half-bleached hair of the colour urine-yellow with black roots. This form of quasi-bleach is known as 'each'/'eaching' your hair.
It's trashy, greasy and smelly. Leave your hair alone.
by Alex Quantashassle June 20, 2005
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Used to indicate the original location, situation, etc.
"The bogan is from South Of The River."
by Alex Quantashassle May 27, 2005
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