Alex's definitions

relaz

To take things easy, comes from combining relax and e-z

Relaz

by Alex November 4, 2003

assgoblin

Sam Chazen. Someone who does cross country and has curly blond hair. Enjoys frolicing in peoples assholes, especially large mexican guys.

Guy #1 : Dude, Sam is such an assgoblin
Guy #2 : I know, what an assgoblin.

by Alex November 10, 2003

Misho

When you go totally crazy and start swinging your arms around like a crazy nut.

Did you see him pulling a misho today and beating on Janakass

by Alex March 15, 2005

BLZ PLZ

Internet slang incorporating "Blaze" (BLZ) and "Please" (PLZ)

Do you want to BLZ PLZ?
(Would you like to blaze, please. I have a joint.)

Can we PLZ BLZ
(Let's all get stoned!)

BLZ PLZ LOLZ!
(All our problems can be solved by simply blazing)

by Alex May 26, 2004

carney crack

the excessive amount of sugar that's put on carnival food

I went to the fair last night and the donuts were fully covered in carny crack.

by Alex September 26, 2003

chicken head

one who is preppy in all ways

(likes to go to clubs, dresses up, hangs with other preps)

i used to be friends with that guy, but ever since he became a chickenhead he became annoying

by alex July 31, 2004

Brown Eye

another persons asshole

that girl wanted me to stick it in her brown eye

by alex March 15, 2005