Alex's definitions

heroic hector

a person who treats hos, bitches, tricks, and sluts good, respectfully, or like a decent person which they don't deserve

you see that heroic hector over there? hes treating that slut like shes a queen.

by Alex May 6, 2005

cranages

Something that an individual loves... or is in touch with

Alex is in touch with guys cranages
DAMN! look at thoes cranages.

by Alex June 30, 2004

s0rdid

A guy who is low and likes chips. He eats cake and marmellows with his chips. He plays HI.

Salad fingers - almost identical in intellect and fortune figures.

by Alex November 5, 2004

bundle fucked

A recent development in the Console Wars, when stores make a system availiable for pre-order only when you buy a ridiculously expensive bundle of games and accessories with it.

When I pre-ordered my Xbox 360, I was bundle fucked by the store, they made me pay $2000 for a 360 and 8 copies of Bloodwake

by Alex September 1, 2008

butterbutt

a woman who is very attractive, except she has a large or unattractive butt.

Oh man, that chick is so hot. Oh wait, nevermind, she's a butterbutt.

Man, she looks hot... but her BUTT.

by Alex September 28, 2004

Jiff

To give a hand job to

She gave him a jiff every morning before work

by Alex August 21, 2003

nu-metal

Shit-assed "music"

1. Korn, slipknot, couple examples of cumwadded music

2.
Nu-metal-wanna-be-poser-dick: I IS A GOTH KORN IS BLACK METAL IM EVIL I WORSHIP SATAN!
Some dude: Shut the fuck up mother fucker or ill wrap you around my cock and fuck an elephant

by Alex March 22, 2004