Alex's definitions

Instant orgasm

when someone jacks off on someones head

i dunno

by Alex May 27, 2003

Thule Rack

one who is socially maladjusted; a lame person.
A poser, someone who tries too hard to fit in.

Johnny fell down the stairs and dropped all his books. Sally exclaims, "What a thule rack!"
A person who dresses a certain way to impress people, Kristen wears a t-shirt of a band she only saw once on MTV.

by ALEX March 12, 2003

fart blaster

A large muffler that creates a farting noise when added to the exhaust system of a four cylinder car. Generally having a large, chrome tip of about 4" in diameter or larger. These mufflers remove backpressure from the exhaust while also reducing low end torque in most engines, this occasionally makes cars slower than stock off the line and not much faster anywhere else.

"Why does every moron with a civic and $300 feel the need to install a fart blaster?"

by alex November 13, 2004

clampit

A person that is born with more than one head and has one clamped off.

Did you know that Billy is a clampit.

by Alex November 23, 2004

carney crack

the excessive amount of sugar that's put on carnival food

I went to the fair last night and the donuts were fully covered in carny crack.

by Alex September 26, 2003

BLZ PLZ

Internet slang incorporating "Blaze" (BLZ) and "Please" (PLZ)

Do you want to BLZ PLZ?
(Would you like to blaze, please. I have a joint.)

Can we PLZ BLZ
(Let's all get stoned!)

BLZ PLZ LOLZ!
(All our problems can be solved by simply blazing)

by Alex May 26, 2004

Can't be arsed

Idiom:

To be seriously demotivated.
To be disinclined to get off one's arse.
To be unwilling to do something.

I just can't be arsed

by Alex January 9, 2004