Adelbert Steiner's definitions

Thats a given

Uttered when someone says something that is obviously true.

The phrase was originally invented by me before rising into popularity.

Random dude 811: Final Fantasy IX is the best game ever.
Me: Thats a given.

Random Dude 499: Sri Lanka is amazing at cricket!
Me: Thats a given.

(^Well, according to me at least ^o^)

Random dude 911: George Bush sucks!
Me: Thats a given.

(according to everyone)

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

Beatrix

Hot gal from Final Fantasy IX. Even though she has an eye patch, she never fails to beat the hell outta all her opponents. Ends up hooking up with the smexy Adelbert Steiner after switching sides.

Woah, Beatrix just killed my party for the hundredth time! Dammit, she's just too strong!

by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008

gwok

'Gwok' is the sound made by oglops from Final Fantasy IX

'I got turned into an oglop, gwok'

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

stiltzkin

A cool lookin, cool talkin moogle in Final Fantasy IX. Makes a cameo in FFCC as well. Buy stuff off him at bargain prices.

Stiltzkin is so clever kupo! I wanna be just like him!

by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008

final fantasy: the spirits within

Biggest Commercial Failure Ever

Square just lost millions of pounds because of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within so they had to merge with Enix!

by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008

Jeebers

What Homer Simpson calls Jesus. Many people believe 'Jeebers' to be spelt as 'Jebus', but then my subtitles must be lying because they spell it as Jeebers. Anyway, whatever happens, Jeebers will be looking down on you, watching your every move. Have fun!

Save me Jeebers, I dont know what to do! Save me!

Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.

DOW! Mmmmm, Chestnuts

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

brainwashed

See fundamentalism

Those kids at Jesus camp have been brainwashed. Religion isnt fact and it isnt supported by evidence. Children shouldnt be brainwashed into thinking it is.

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008