Adelbert Steiner's definitions

Beatrix

Hot gal from Final Fantasy IX. Even though she has an eye patch, she never fails to beat the hell outta all her opponents. Ends up hooking up with the smexy Adelbert Steiner after switching sides.

Woah, Beatrix just killed my party for the hundredth time! Dammit, she's just too strong!

by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008

brainwash

See fundamentalism

Religious fundamentalism can brainwash kids at an early age.

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

final fantasy: the spirits within

Biggest Commercial Failure Ever

Square just lost millions of pounds because of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within so they had to merge with Enix!

by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008

brainwashed

See fundamentalism

Those kids at Jesus camp have been brainwashed. Religion isnt fact and it isnt supported by evidence. Children shouldnt be brainwashed into thinking it is.

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

zidane tribal

Main character of Final Fantasy IX. He is a genome with a tail. He's also a thief with a decent sense of humour.

"Oooh, soft!" - Zidane tribal's remark after pinching Garnet's ass

"You don't need a reason to help people"

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

gwok

'Gwok' is the sound made by oglops from Final Fantasy IX

'I got turned into an oglop, gwok'

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

Thats a given

Uttered when someone says something that is obviously true.

The phrase was originally invented by me before rising into popularity.

Random dude 811: Final Fantasy IX is the best game ever.
Me: Thats a given.

Random Dude 499: Sri Lanka is amazing at cricket!
Me: Thats a given.

(^Well, according to me at least ^o^)

Random dude 911: George Bush sucks!
Me: Thats a given.

(according to everyone)

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008