Adelbert Steiner's definitions

zidane tribal

Main character of Final Fantasy IX. He is a genome with a tail. He's also a thief with a decent sense of humour.

"Oooh, soft!" - Zidane tribal's remark after pinching Garnet's ass

"You don't need a reason to help people"

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

Thats a given

Uttered when someone says something that is obviously true.

The phrase was originally invented by me before rising into popularity.

Random dude 811: Final Fantasy IX is the best game ever.
Me: Thats a given.

Random Dude 499: Sri Lanka is amazing at cricket!
Me: Thats a given.

(^Well, according to me at least ^o^)

Random dude 911: George Bush sucks!
Me: Thats a given.

(according to everyone)

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

gwok

'Gwok' is the sound made by oglops from Final Fantasy IX

'I got turned into an oglop, gwok'

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

Jeebers

What Homer Simpson calls Jesus. Many people believe 'Jeebers' to be spelt as 'Jebus', but then my subtitles must be lying because they spell it as Jeebers. Anyway, whatever happens, Jeebers will be looking down on you, watching your every move. Have fun!

Save me Jeebers, I dont know what to do! Save me!

Homer. Homer Simpson. He's the the greatest man in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree.

DOW! Mmmmm, Chestnuts

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

brainwashed

See fundamentalism

Those kids at Jesus camp have been brainwashed. Religion isnt fact and it isnt supported by evidence. Children shouldnt be brainwashed into thinking it is.

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

Beatrix

Hot gal from Final Fantasy IX. Even though she has an eye patch, she never fails to beat the hell outta all her opponents. Ends up hooking up with the smexy Adelbert Steiner after switching sides.

Woah, Beatrix just killed my party for the hundredth time! Dammit, she's just too strong!

by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008

Final Fantasy 7 remake

Something that will take forever to come out.

"How long is she gonna stay in there!? Man, the Final Fantasy 7 remake will come out before she does!"

WARNING: Do not say this in front of your gf unless if said gf has a crush on Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth or all three of them.* If thats the case you may want to break up with them anyway.

*or Quina.

by Adelbert Steiner April 7, 2008