Adelbert Steiner's definitions
Uttered when something someone says is nonsensical or just plain stupid.
The phrase was originally invented by me before becoming popular.
The phrase was originally invented by me before becoming popular.
by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

An insect like creature found in the game Final Fantasy IX. They seem to be disgusting creatures, especially to Steiner. They make the sound 'gwok' and bounce around, generally providing comic relief. Examples include when Eiko puts an Oglop in the stew that Zidane eats and when Regent Cid Fabool of Lindblum gets turned into one by his wife.
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008

The Tamil Tigers aka the LTTE are a group of Tamils fighting for Tamil Eelam. They were set up to fight against the discriminatory Sinhalese government's attempts to treat Tamils living in Sri Lanka as second class citizens.
However, in their attempts to do this they ended up stooping down to immoral acts - although they did not commit as many attrocities against civilians as the Sinhalese government did.
Whilst they are a terrorist organisation, mostly interested in their own agenda, they are less responsible for the conflict in Sri Lanka than the government. Now that they have been pretty much defeated, the Sinhalese government will have a free reign and if something is not done there is a danger that there will be a genocide. Tamil civilians in Sri Lanka must be helped!
However, in their attempts to do this they ended up stooping down to immoral acts - although they did not commit as many attrocities against civilians as the Sinhalese government did.
Whilst they are a terrorist organisation, mostly interested in their own agenda, they are less responsible for the conflict in Sri Lanka than the government. Now that they have been pretty much defeated, the Sinhalese government will have a free reign and if something is not done there is a danger that there will be a genocide. Tamil civilians in Sri Lanka must be helped!
The Tamil Tigers may be bad but they haven't murdered as many innocent people as the Sinhalese government.
by Adelbert Steiner May 30, 2009

A character called Adelbert Steiner from the videogame Final Fantasy IX. He is Captain of the Knights of Pluto and goes around shouting a lot. Nevertheless or perhaps by consequence he has a small cult following consisting of those who believe him to be God.
There are many other Steiners. Bear in mind that all of them are named after the almighty and omnipotent Adelbert Steiner. These include some wrestlers and some philosopher guy.
There are many other Steiners. Bear in mind that all of them are named after the almighty and omnipotent Adelbert Steiner. These include some wrestlers and some philosopher guy.
I am Adelbert Steiner and I will not work with you conniving thieves!
We have succeeded by the good will of the great Lord Steiner!
We have succeeded by the good will of the great Lord Steiner!
by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

Final Fantasy IX is so underrated man!
by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008
