28 definitions by Adelbert Steiner

final fantasy: the spirits within

Biggest Commercial Failure Ever

Square just lost millions of pounds because of Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within so they had to merge with Enix!

by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008

brainwash

See fundamentalism

Religious fundamentalism can brainwash kids at an early age.

by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

Baku

Guy from Final Fantasy IX. He is the leader of Tantalus, a band of thieves. Goes around saying 'Gwahahaha!'

Baku is funny. Gwahahaha!

by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008

Brahne

The morbidly obeice mother of the beautiful Princess Garnet in Final Fantasy IX. Naturally she isnt the legitimate mother. Brahne turns bad but is killed by Kuja who turns her own summon against her by using the Invincible (an airship).

That elephant woman Brahne is here again!

OMG, Brahne is hawwwt. Almost as hawt as Quina!

by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008

Beatrix

Hot gal from Final Fantasy IX. Even though she has an eye patch, she never fails to beat the hell outta all her opponents. Ends up hooking up with the smexy Adelbert Steiner after switching sides.

Woah, Beatrix just killed my party for the hundredth time! Dammit, she's just too strong!

by Adelbert Steiner March 21, 2008

ivalice

An exciting world filled with betrayal, revenge and hot bunny women.

"My favourite world in Final Fantasy is Ivalice!"

by Adelbert Steiner April 8, 2008

Final Fantasy 7 remake

Something that will take forever to come out.

"How long is she gonna stay in there!? Man, the Final Fantasy 7 remake will come out before she does!"

WARNING: Do not say this in front of your gf unless if said gf has a crush on Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth or all three of them.* If thats the case you may want to break up with them anyway.

*or Quina.

by Adelbert Steiner April 7, 2008