Aaron's definitions

smurfberries

This is another word for triple c, since they are red, have a sweet taste, and if you take enough of them then you start tripping like a smurf. The safe dosage is usually 6, though I've taken up to 8 without any trouble. Wouldn't suggest going over this though. Besides DXM, the other chemical in these is really dangerous, and can make for a very nasty & painful overdose.

Me and my friend were popping some smurfberries earlier.

by Aaron September 18, 2004

))<>((

The "Back and forth" poop sign popularized by the movie "Me, You, and Everyone We Know" the )) and (( are two butts, and the <> is poop going back and forth between the two butts. This was supposedly "invented" by a young boy talking to a 40 year old woman on a chat room and pooping "back and forth, forever" is his idea of romance.

"))<>((
You poop into my butt hole and I poop into your butt hole ... back and forth ... forever." - Robby (age 6) (Me, You, and Everyone We Know)

by Aaron June 19, 2006

Katifo

Unconcious due to traumatic injury.
An alternate spelling of ktfo, which gives it a pronunciation.

The brick hit him in the head, and he was katifo.

by Aaron March 29, 2004

spike morris

sucks

man spike sucks

by aaron October 6, 2003

foo'

like foo except with proper use of the apostrophe for the omission of the letter l. A contraction of the word fool

Fast food will make you fat foo'!

by Aaron December 23, 2004

maowle

Male: An annoying person who believes themselves to be cool and attractive to the opposite sex. Therefore they have no friends, and are as appealing to the opposite sex as a vasectomy.
Female: An odd looking girl who looks like a mole or other small rodent. Normally she has no sex appeal and will still be a virgin by the age of 30. They tend to go towards big coats, to hide their fragile, mouse-like physique.

Male: Oh, you're such a maowle, making a shit joke like that.
Female: Eurgh, what a maowle!

by Aaron December 8, 2004

gruffles

(interjection) like a curse word or "wow!"

"did you see that girl last night?"
"gruffles man, she was hot!"

"what the gruffles did you just say to me?"

by Aaron May 10, 2003