Definitions by ANONYMOOSE

Whip-a-Dick 

When you're with a guy and he unexpectedly takes out his penis

Jessica: So I was with Brian last night, just chilling at his house, when he Whip-a-Dicked me.
Emily: What the fuck!?! No way!
Jessica: I know right! But I told him I wasn't into him like that. Sorry, not sorry.

Whip-a-Dick by Anonymoose March 28, 2015

Bootyful 

When someone has a nice ass, but you don't want to come off as an asshole trying to get some.

Rachel: He was so nice, he called me beautiful. What was weird though, is he kinda stretched the "e a u" part it almost sounded like "o's".

Christina: Oh no Rach he called you bootyful, not beautiful. He thinks you have a nice ass.

Rachel: He said what now? Oh girl thanks for telling me, avoided that real quick.

Bootyful by Anonymoose March 28, 2015

Ass juice 

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

Ass juice by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

Smeoted 

Some men eat oreos twice every day

This word was created by accident from auto correct and we decided to make it into a word

"You see him over there? Yeah, I heard he is a Smeoted."

"He Smeoted, for a whole 4 months."

"I am going to get so Smeoted, all week"

"My New Years resolution, is to Smeoted for a whole year."

"But I wanna get Smeoted wasted!!"

Smeoted by Anonymoose January 16, 2015

Watermelons 

Big pieces of fruit which typically hang off women's bodies

Wow look at casies watermelons they look delicious

Watermelons by ANONYMOOSE July 16, 2014

plano 

Place you want to complain about when you have no life, home, or friends.

I'm going to bash Plano because I'm a puss who will have no rammifications for what I say on the internet!

plano by anonyMOOSE November 3, 2004

juteresting 

just when this was getting interesting

Derived from an instant messanger conversation where AOL managed to drop "st when this was getting in" from the phrase in transmission, and confusing the bejezes out of both people in the conversation.

As much as I hate to interrupt you juteresting, I think I have to go

juteresting by Anonymoose October 12, 2004