ADAM's definitions

neeb

A word used by true computer game dependant people to describe someone who is new at an online game and doesn't yet really know how to play the way that the dependants do. While the dependants THINK that this is a mockery of the noob, this is truely a mockery of their own lame computer lives. A person who calls someone a neeb, is in NEED of a social life of any kind.

He shot his own guy then ran into a wall!
Yeah then I shot him to death!
He;s a total NEEB.

by Adam July 19, 2005

the kinison

This band is not newly hip Garage-Rock, they are definitely not nu-metal they are just a brash, young group with a mind numbing sound that are more than ready to get in your face. One thing is for sure, the boredom they lived through in their native Illinois gave them more than enough inspiration and material to sing about and heave on stage. mmm i love the kinison

the kinison are the best fucking band in the world

by adam February 10, 2005

Beef stew

While taking a shit, the method of pulling your butt cheeks apart, and bouncing up and down on the toilet along with patting your head to get that last peice of poo to fall. Just like getting that last peice of beef from a can of stew.

After a real greasy meal, steve had to go to the bathroom and drop a beef stew.

by Adam October 18, 2004

BTS

Better Than Sex

These mashed potatoes are BTS!

by adam December 25, 2003

damn scavenger

a really aggressive person who is persistent in their ways.

samantha wouldn't give sven his yearbook so i called her a damn scavenger!

by adam February 16, 2005

Jeekez

Something that is just like sooo fucking lame

John loves purple rhino asses...
he is soooo jeekez

by Adam December 25, 2004

boink

The old American equivalent to "shag."

Boinking is good, because it is generic for almost any heavy sexual activity.

by Adam May 7, 2004