ACG2x's definitions

halfway crook

A poser. Someone who professes to live one style of life but reality tells a much different story.

Used as a diss in freestyleraping to describe someone who claims to be a thug or hard but is very much the opposite.

Guy 1- "Yo', Ja Rule is the realest nigga representin' the streets!"
Guy 2- "Hell no he ain't! He's a halfway crook"

by ACG2x March 4, 2005

The Rapists

Mispronounced category of "Therapists" by Sean Connery on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy.

Trebek: "Sean Connery, why don't you pick."
Connery: "I'll take The/rapists for twenty!"
Trebek: "It's actually not THE RAPISTS..."

by ACG2x August 5, 2004

Almost Porn

Softcore pornography either in video or image form that does not show penetration, and usually has very brief shots of both the male penis or female vagina. There are also no cumshots for either partner shown on camera. You may often find these types of videos on Cinnemax or HBO2 late at night.

Since my scrambling box doesn't work for the Spice Channel, I have to settle for Cinnemax and Almost Porn

by ACG2x January 6, 2004