a derogatory term for someone under the age of 13 or something, though most assholes call people under 18 children. contrary to popular belief, children are the best form of human that has ever existed, due to their innocence, uninhibited creativity, friendliness, and irresistible humor. all children are born with large amounts of creativity and imagination, though society quickly hushes that away so they can become an ass-faced drone to keep the modern society alive. children are a blessing, as they have yet to be turned into temper-mental assholes because life keeps pissing on their faces. however, some children can keep their souls, seeing that society is only tearing them down, so they lift themselves up and realize that life is testing you, and if you know that EVERYTHING IS AWESOME, you will pass, and be happy until you die and transcend into glob-world.
Adult 1: ha! look at that child!
Adult 2: yeah, he can't do anything.
Child: *builds completely original and awesome thing out of LEGOs, completely showing up anything the adults had ever done in their lives*
Adult 1:... holy crap
Adult 2:... he's an adult in disguise!
Child: naw, I'm just better than you in every way. just like all the other children on the earth.
Adult 2: yeah, he can't do anything.
Child: *builds completely original and awesome thing out of LEGOs, completely showing up anything the adults had ever done in their lives*
Adult 1:... holy crap
Adult 2:... he's an adult in disguise!
Child: naw, I'm just better than you in every way. just like all the other children on the earth.
by A-person_yay February 22, 2014
Get the childmug. to be so interested in your own thoughts, your brain stops focusing on the reception from your senses. You only snap out of it when, 1) you realize you zoned out and subsequently "come back into the real world", 2) something happens that catches your attention, like say a major movement in front of your face, or 3) someone says your name.
When the principle came into to talk to us about Jacob running away from school on his longboard, I was so bored by that old hag that I had to zone out in five seconds. I snapped out of it when she stopped talking, and guess what I was thinking about? A sandwich.
by A-person_yay May 20, 2014
Get the zone outmug. 1. the butt of a donkey
2. someone who has traits of both an ass and a butt
3. used to get someone's attention and piss them off while sounding cool and hilarious to bystanders
4. a word uttered loudly in the presence of authority figures to show your not afraid to break the rules. (because we all know that rules were made to be broken :D)
2. someone who has traits of both an ass and a butt
3. used to get someone's attention and piss them off while sounding cool and hilarious to bystanders
4. a word uttered loudly in the presence of authority figures to show your not afraid to break the rules. (because we all know that rules were made to be broken :D)
1. go stick your face in that assbutt
2.you're such an assbutt!
3. hey assbutt! *throws grenade at pile of TNT next to an asshole's butt*
4.
BOSS: so, I want everyone to put down the drinks-
Guy: assbutt!
2.you're such an assbutt!
3. hey assbutt! *throws grenade at pile of TNT next to an asshole's butt*
4.
BOSS: so, I want everyone to put down the drinks-
Guy: assbutt!
by A-person_yay February 22, 2014
Get the assbuttmug. Guy1: oh my gosh, that white guy is playing against a bunch of black guys!
Guy2: oh my gosh, the black guy is so white.
Guy3: oh my gosh, who gives a shit what ethnicity they are? Stop stereotyping.
Guy2: oh my gosh, the black guy is so white.
Guy3: oh my gosh, who gives a shit what ethnicity they are? Stop stereotyping.
by A-person_yay July 28, 2014
Get the Ethnicitymug. The current pre-determined expanse of time consisting of 24 hours that is unfolding at the exact moment that your consciousness is expierencing for the first time.
by A-person_yay May 09, 2014
Get the Todaymug. 90% of the definitions on this website.
90% of the definitions on this website are bullshit. They're just illiterate douchebags who ruin their lives with drugs and being arrested 30 thousand times.
by A-person_yay April 28, 2014
Get the bullshitmug. the opposite of a fact; an opinion is Someone's personal judgement on something. Things like quality of TV shows, movies, books, people, bands, etc etc are all opinions. Stupid people often believe that their opinion is a fact and that everyone who disagrees with them is a moron. (I.e. Everyone who is involved in politics) opinions are, by their very nature, not factual, nor false. Things like tv shows movies, books, etc are all subjective mediums, which means their quality differs from person to person based on their opinions.
An opinion would be " George Bush is stupid" or "anime is for kids". A fact would be "George Bush is a human male and former president of the USA" or "anime is a type of animated tv show".
by A-person_yay November 15, 2014
Get the Opinionmug.