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Cocomelon

The worst channel on youtube. Featuring:
Cringe nursery rhymes
Half hour long videos
The whole channel is just uncomfortable to watch.

Needless to say it is threatening pewdiepie's position as most subscribed youtuber as well, which is unacceptable.

Gamers, gather your forces, this will be a tough war.
What you can do in this holy war against blasphemous Cocomelon:
Dislike the videos
Leave spam comment on the videos
Post a rick roll in the comments section
Report the videos for spam
Block them
Spread the word so that more parents can be freed from this stupidity
If for any reason cocomelon is recommended to you block it to state your firm opinion to the algorithm.
I am planning to put add on mtr telling people to unsub to cocomelon and sub to pewdiepie, both advertisement style and propaganda style
by A dying goat June 22, 2020
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NASA food

Highly processed and coloured food which will not even make you feel satisfied. Kept in airtight packets and you only need to add water to eat it. Designed just to make you full. There is no flavour, weird shapes and taste like air.
P.S. the containers looked like laboratory apparatus.
Why is the cheese so bland? Is this NASA food?
by A dying goat November 25, 2017
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first

Retard on a youtube video: first yaaay!
Me: nobody cares...
by A dying goat February 25, 2020
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shittyflute

A youtuber who makes recorder, flute and kazoo (ususally all of them together) covers for popular/meme music for the fun of it. The videos features the artist with a recorder or flute stuck in his/her mouth.
With the popularity of the channel, shittyflute became a meme itself and inspired others to make their terrible flute covers as well. Nowadays, it can mean both the YouTuber or the art of flute/recorder covers, and the action of doing so.
I just shittyfluted many songs with my terrible recorder skills.
by A dying goat September 5, 2019
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Yunnan noodle

A kind of Chinese food which contains white noodles made from fine rice and various natrual ingredients, such as mushrooms, bean sprouts and chili sauce. They may vary according to region.
Because of its diversity in ingredients, it can also be used to describe anything that has a lot of different kinds of things in a small area, such as a meme sharing website.
Weird? Sports? Internet? Cartoons? Vine is such a bowl of Yunnan noodles!
by A dying goat December 8, 2017
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Holesome

A really uncomfortable and/or cringeworthy and annoying person/thing/incident.
Guy 1: Oh look some boy scouts. And we are big haters of them. They seemed to be coming to pick us off.
Guy 2: Holesome. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
by A dying goat August 21, 2017
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USA

An insult.
U
S uck
A ss

A good one because the first thing that springs to mind is the country, the meaning is not obvious.
Person 1: *goes on losing streak*
Person 2: USA!
Person 1: Your dumb
Person 2: I mean, U, Suck, Ass!
by A dying goat May 7, 2018
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