A dying goat's definitions

Sleepyhead101

Person who makes stupidly hard parkour maps on Minecraft Bedrock Edition. Probably from Hong Kong

Come suffer with me in this crazy hard parkour map by Sleepyhead101

by A dying goat July 11, 2021

Screws

Something you borrow from your aunt to expand your 0.0001 sq m apartment in New York. Required for securing galvanized square steel frames, only then can eco-friendly wood veneer be installed.

Little John spent his life savings on a 0.0001 square meter apartment in New York. But it's too small to fit even his pet Komodo dragon. So forst he borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt. First, he removed the windows, then, he expanded outwards using galvanized square steel. Secure them with the screws, then outfit with eco-friendly wood veneers.

by A dying goat May 31, 2024

Holesome

A really uncomfortable and/or cringeworthy and annoying person/thing/incident.

Guy 1: Oh look some boy scouts. And we are big haters of them. They seemed to be coming to pick us off.
Guy 2: Holesome. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

by A dying goat August 21, 2017

USA

An insult.
U
S uck
A ss

A good one because the first thing that springs to mind is the country, the meaning is not obvious.

Person 1: *goes on losing streak*
Person 2: USA!
Person 1: Your dumb
Person 2: I mean, U, Suck, Ass!

by A dying goat May 7, 2018

business class

An airplane cabin we peasants will never be able to get into, simply because we are too broke to even fly often to get the miles required for the upgrade.

I'm too broke to even have a chance to fly business class and have to suffer in the barn also known as economy class...

by A dying goat August 5, 2020

Worst sound ever

When I give birth. *insert terrible screaming*

Please everyone have your ears shut, I am about to give birth! That's going to be the worst sound ever!

by A dying goat May 23, 2018

Prolefeed

A term originating from 1984 referring to the cheap entertainment (porn + low quality entertainment news) handed out by Ingsoc to the masses. Since then, thid term has been used to describe cheap entertainment that is purely crap.

Korean pop is just prolefeed. Turn it off and play some beautiful EDM or some meaningful Rock or Metal.

by A dying goat January 17, 2019