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Screws

Something you borrow from your aunt to expand your 0.0001 sq m apartment in New York. Required for securing galvanized square steel frames, only then can eco-friendly wood veneer be installed.
Little John spent his life savings on a 0.0001 square meter apartment in New York. But it's too small to fit even his pet Komodo dragon. So forst he borrowed some expansion screws from his aunt. First, he removed the windows, then, he expanded outwards using galvanized square steel. Secure them with the screws, then outfit with eco-friendly wood veneers.
by A dying goat May 31, 2024
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Tuesday

The most exhausting day on a work week. Tuesday is well away from the next weekend, and your "energy charge" is low because they all used up on monday. Most workers hate this day so much.
Ah, tuesday is here. I'm so sleepy right now.
by A dying goat August 22, 2017
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NASA food

Highly processed and coloured food which will not even make you feel satisfied. Kept in airtight packets and you only need to add water to eat it. Designed just to make you full. There is no flavour, weird shapes and taste like air.
P.S. the containers looked like laboratory apparatus.
Why is the cheese so bland? Is this NASA food?
by A dying goat November 25, 2017
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Worst sound ever

When I give birth. *insert terrible screaming*
Please everyone have your ears shut, I am about to give birth! That's going to be the worst sound ever!
by A dying goat May 23, 2018
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Prolefeed

A term originating from 1984 referring to the cheap entertainment (porn + low quality entertainment news) handed out by Ingsoc to the masses. Since then, thid term has been used to describe cheap entertainment that is purely crap.
Korean pop is just prolefeed. Turn it off and play some beautiful EDM or some meaningful Rock or Metal.
by A dying goat January 17, 2019
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Moon

(Verb) a stock, crypto or any other investment product massively increasing in price
Opendoor will moon today from $6 to $82!!! Trust me bro!!! Diamond hands LFG to the MOON ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ“ˆ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€
by A dying goat September 16, 2025
mugGet the Moonmug.

friday

Rebecca Black's worst song, a lot of people sent death threats to her.
If you force me to listen to friday, I'd go insane.
by A dying goat August 20, 2017
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