A dying goat's definitions

NASA food

Highly processed and coloured food which will not even make you feel satisfied. Kept in airtight packets and you only need to add water to eat it. Designed just to make you full. There is no flavour, weird shapes and taste like air.
P.S. the containers looked like laboratory apparatus.

Why is the cheese so bland? Is this NASA food?

by A dying goat November 25, 2017

Tuesday

The most exhausting day on a work week. Tuesday is well away from the next weekend, and your "energy charge" is low because they all used up on monday. Most workers hate this day so much.

Ah, tuesday is here. I'm so sleepy right now.

by A dying goat August 22, 2017

Sleepyhead101

Person who makes stupidly hard parkour maps on Minecraft Bedrock Edition. Probably from Hong Kong

Come suffer with me in this crazy hard parkour map by Sleepyhead101

by A dying goat July 11, 2021

Worst sound ever

When I give birth. *insert terrible screaming*

Please everyone have your ears shut, I am about to give birth! That's going to be the worst sound ever!

by A dying goat May 23, 2018

Prolefeed

A term originating from 1984 referring to the cheap entertainment (porn + low quality entertainment news) handed out by Ingsoc to the masses. Since then, thid term has been used to describe cheap entertainment that is purely crap.

Korean pop is just prolefeed. Turn it off and play some beautiful EDM or some meaningful Rock or Metal.

by A dying goat January 17, 2019

potato

An adjective that most people use to describe a crappy device. Notably cameras and computers, on YouTube.
May also be used to describe something that is cheap as dirt.

Did you film this with a potato and edit it with another one?

by A dying goat December 5, 2017

Chinese language

The stupid subject that prevents me from being able to attend university however good my other subjects' grades are

Oh god oh fuck I got a level 3 in DSE chinese language! Yay screw the paper of death!!!

by A dying goat July 11, 2021