A dying goat's definitions

Yunnan noodle

A kind of Chinese food which contains white noodles made from fine rice and various natrual ingredients, such as mushrooms, bean sprouts and chili sauce. They may vary according to region.
Because of its diversity in ingredients, it can also be used to describe anything that has a lot of different kinds of things in a small area, such as a meme sharing website.

Weird? Sports? Internet? Cartoons? Vine is such a bowl of Yunnan noodles!

by A dying goat December 8, 2017

I will swear word at you

A roblox way of saying "I will swear you"

Guy: Lol roblox is for kidos
Robloxians: i will swear word at you

by A dying goat November 7, 2019

Red day

A day which you encounter a lot of troublesome things.

I got stepped on my feet this morning and scolded by my boss for no reason... Red day.

by A dying goat August 22, 2017

Clash Royale

A mobile game which drives people crazy for losing trophies and grabs lots of money for their creators, Supercell, by having players buy in-game gems. It is basically a cash grabber, as it partially forces you to buy their stuff while having broken matchmaking and balance which ruins the fun.

I stopped playing clash royale 2 days ago, a lot of pay-to-winners beat me and I dropped to 0 trophies which make me throw my phone.

by A dying goat September 8, 2017

cumrade

A male who is taking part in No Nut November aka the annual epic crusade against porn and hentai anime. They are your war buddies so treasure them as you kill anime cat girls with guns while resisting the urge to bust a nut.

- Hey cumrade, you take the back as we clear this building of hentai characters!
- OK

by A dying goat November 13, 2020

Holesome

A really uncomfortable and/or cringeworthy and annoying person/thing/incident.

Guy 1: Oh look some boy scouts. And we are big haters of them. They seemed to be coming to pick us off.
Guy 2: Holesome. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

by A dying goat August 21, 2017

business class

An airplane cabin we peasants will never be able to get into, simply because we are too broke to even fly often to get the miles required for the upgrade.

I'm too broke to even have a chance to fly business class and have to suffer in the barn also known as economy class...

by A dying goat August 5, 2020