A dying goat's definitions

friday

Rebecca Black's worst song, a lot of people sent death threats to her.

If you force me to listen to friday, I'd go insane.

by A dying goat August 20, 2017

Holesome

A really uncomfortable and/or cringeworthy and annoying person/thing/incident.

Guy 1: Oh look some boy scouts. And we are big haters of them. They seemed to be coming to pick us off.
Guy 2: Holesome. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

by A dying goat August 21, 2017

Red day

A day which you encounter a lot of troublesome things.

I got stepped on my feet this morning and scolded by my boss for no reason... Red day.

by A dying goat August 22, 2017

Tuesday

The most exhausting day on a work week. Tuesday is well away from the next weekend, and your "energy charge" is low because they all used up on monday. Most workers hate this day so much.

Ah, tuesday is here. I'm so sleepy right now.

by A dying goat August 22, 2017

Grounded video

A very common type of Goanimate (aka GoToHell) video. Usually, it involves a character, usually from a kids show, having a minor infraction, then suddenly his parents appear and grounds him for an incomprehensibly long period of time , usually at least 1 million years, then the character getting grounded walks away with huge internal screeches.
These videos are often very cringeworthy, with inanimated non-PNG objects and weird movements that defy physics being commonplace. They are so cringy that some mistook them as advertisements by Clorox.

Typical grounded video:
Caillou: I am going to eat some chips
*hand moves to a bag of inanimate chips with a background*
*boris appears*
Boris: *massive internal screech* o o o o o o o o CAILLOU HOW DARE YOU EAT THAT'S IT YOUR GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 98532908774 x 10^31 YEARS!!!!!! GO TO UR ROOM NOW!!!!!!!!
Caillou: what a a a a a o *another massive internal screech*

by A dying goat October 30, 2018

Prolefeed

A term originating from 1984 referring to the cheap entertainment (porn + low quality entertainment news) handed out by Ingsoc to the masses. Since then, thid term has been used to describe cheap entertainment that is purely crap.

Korean pop is just prolefeed. Turn it off and play some beautiful EDM or some meaningful Rock or Metal.

by A dying goat January 17, 2019

El diablo

3 minutes of earrape by a trash DJ called Carnage. Basically, there is a generic buildup, then suddenly Carnage screams "EL DIABLOOO!!!!!!!" and the track descends into lasers and ear rape designed to wreck hearing systems and subwoofers.

Oh no, Carnage just screamed El Diablo in public. Run unless you want to be deaf!

by A dying goat February 8, 2019