12 definitions by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME)
Guy 1: Whoo boy, Sofia is hot!
Guy 2: Why? To me, she's only a 7.
Guy 1: She is the definitive pick of a haircut fetishist like me. I want to cut her hair, dye her hair like Kylie Jenner, and then shave it all off!
Guy 2: Why? To me, she's only a 7.
Guy 1: She is the definitive pick of a haircut fetishist like me. I want to cut her hair, dye her hair like Kylie Jenner, and then shave it all off!
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 14, 2017
When you get a triple green shell or red shell in Mario Kart and keep it as a shield to avoid other shells. Unfortunately, shell shields are busted by the 'naners.
Shells are used to smack people around.
Shells are used to smack people around.
I pulled out a shell shield. Wario, Ludwig, and Rosalina all went down. Then I just sped ahead to first.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 25, 2017
A position used in threesomes that have one guy and two chicks. The guy puts his head in chick #1's pussy. Chick #2 then proceeds to lick the guy's dick.
Matt: Yo Ethan!
Ethan: What?
Matt: I just did a two in one with Sofia & Shoshanna!
Ethan: Damn, who was taking your cock in?
Matt: Sofia got it in the pussy and Shoshi got to lick it.
Ethan: What?
Matt: I just did a two in one with Sofia & Shoshanna!
Ethan: Damn, who was taking your cock in?
Matt: Sofia got it in the pussy and Shoshi got to lick it.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) June 27, 2017
1. The biggest hit by rapper Future, anchored by a strong flute and a dank-ass hook.
2. When you come clean about something you don't care about.
2. When you come clean about something you don't care about.
1. Percocet
Molly percocet
Percocet
Molly percocet
Rep the set
Gotta rep the set
Chase a check
Never chase a bitch
Mask on, fuck it, mask off
Molly percocet
Percocet
Molly percocet
Rep the set
Gotta rep the set
Chase a check
Never chase a bitch
Mask on, fuck it, mask off
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) June 14, 2017
The act of shaving someone's head bald. A lot of people think this is just using clippers to buzz their hair really short, but they're not doing it right. A real headshave consists of buzzing hair really short and then using shaving cream and a razor to shave it clean. To the skin.
If someone says "oh look i'm shaving my head", ask them whether they'll use shaving cream. Most of the time, they'll say, "No, I don't want to be completely hairless!" Then you'll know you've found someone who thinks they're shaving their head, but they're just getting a buzzcut.
If someone says "oh look i'm shaving my head", ask them whether they'll use shaving cream. Most of the time, they'll say, "No, I don't want to be completely hairless!" Then you'll know you've found someone who thinks they're shaving their head, but they're just getting a buzzcut.
I gave Sofia a headshave last night. I buzzed her head and then used shaving cream. She didn't have a single hair on her skull when she left this morning.
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 16, 2017
Someone who takes every law in the Bible literally and uses it to verbally attack people who don't agree with what they say to a tee. They tend to support the death penalty for non-heterosexuals, transgendered people, women who get abortions, and tries to convert all non-Christians within a 200 mile radius.
Ethan: "Fuck, that guy tried to shove his Bible in my face just cause I was gay, he called me a faggot, and said I'd spend eternity rotting in fire and brimstone!"
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m
Krysta: "Was he quoting that one Leviticus passage?"
Ethan: "Yeah."
Krysta: "Wearing a Make America Great Again shirt?"
Ethan: "Yep."
Krysta: "You found a bible-humping homophobic ultraconservative dickwad."
Ethan: "Couldn't have put it better m
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) February 19, 2017
The name of the worst hit song of all time, by Ron Browz, Jim Jones, and Juelz Santana.
Is it even a song?
Is it even a song?
ETHER BOI
HEY
HOW WE BALL IN THE CLUB I KNOW YOU HATE IT
MAMI DANCING ON THE FLOOR LIKE SHE NAKED
WHEN SHE LAY DOWN WITH YOU I KNOW SHE FAKIN
ALL THE GIRLS GIVE IT TO ME AIN'T GOTTA TAKE IT
OHHHHH
POP CHAMPAGNE
HEY
HOW WE BALL IN THE CLUB I KNOW YOU HATE IT
MAMI DANCING ON THE FLOOR LIKE SHE NAKED
WHEN SHE LAY DOWN WITH YOU I KNOW SHE FAKIN
ALL THE GIRLS GIVE IT TO ME AIN'T GOTTA TAKE IT
OHHHHH
POP CHAMPAGNE
by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) June 14, 2017