73H L337 H4X0R!!1's definitions

SEGA Dreamcast

The Sega Dreamcast was a game system made in 1999. Due to many bad decisions, the system was abandoned in around 02'. They are as cheap as dirt now, (about 20$) and considering iso's of many can be grabbed for free, and the majority of the library can be had for super cheap at game exchanges that stock old games, it makes it an easy purchase.

Person 1: Lets get a bag of potato chips and play some Marvel vs Capcom 2 on my Sega Dreamcast!
Person 2: Fuck yes.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 16, 2010

Escort

Slang for a prostitute. Someone who escorts your dick- to their vagina. (most of the time)

Escort is just another PC (politically correct) term for someone who sucks/fucks for money. Just exchange it with "prostitute".

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 November 5, 2010

Untz/Unts

Phonetic spelling- Uh-nntz; The sound in every. techno. song. EVER. Aptly named because it sounds like someone saying "untz/unts" in a low tone. The classic "untz/unts" is generally repeated incessantly throughout said techno song. If you heard techno, you know what I'm talking about.

1, 2, 3, and 4 are occurring in parallel-

1. untz/unts untz utnz utnz untz untz untz untz untz
2. the system- is down- the system- is down- the-
3. fast erratic drum beat- fast erratic drum beat-
4. loud siren, quiet siren, loud siren, quiet siren,-

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 May 14, 2011

astrology

When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe.

1- "Okay, here's your horoscope. You will get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look! Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!"

2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 15, 2010

True Blood

Twilight with fucking.

dude: Cool! Porn.
chick: This is that new vampire show on HBO, True Blood
dude: Oh, that's why there's so much blood everywhere.
(awkward looks are exchanged)

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 6, 2010

cdouche

One who borrows your cd's, and returns them with a cracked case, huge gouges in the disc, and mysterious sticky substances on the label. (cd douchebag)

Bob: Shit! Steve scratched my cd again!
Joe: Wasn't that the new Pearl Jam album?
Bob: Yeah... He's suck a cdouche.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 11, 2010