73H L337 H4X0R!!1's definitions

cdouche

One who borrows your cd's, and returns them with a cracked case, huge gouges in the disc, and mysterious sticky substances on the label. (cd douchebag)

Bob: Shit! Steve scratched my cd again!
Joe: Wasn't that the new Pearl Jam album?
Bob: Yeah... He's suck a cdouche.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 11, 2010

Untz/Unts

Phonetic spelling- Uh-nntz; The sound in every. techno. song. EVER. Aptly named because it sounds like someone saying "untz/unts" in a low tone. The classic "untz/unts" is generally repeated incessantly throughout said techno song. If you heard techno, you know what I'm talking about.

1, 2, 3, and 4 are occurring in parallel-

1. untz/unts untz utnz utnz untz untz untz untz untz
2. the system- is down- the system- is down- the-
3. fast erratic drum beat- fast erratic drum beat-
4. loud siren, quiet siren, loud siren, quiet siren,-

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 May 14, 2011

Metalman

A robot master from the NES classic video game Megaman 2. He was as weak as hell, but once you beat him, you got the metal blades to pwn the shit out of the other 7 robots from the game, such as Woodman and Airman.

Metalman gives you the metal blade weapon, which rapes all.

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 18, 2010

Escort

Slang for a prostitute. Someone who escorts your dick- to their vagina. (most of the time)

Escort is just another PC (politically correct) term for someone who sucks/fucks for money. Just exchange it with "prostitute".

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 November 5, 2010

astrology

When people ask you your "sign"- that's astrology. Horoscopes, signs, all that shit is astrology. People think it actually works because the predictions (horoscopes) are extremely vague and telling people what they want to hear, such as "you will make money" and "you will find true love". All these astrologers are making money off morons, and probably snorting coke off a hooker right now. Not to be confused with astronomy, the badass science of the universe.

1- "Okay, here's your horoscope. You will get a raise at the end of the year. Wow! Look! Astrology signs on my cellphone for 20$ a month, sign me up!"

2- "Here's your horoscope- fuck you."

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 October 15, 2010

insert name here

insert name here is a like, a TOTALLY HAWT guy/girl, who stands out among their friends, and has a great personality. They have a HUGE dick/tits and give a great eat out/blowjob. Once you lay your eyes on a(n) insert name here, you know you will hav it g00d 2nite!

Dude 1: "Shit! Not another insert name here definition"
Dude 2: "Who the fuck writes a definition about a name..."

by 73H L337 H4X0R!!1 July 7, 2010