313vagina's definitions
The peanut butter, butter, steak, humus, fruit, and other various knives linedup on the sink due to chronic laziness, all left to be reused in the pursuit of saving on your hydro bill.
by 313vagina March 5, 2009
Get the Knife Lineupmug. Similar to the fuck and chuck, the do 'n dip can be described as the act where one goes over to another's place, has sex, and then leaves immediately afterward. Where the fuck and chuck is done to oneself, the do 'n dip is done by oneself. The do 'n dip is often used as a retaliation against the fuck and chucker.
by 313vagina April 17, 2009
Get the do 'n dipmug. The yak 'n stay back is the act of vomitting before the bar because you are far too drunk. However, not to be mistaken with the "puke 'n go", the yak 'n stay back involves never making it anywhere. Followers of the yak 'n stay back are left home alone in the bathroom/bed/floor/pool of vomit, and left to fend for themselves, as no one wants to take care of that. Friends of the yakker have a good time without him/her because he/she really isn't all that fun anyways.
by 313vagina March 8, 2009
Get the yak 'n stay backmug. The unfortunate lens that one sees through when they have not gotten lucky for quite a long time where everyone begins to look attractive (mainly people who you would not normally find attractive if you were getting laid). When wearing the celibate goggles you should display the utmost caution as it can lead to mistakes and regret. Accessorizing oneself with the celibate goggles is an open invitation to personal ridicule.
Leah: Geez girl, that guy is NAHT hot.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.
case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
case 1:
Becki: He's smokin'. I'm going to have a good time tonight.
Leah: Take off your celibate goggles before you embarrass yourself.
case 2:
Becki: I'd have sex with anyone tonight, I haven't gotten laid in so long.
Jess: Take off those goggles there.
by 313vagina April 17, 2009
Get the celibate gogglesmug. The act of leaving just enough milk in the carton/bag so that you are not responsible for its replacement; thus leaving the duty to the next sorry milk consumer.
by 313vagina March 5, 2009
Get the Moo Juice Foulmug. The puke 'n go is the act of vomitting before going to the bar. The puke 'n go is ususally kept secret and revealed the next morning when retelling the events of the previous night. However it may also be shared directly after to induce a very entertaining few minutes of laughter and ridicule. This choice is left to the discretion of said puke 'n goer. The puke 'n go is similar to "the yak 'n stay back", however the former actually involves making it to the bar, whereas the latter is for pitiful individuals who stay at home. Followers of the puke 'n go are very determined to have a good time. They are looked up to, as they do not let putrid and disgusting bodily functions get in the way of having fun.
by 313vagina March 7, 2009
Get the puke 'n gomug. The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.
by 313vagina March 8, 2009
Get the The Gorillamug.